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[Hotfoot]

 Well, here it is.  This dark machination wormed it's way into my head just tonight, and after unleashing it on my co-op team, I bring it here.

For you.

That you may all know our madness.

Now, for a very simple introduction, we have long since used the term "Krogan Rez" to describe any time when another member of the team has been killed beyond the point of a revive, such as bleeding out, synch kills, or being stomped by troopers or geth.  Because, really, how else do you really think Krogan would practice battlefield medicine, or any medicine, for that matter?

We even say it in as they used to say "Trojan Man!" in the commercials.  Try it sometime, it's fun.

But that's not why we're here.  We're here because I had another musical number we could put it to.  One that is terribly, wonderfully, well, bad.

Queue up this song and sing along, won't you?
 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Saved by a Krogan Rez

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Saved by a Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

I want your Vorcha
I want your Engies
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez

I want your Asari
The touch of your hand
I want your leather studded ass in the zone
And I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a rez,your Krogan Rez

I want your biotics
And I want your revenge
You and me could make a Krogan Rez
I want your sniping
All your rez is revenge
You and me could make a Krogan Rez

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Head under a Geth’s synthetic foot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Brought back by a Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

I want your Reeger
I want your Carbine
‘Cause you’re essential
As long as you’re alive
I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez

I want your Vanguard
Your nasty BoomStick
Want you in my server
When my team is all sick
I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez
rez-rez-rez
I want your rez

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want a rez,your Krogan Rez

I want your stasis
And I want your revenge
You and me could make a Krogan Rez
I want your rushing
All your rez is revenge
You and me could make a Krogan Rez

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Got stomped by a Trooper’s boot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Brought back by a Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

Walk walk weapons blazing
Work it
Move that phantom crazy
Walk walk shields fading
Work it
Move that hunter crazy
Walk walk powers raging
Work it
Move that turret crazy
Walk walk cover’s failing
Work it
Imma Krogan Soldier baby

I want your guns
And I want your revenge
I want your rez
I don’t wanna fail right now!

He’s got lots of armor
And he just killed our friend
Line up your Saber
And perform Krogan medicine!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Got in the way of a big Atlas

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Saved by a Krogan Rez

I want your ammo
And I want your revenge
You and me could make a Krogan Rez
I want your scans
and I want your Vanguard Krogan
You and me could make a Krogan Rez

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Stuck by a Banshee’s claws

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Saved by a Krogan Rez

Quah-Quah-ah-ah-ah!
Tali-Zora-vas-ah!
En-Sev-ooh-la-la!
Want your Krogan Rez

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