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[Adragalus]

Zombie Inc 91 wrote...

I'LL TAKE 10!

*ahem*
For my asari friend of course...

"What's a circumcision?" "I'll have ten!"

[Filipe Dilly]

Lol.
10/10!

[JaimasOfRaxis]

Biagra gave my Asari friend the confidence she needed to pursue her dreams! Now she headbutts alongside us Krogan and throws off Biotic Explosions like raindrops in spring!

Thank you, Biagra!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

JaimasOfRaxis wrote...

Biagra gave my Asari friend the confidence she needed to pursue her dreams! Now she headbutts alongside us Krogan and throws off Biotic Explosions like raindrops in spring!

Thank you, Biagra!

Another success story.  Thank you for bringing this forth, and please thank your Asari friend on our behalf, not for the free publicity, but for finding the courage within her to biotic all that she can biotic.

Have a wonderful day, good sir.

[k1ngl1ves]

If I was to order this product , ahem, for a friend... Would it be shipped in a discreet packaging?

[Lazurukeel]

My Stasis never seemed to last nearly as long as I wanted it to, and a lot of times I'd try to prime an easy catch like a Trooper or Cannibal but they just didn't feel a thing. :C

Now that I've tried Biagra, I'm skating around maps priming with one hand, detonating with the other. With my new-found confidence, an average Asari like me doesn't even have any worries detonating Phantoms or Nemeses. I am not ashamed to admit to using Biagra. And it feels real good when I do it with my pe-...biotics!

[DHKany]

Thank you biagra! Thanks to you I can now detonate left and right, without any shame that it would not detonate! My past life is long forgotten thanks to you!
would definitely recommend!
Not to mention that as a side affect I am no longer socially conflicted but am completely cured from it.
THANK YOU>

[Rip504]

Sickos!!! I love it!

Lmao

[Mazandus]

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

k1ngl1ves wrote...

If I was to order this product , ahem, for a friend... Would it be shipped in a discreet packaging?

Yes!  In fact, we have licenses with other organizations to ensure your product will reach you with your stature in tact.  You can order the product in boxes labeled Lunchables, Breeder's Digest, Lashton Kutcher's FBWGG Punk'd, Nerf, and more!

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 22 août 2012 - 03:43 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Lazurukeel wrote...

My Stasis never seemed to last nearly as long as I wanted it to, and a lot of times I'd try to prime an easy catch like a Trooper or Cannibal but they just didn't feel a thing. :C

Now that I've tried Biagra, I'm skating around maps priming with one hand, detonating with the other. With my new-found confidence, an average Asari like me doesn't even have any worries detonating Phantoms or Nemeses. I am not ashamed to admit to using Biagra. And it feels real good when I do it with my pe-...biotics!

Sounds like you've gone from average Asari to Biotic Goddess!  We applaud you!
There was an Asari who had a biotic dodge
And command-o was her name-o!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DHKany wrote...

Thank you biagra! Thanks to you I can now detonate left and right, without any shame that it would not detonate! My past life is long forgotten thanks to you!
would definitely recommend!
Not to mention that as a side affect I am no longer socially conflicted but am completely cured from it.
THANK YOU>

Sounds like you're a "prime" example of a success story.  That is truly wonderful.  Remember, the power came from within you.  You are the one who provided the potential.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Mazandus wrote...

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

Of course!  We have some rare, yet amazing success stories from Human Adepts, who have claimed that, since taking Biagra, their Singularities have effect on amazingly not only shielded enemies, but also armored ones!  There is nothing more satisfying than watching an Atlas swirling around your blacky black hole.

One success story has even reported the magnitude of her singularity has grown so epic, that it actually split into a Dualarity!  Now, if that doesn't bring a big blue biotic tear to your eye, I don't know what will.

Come join the others and start to enjoy the life you deserve.

[WestLakeDragon]

Biagra, thank you! My Stasis could last for days! My Stasis is so virile I can use it on the same Phantom 5 times, and still go back for a sixth!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

WestLakeDragon wrote...

Biagra, thank you! My Stasis could last for days! My Stasis is so virile I can use it on the same Phantom 5 times, and still go back for a sixth!

Do you often use it while playing FBWGG?  Because, if so, I'd say we've got a happy camper here! 
Congratulations on your new found inner strength, the real you.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 22 août 2012 - 03:45 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Please remember, we will be paying for the S&H for the Free Trial for a limited time. You have until Friday, when the next operation starts. What better time to realize your potential?

