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[MagicThoughts]

Ahahahahahahahahaha.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

How could you say Biagra has no side effects? Lab studies by Biagra themselves (who thought it was ethical to test this cruel product on helpless pyjaks) show that with prolonged use, ones screen can shake violently and this can affect others around them. With results like these, its amazing how your product is legal.

Please friends, stop the use of Biagra. Think of the pyjaks.

Interesting.  Quite a dubious statement there.  From our records, you received a discount at Ratch's Wares some time ago.  Would you like to elaborate how you were able to receive a discount, as an outsider, at a store on Tuchanka from a Krogan?  I think we all know the answer to that.

Our clynical trials were only conducted on a voluntary basis.  We have never had any major mishaps and are proud of how thorough and dedicated our scientists have been throughout the entire process.

[DS Monkfish]

Jack Crapper wrote...

dmath2 wrote...

1-800-BIO-BOOM my arse. I've had the number traced and it's some seedy operation dealing in mashed up Asari head tentacles run out of a back room in Omega.

Are you sure you dialed 1-800-246-2666 instead of 1-800-246-2999 for 1-800-BIMB-XXX?  The 9 is just under the 6, and that happens often, especially if you have fat fingers, no offense.

My apologies.  That's exactly what I did.  Spamming my lash too much made my hand swell up.  I don't do that any more.

[Los Tacos Bueno]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

How could you say Biagra has no side effects? Lab studies by Biagra themselves (who thought it was ethical to test this cruel product on helpless pyjaks) show that with prolonged use, ones screen can shake violently and this can affect others around them. With results like these, its amazing how your product is legal.

Please friends, stop the use of Biagra. Think of the pyjaks.

Interesting.  Quite a dubious statement there.  From our records, you received a discount at Ratch's Wares some time ago.  Would you like to elaborate how you were able to receive a discount, as an outsider, at a store on Tuchanka from a Krogan?  I think we all know the answer to that.

Our clynical trials were only conducted on a voluntary basis.  We have never had any major mishaps and are proud of how thorough and dedicated our scientists have been throughout the entire process.

How dare you insinuate such a proposterous idea. I will gladly inform you that my father in fact a krogan, and the clerk at Ratch's Wares is a family friend. But my personal life is not important, what is important is all of the side effects that Biagra completely disregards to label on the product. Side effects like having a warp effect that damages over time, excessive shield penetration, and increased lift damage.

[BluzCluez]

10/10

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

How could you say Biagra has no side effects? Lab studies by Biagra themselves (who thought it was ethical to test this cruel product on helpless pyjaks) show that with prolonged use, ones screen can shake violently and this can affect others around them. With results like these, its amazing how your product is legal.

Please friends, stop the use of Biagra. Think of the pyjaks.

Interesting.  Quite a dubious statement there.  From our records, you received a discount at Ratch's Wares some time ago.  Would you like to elaborate how you were able to receive a discount, as an outsider, at a store on Tuchanka from a Krogan?  I think we all know the answer to that.

Our clynical trials were only conducted on a voluntary basis.  We have never had any major mishaps and are proud of how thorough and dedicated our scientists have been throughout the entire process.

How dare you insinuate such a proposterous idea. I will gladly inform you that my father in fact a krogan, and the clerk at Ratch's Wares is a family friend. But my personal life is not important, what is important is all of the side effects that Biagra completely disregards to label on the product. Side effects like having a warp effect that damages over time, excessive shield penetration, and increased lift damage.

I am sorry if I have offended you.  I must have looked up the wrong Los Tacos Buenos... an obviously Krogan name. 
I am also sorry if you feel those particular "side effects" are undesirable.  Warp DOT, excessive penetration, increased lift.  These are actually all popularly desirable biotic effects and were meant to be released through your inner potential.

Those very three were highlighted in Sparky Sparks' music hologram "Are You Down With DOT?," one of my favorites.

Are you down with DOT?
Yeah, you know me!
Are you down with DOT?
Yeah, you know me!

Girrrl, I'm feeling your biotic drift
You so fine, it's giving me increased lift
Need a Tantalus AC for this heated situation
Unless you're coooool with my excessive penetration

B...I O T I C
You're stacked so phat like my DOT
B... I O T I C
Don't Reave me til you equip that power amp III.

Ahh, memories.

