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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Do you find issues detonating your biotics?  You find yourself blaming lag, glitches, enemy dodges, but deep down inside, you know the truth?  Well, you're not alone.

7/10 Adepts suffer Biotic Projectile Dysfunction.  This is a growing problem which exists for more and more Adepts, according to recent studies.  I do happen to find threads opened by brave souls who are willing to risk humiliation and come forth to admit there is a problem.  Others start to play tech or weapons-based classes to avoid the embarrassment, frustration and pain that failure to detonate can bring.

I'll admit that I used to suffer from the same issue. After months of displaying amazing prowess with Adept characters, I... I just couldn't get my biotic explosions to detonate anymore. They would prime just fine most of the time, but I just couldn't detonate them. The prime... it... it... well, it didn't last long enough.

My teammates were very supportive, but I knew that I had lost standing with them. I felt really ashamed, and I shunned them away and ostracized myself. I felt lost and alone, and I was sure I deserved to be.

Well, one day, I happened across an older gentleman at the local PC Lab who once had the very same issue. He told me a secret that would change my ME3 MP career. Biagra. After he started taking it, his friends list became full, and he had enough energy to prime for ages and even detonate multiple explosions. I was in awe.

I hurried home, ordered a trial box, and when I finally started taking it... well, look at me now.

Biagra:
when it's that that time,
and you need to prime,
you will never be too late
to detonate.

Start a free trial today.  You're not alone.

Trust me. You're welcome.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 22 août 2012 - 11:09 .

[VDare]

Where can I sign up!!!

[Zombie Inc 91]

I'LL TAKE 10!

*ahem*
For my asari friend of course...

[BouncyFrag]

A lot of these issues can be traced back to "ED" and by that, of course, I mean powers like energy drain and other tech bursty issues. 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

BouncyFrag wrote...

A lot of these issues can be traced back to "ED" and by that, of course, I mean powers like energy drain and other tech bursty issues. 

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.  It's okay.  You're not alone.  We have the proper testing equipment to assess your personal situation and can offer respec cards to help alleviate incorrect builds.

It's not just a happy, solve-all pill.  We are also a support group.

[DS Monkfish]

Do not trust this man.  I bought a friend of mine, not me, I don't need it ok, bought some of his so-called Biagra and his biotics started to go off every few seconds.  He thought it was great at first, but it wouldn't stop.  Eventually they went green and had to be surgically removed and everything.

God knows what's in it but it's not legit.

Modifié par dmath2, 21 août 2012 - 11:02 .

[RxP4IN]

I've been primed for over 4 HOURS!!! I've detonated several times, but still primed!!! What should I do?

[k1ngl1ves]

My, ahem, "friend" tried this so called wonder product. He was "BE"ing for over 8 hours and had to go to the hospital for a "treatment". Needless to say, his voice is a bit banshee-like over the mic now. class Action Lawsuit coming soon...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

dmath2 wrote...

Do not trust this man.  I bought a friend of mine, not me, I don't need it ok, bought some of his so-called Biagra and his biotics started to go off every few seconds.  He thought it was great at first, but it wouldn't stop.  Eventually they went green and had to be surgically removed and everything.

God knows what's in it but it's not legit.

You're thinking of Biogra, a cheap Taiwanese knock-off, which was never AFDA (Alliance Food & Drug Administration) approved.  I totally understand where you're coming from.  If "your friend" could contact us at 1-800-BIO-BOOM, we actually have treatments which can help to regain the Biotic abilities.

[Los Tacos Bueno]

dmath2 wrote...

Do not trust this man.  I bought a friend of mine, not me, I don't need it ok, bought some of his so-called Biagra and his biotics started to go off every few seconds.  He thought it was great at first, but it wouldn't stop.  Eventually they went green and had to be surgically removed and everything.

God knows what's in it but it's not legit.

Yeah, my er... friend told me of this great product called Eezyte. He said it increases his prime duration and amplifies his detonations by nearly triple.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

RxP4IN wrote...

I've been primed for over 4 HOURS!!! I've detonated several times, but still primed!!! What should I do?

If you cast Annihilation Field, it will be pretty intense for a bit, but the effect should go away in 90 sec. 

Use an ice pack for the area most sore.  Sounds like you've tried to take a little more than you can Throw.