Act now.

[Frosty10001]

I used to be part of the Ceberus Organization... I used to be one of their top biotic adepts... But when they resorted to indoctrination and I defiled them, my biotics didn't seem to function as well anymore. My Smashes were weak, and my Lash simply wouldn't yank anyone, frankly, the enemy would mock at my efforts. I was a failure; I wanted to give up, maybe switch to Tech Engineering... Get that turret that Ceberus gives to its engineers... But my Fury friend showed me that I had true potiental; she showed me Biagra.

Now... Singularity pulls enemies off the ground, priming them with superb efficiency. My Lash takes care of the lifted foes, exploding them in an array of blue biotic fireworks. Ceberus regrets that I left them; their Atlases are no match for me.

Thank you Biagra, you saved my role as an adept and I am no longer ashamed to use my biotics anymore.

PS: I can't seem to find the PayBuddy donation button on your Extranet site, where can I find it?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Frosty10001 wrote...

I used to be part of the Ceberus Organization... I used to be one of their top biotic adepts... But when they resorted to indoctrination and I defiled them, my biotics didn't seem to function as well anymore. My Smashes were weak, and my Lash simply wouldn't yank anyone, frankly, the enemy would mock at my efforts. I was a failure; I wanted to give up, maybe switch to Tech Engineering... Get that turret that Ceberus gives to its engineers... But my Fury friend showed me that I had true potiental; she showed me Biagra.

Now... Singularity pulls enemies off the ground, priming them with superb efficiency. My Lash takes care of the lifted foes, exploding them in an array of blue biotic fireworks. Ceberus regrets that I left them; their Atlases are no match for me.

Thank you Biagra, you saved my role as an adept and I am no longer ashamed to use my biotics anymore.

PS: I can't seem to find the PayBuddy donation button on your Extranet site, where can I find it?

Another shining example of going from pitiful bio-frustration to beautiful bio-detonation, having an inferiority complex to having superiorly bomb pecs, getting down on oneself to getting down with one's badass self, internal commotion to eternal biosplosions.

If this doesn't inspire you, I have no idea what will.  We all have something great within ourselves.  Let's allow ourselves to let it shine.  Join the millions of reinvigorated Adepts who took this small step into making their dreams become a reality.

Edit: Paybuddy was erroneously place under the Testimonials section.  Unless you had a mousewheel that could scroll FTL, you probably wouldn't have found it for a good number of years.  We've moved it to the upper right tab.  Thank you for bringing this and your inspirational story to our attention.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 22 août 2012 - 05:49 .

[Kingston Atticus]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Mazandus wrote...

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

Of course!  We have some rare, yet amazing success stories from Human Adepts, who have claimed that, since taking Biagra, their Singularities have effect on amazingly not only shielded enemies, but also armored ones!  There is nothing more satisfying than watching an Atlas swirling around your blacky black hole.

One success story has even reported the magnitude of her singularity has grown so epic, that it actually split into a Dualarity!  Now, if that doesn't bring a big blue biotic tear to your eye, I don't know what will.

Come join the others and start to enjoy the life you deserve.

     After Using the Dualarity that Human Adept disapeared, only to be found days later on Mars. Unfortunately that young lady has no memory of how she ended up there.

     This is yet another example of bad effects from Biagra!


This warning has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

(Ps. Sorry Jack just couldn't help myself!)

[corporal doody]

What happens if i have Amplified Biotics for more than 4 hours?

[holdenagincourt]

Flaming Snake wrote...

What is this thread, and how have I missed this? O.O

Brilliant! I think holdenagincourts Asari Adept with her Kishock and his Drell Adept need this...

You of all people should know that my Asari Adept has no problem setting herself off in between shots from her spear gun.

And as for my Drell Adept...what a man. His virility can't be called into question by the likes of you after his muscled thighs carry him to every grenade box long before your Destroyer's jiggly bumbum gets there. :innocent:

[ParadiseLostMDCLXVI]

It´s not just detonations - I tried it yesterday and now my charges feel siginificantly stronger. Enemies are literally flying from my face. Niftu himself could never charge that hard!
Also, if you are interested I would be delighted to help you establish an Irune based office for shipping to my fellow volus.

[heybigmoney]

Krogans selling me biotic performance pills? Aren't all those guys sterile?

[Pyth the Bull]

Air Quotes wrote...

It's actually Red Sand in a different wrapper people.

Does that mean I can move stuff with my **** then?




I'm gonna need some Red Sand to test this...