[holdenagincourt]

This thread may be better than Dearth of Asari Fashion Designers.

Oh hell, it's miles better than Dearth of Asari Fashion Designers. You put me to shame, Jack.

[Kingston Atticus]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

ShwdGanon wrote...

Why should I choose this over EEzyte? I know for a fact that EEzyte is an all natural eezo derived suppliment, is Biagra as well?

No it is not. As a direct result of these unnatural suppliments, one can suffer from severe cooldowns. If I were you, I would stay away from Biagra.

This is simply not true.  EEzyte is all natural, but it does not contain any Eezo, a common misconception.  EEzyte's promotions feed off of the insecurity of those affected by this condition.  As a result, those who take EEzyte do not experience any difference in their biotics and are unwilling to face a court to get their money back simply because they would have to admit they suffer from this condition in a court of law with public records.

Biagra contains both natural and synthesized ingredients to reduce, if not eliminate, uncomfortable side effects.  One of the greatest perks of Biagra is having a substantially faster cooldown, noted by some others who have had multiple detonations in a short period of time.  How would this be possible if they actually created longer cooldowns?

It's a free trial.  What have you got to lose... other than Projectile Dysfunction?

You are confusing EEzyte with the all new EEzyte light. Just remember the ever-popular EEzyte Prime has been known to turn your urine red with a crystaline excrement occasionally coming out.

This warning has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, KBoDO for short.

 Thank you and have a nice day!

Modifié par Kingston Atticus, 22 août 2012 - 01:03 .

[Los Tacos Bueno]

Jack Crapper wrote...

I am sorry if I have offended you.  I must have looked up the wrong Los Tacos Buenos... an obviously Krogan name. 
I am also sorry if you feel those particular "side effects" are undesirable.  Warp DOT, excessive penetration, increased lift.  These are actually all popularly desirable biotic effects and were meant to be released through your inner potential.

Yes, all of those are in fact desireable, but too much can be incredibly dangerous, especially if we are talking about a radius increase. The problem is that you cannot trust that consumers will follow the directions as suited, especially when the risk is so high. If you choose to continue advertising this product, please follow all AFDA procedures and properly label all of your products.

And you are causing great nostalgia when you brought up Sparky Sparks. My personal favorite is "Behind Blue Skin."

No one knows what its like
To be Asari
With calimari
Behind blue skin...

But enough of that... Don't want any flashbacks (the other half of me is Drell).

[Caephire]

LMAO. Most entertaining thread for today.
Thanks guys!!!

Also, a friend of mine is throwing a party this weekend, can he order this in bulk?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

holdenagincourt wrote...

This thread may be better than Dearth of Asari Fashion Designers.

Oh hell, it's miles better than Dearth of Asari Fashion Designers. You put me to shame, Jack.

You honor me with your presence, great builder of threads, Holy Holden all mighty.  You are one of the few I know who were models of biotic success for which we hope our patients to attain.  I hope you never find need of our product, good sir

[Foxtrot813]

"When the moment comes... will you be ready?"

*Asari trying to detonate biotics in a bath tub overlooking the Grand Canyon*

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Los Tacos Bueno wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

I am sorry if I have offended you.  I must have looked up the wrong Los Tacos Buenos... an obviously Krogan name. 
I am also sorry if you feel those particular "side effects" are undesirable.  Warp DOT, excessive penetration, increased lift.  These are actually all popularly desirable biotic effects and were meant to be released through your inner potential.

Yes, all of those are in fact desireable, but too much can be incredibly dangerous, especially if we are talking about a radius increase. The problem is that you cannot trust that consumers will follow the directions as suited, especially when the risk is so high. If you choose to continue advertising this product, please follow all AFDA procedures and properly label all of your products.

And you are causing great nostalgia when you brought up Sparky Sparks. My personal favorite is "Behind Blue Skin."

No one knows what its like
To be Asari
With calimari
Behind blue skin...

But enough of that... Don't want any flashbacks (the other half of me is Drell).

You know, you have a good point.  Although we do have disclaimers regarding proper use, we do need to contribute to the community's safety through proper use.  We will implement a dosage counter which will allow you to use up to the maximum dosage per 8 hour period, which will be personalized to the consumer's level and build.