[K_Os2]

Never had or noticed this, as a large portion of failed BEs are due to some sniper shooting everything I prime, does Biagra increase my performance?

Modifié par K_Os2, 21 août 2012 - 11:15 .

[Forquet]

As a gamer who is in his late 40's, I have a rather keen interest in this product....

[Learn To Love Yourself]

k1ngl1ves wrote...

My, ahem, "friend" tried this so called wonder product. He was "BE"ing for over 8 hours and had to go to the hospital for a "treatment". Needless to say, his voice is a bit banshee-like over the mic now. class Action Lawsuit coming soon...

Has he had a hold of any Reaper tech?  He could have been using Brutle Beaches, a new surround sound headset found to have Reaper tech implanted into it.  Though the sound may be crisp, the voices will linger, even after you turn off or take off the headset.

We have run into this case before, and it isn't related, though Biagra could have potentially exacerbated the condition, due to the sudden "growth" of biotic potential.

I'm sorry for what has happened.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Air Quotes wrote...

It's actually Red Sand in a different wrapper people.

Says the spokesperson from Biogra. For shame.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

K_Os2 wrote...

Never had or noticed this, as a large portion of failed BEs are due to some sniper shooting everything I prime, does Biagra increase my performance?

Yes!  This product is just for you then.  It will not only increase your efficiency, but it will cause violent screenshaking for any sniper targeting a primed target.  It's a new addition which we are very proud of.  We call it the Stealing Sniper Smash-effect Safeguard, or S4.

We have hundreds of thousands of clients who have contributed their stories and individual problems for us to research and eventually create a collective solution in one small pill.

Start your free trial today

[ShwdGanon]

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

[Los Tacos Bueno]

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

Modifié par Los Tacos Bueno, 21 août 2012 - 11:36 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 21 août 2012 - 11:41 .

[DS Monkfish]

1-800-BIO-BOOM my arse. I've had the number traced and it's some seedy operation dealing in mashed up Asari head tentacles run out of a back room in Omega.

[BouncyFrag]

Jack Crapper wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

A lot of these issues can be traced back to "ED" and by that, of course, I mean powers like energy drain and other tech bursty issues. 

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.  It's okay.  You're not alone.  We have the proper testing equipment to assess your personal situation and can offer respec cards to help alleviate incorrect builds.

It's not just a happy, solve-all pill.  We are also a support group.

I've got serious trust issues. The last guy I went to had a so-called 'miracle cure' that only made things worse. Lets just say that I now have the abiltiy to attract bears, and I'll just leave it at that.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 21 août 2012 - 11:48 .

[Los Tacos Bueno]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

How could you say Biagra has no side effects? Lab studies by Biagra themselves (who thought it was ethical to test this cruel product on helpless pyjaks) show that with prolonged use, ones screen can shake violently and this can affect others around them. With results like these, its amazing how your product is legal.

Please friends, stop the use of Biagra. Think of the pyjaks.

Modifié par Los Tacos Bueno, 21 août 2012 - 11:53 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

dmath2 wrote...

1-800-BIO-BOOM my arse. I've had the number traced and it's some seedy operation dealing in mashed up Asari head tentacles run out of a back room in Omega.

Are you sure you dialed 1-800-246-2666 instead of 1-800-246-2999 for 1-800-BIMB-XXX?  The 9 is just under the 6, and that happens often, especially if you have fat fingers, no offense.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

BouncyFrag wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

A lot of these issues can be traced back to "ED" and by that, of course, I mean powers like energy drain and other tech bursty issues. 

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.  It's okay.  You're not alone.  We have the proper testing equipment to assess your personal situation and can offer respec cards to help alleviate incorrect builds.

It's not just a happy, solve-all pill.  We are also a support group.

I've got serious trust issues. The last guy I went to had a so-called 'miracle cure' that only made things worse. Lets just say that I now have the abiltiy to attract bears, and I'll just leave it at that.

I'm sorry for your previous mishaps.  Bears are cuddly creatures and are endangered now, so I'd consider yourself almost lucky.  I did see an article of this man, who was finally caught Red handed.  You are Dead to rights for some form of Redemption.  I hope you find it.

We also understand these very issues, which is why we are offering a free trial.  For a limited time, we will also even pay shipping and handling.