Behind Blue Skin... bitter/sweet to me.  I went to prom with an Asari girl from my class, my first love.  Prom night was fantastic, and Behind Blue Skin was the first dance we danced to that night!  Unfortunately, she fell for some poetic Krogan some months later.  I don't know why all the good Asari like the bad boys.  I hope she's doing well.

[Killahead]

I would advice you guys to put a label on this product warning about the effects of mixing this with Ryncol if you want to avoid lawsuits. I couldn't control my Reave for a week straight, and the increasing AoE became rather unpleasant for me and my clan members. Still, I would never file a lawsuit against you myself, using Biagra I no longer have to read Fornax to prepare myself for battle.

[JShepppp]

Kudos, OP. Well done, had a good laugh.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Killahead wrote...

I would advice you guys to put a label on this product warning about the effects of mixing this with Ryncol if you want to avoid lawsuits. I couldn't control my Reave for a week straight, and the increasing AoE became rather unpleasant for me and my clan members. Still, I would never file a lawsuit against you myself, using Biagra I no longer have to read Fornax to prepare myself for battle.

It is quite impressive you are able to handle a Ryncol Biagra combination.  We do, in fact, have labels to warn against use with certain cocktails, but we have recently found that certain Biotics have a tendency to melt labels, at least partially.  We are coming out with a ground breaking material with ground breaking ink to avoid this issue.

You are fortunate Reave no longer produces the sound it used to make, as that could have become quite stressful for you and those around you for a prolonged period of time.

We appreciate your feedback and your decision not to sue us.  We estimate that our consumers will save an average of 5,000 credits a month in Fortax subscriptions.  That's one Spectre Pack per year!

Have a wonderful day.

[Grinch57]

BluzCluez wrote...

10/10

11/11

Also, NPlewes doesn't need Biagra, his biotics always detonate (but never, ever early).

[Killahead]

In all seriousness: This is an awesome thread and you, Jack, should feel awesome.

May your biotics detonate flawlessly through the whole of your cycle.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Caephire wrote...

LMAO. Most entertaining thread for today.
Thanks guys!!!

Also, a friend of mine is throwing a party this weekend, can he order this in bulk?

Hmm, I'm sorry, but this isn't meant to be taken casually.  However, if this is an orgy or swingers party, and the attending parties do genuinely suffer from the condition, then we do have bulk sale options.  We would need written requests from each individual's doctor.

If it's the one on Azure, tell Gothkar I said Hi and that I'll bring punch.

Remember, you're not alone. 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Killahead wrote...

In all seriousness: This is an awesome thread and you, Jack, should feel awesome.

May your biotics detonate flawlessly through the whole of your cycle.

Killa, as long as you're priming, I have no fear

[DHKany]

how can i trust you?
*socially awkward*

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Grinch57 wrote...

BluzCluez wrote...

10/10

11/11

Also, NPlewes doesn't need Biagra, his biotics always detonate (but never, ever early).

This is true.  In fact, one of our main ingredients is a hologram of NPlewes' smile.  How dipping a hologram into a vat produces such magnificent effects is still beyond us.  Some things, even science cannot explain.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DHKany wrote...

how can i trust you?
*socially awkward*

It's a free trial with S&H paid.  What we ask is for you to ask yourself if you are truly happy in the state you are in.  If you can't do what it takes to bring your life back in order, can you really even trust yourself?  That is the question.

We, here at Biagra, understand that trust needs to be earned, and we have no doubt that you will be totally satisfied with the results.  It's time to release your inner potential and embrace eternity.

Believe in who you are and who you have the inner potential to become.  Remember, you're not alone.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 22 août 2012 - 01:47 .

[chcknwng]

Are you guys on Amazon and ship galaxy-wide? I would like to order some, for my, ahem, partner. It would be kinda embarrassing for a Quarian Infiltrator to walk in a store to buy this product,

[Learn To Love Yourself]

wngmv wrote...

Are you guys on Amazon and ship galaxy-wide? I would like to order some, for my, ahem, partner. It would be kinda embarrassing for a Quarian Infiltrator to walk in a store to buy this product,

But of course.  We also cater to all species and make deliveries to any location, whether it be dwelling, pod, flotilla or alley way. 

However, I am curious as to why a Quarian Infiltrator feels the need to take Biagra.  Does he/she have dormant biotic powers?  Quite a rare catch indeed.

Please tell your "partner" that he/she is very brave for coming forth and that happiness is just around the corner.