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[Bolo Xia]

 is there a bonus effect of bigger and longer lasting explosions?
if so, i hope priming last longer while waiting for that big explosion.

does it make my character look any bigger?
i would really like to impress my team mates about my size.

is there a cool down bonus?
hope i can do it again sooner.

if all these are part of the product then sign me up 

Modifié par Bolo Xia, 22 août 2012 - 09:03 .

[Shad Croly]

I should get this for my Human Sentinel...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Kingston Atticus wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Mazandus wrote...

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

Of course!  We have some rare, yet amazing success stories from Human Adepts, who have claimed that, since taking Biagra, their Singularities have effect on amazingly not only shielded enemies, but also armored ones!  There is nothing more satisfying than watching an Atlas swirling around your blacky black hole.

One success story has even reported the magnitude of her singularity has grown so epic, that it actually split into a Dualarity!  Now, if that doesn't bring a big blue biotic tear to your eye, I don't know what will.

Come join the others and start to enjoy the life you deserve.

     After Using the Dualarity that Human Adept disapeared, only to be found days later on Mars. Unfortunately that young lady has no memory of how she ended up there.

     This is yet another example of bad effects from Biagra!


This warning has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

(Ps. Sorry Jack just couldn't help myself!)

Dear sir,

We also have heard rumors of this report, which is why we have sent our lead investigators to find out what has transpassed.  What we do know is that that very Human Adept was on Mars conducting a highly classified and highly covert operation, which is why we cannot divulge any details of her identity.  Anything further about the operation, we cannot tell you, as we don't have any information released to us ourselves.  However, the administrative assistant from the Alliance was kind enough to tell us that her powerful biotics came into play, saved the operation from disaster, and she was able to save her squad because of her biotic prowess.  I get the feeling, she somewhere sacrificed herself to save her comrades, as any good soldier would do. 

We also have word that our medication had nothing to do with her memory loss.  They could not provide more details.  I cannot tell you how relieved I was to hear this news.

Lastly, please do note that we contribute monthly to KBoDO, a fine and respectable organization.  We also feel that illicit drugs can have an enormous impact especially on Adepts, let alone anyone else.  Our medication is non-addictive, and in some cases, curative.  There have been 14 cases in which patients were able to regain their biotic skills with no further need to take Biagra.  Although this is a small number compared to the million of cases we handle, it does provide some hope, and you can't put a price on that.

Drug abuse has always been a main focus & concern for the founders of Biagra, Vishael Tulimen and Thane Sumiville, even before they founded the company. 

I hope this clears things up, and thank you for your concern.

[CmnDwnWrkn]

LMAO!!!! great thread

[Learn To Love Yourself]

corporal doody wrote...

What happens if i have Amplified Biotics for more than 4 hours?

This is dependant on your natural stamina more than anything else.  However, if you have issues with releasing powers constantly, you can refer to another patron in a previous post.  If you find uncontrollable chronic priming and detonations, cast Annihiliation Field.  Though it will be intense for a bit, the effects should wear off after 90 seconds.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

ParadiseLostMDCLXVI wrote...

It´s not just detonations - I tried it yesterday and now my charges feel siginificantly stronger. Enemies are literally flying from my face. Niftu himself could never charge that hard!
Also, if you are interested I would be delighted to help you establish an Irune based office for shipping to my fellow volus.

That is quite generous of you.  I will contact Mr Tulimen & Mr Sumiville about this kind gesture.  We are happy our product is reaching out as far as our esteemed Volus friends.  We'll be sure to raise our sails and catch your "biotic wind"

Have a wonderful day!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

heybigmoney wrote...

Krogans selling me biotic performance pills? Aren't all those guys sterile?

Once upon a time, yes.  Either way, it has no bearing on our biotic abilities.  Please note that this condition is so widespread, that it took a cooperative intergalactic effort between several species of scientists to rigorously research and develop this amazing medication.  This was actually the first sign of total peace between all species involved, which is one part in which we take pride in. 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Bolo Xia wrote...

 is there a bonus effect of bigger and longer lasting explosions?
if so, i hope priming last longer while waiting for that big explosion.

does it make my character look any bigger?
i would really like to impress my team mates about my size.

is there a cool down bonus?
hope i can do it again sooner.

if all these are part of the product then sign me up 

In most cases, yes!  It all boils down to you and your inner potential.  So far, it appears that only 2% of all patients have ever realized their full potential at some point in their lives, whether it be for a prolonged period of time or just for a split second, and that 2% were a percentage base of Justicars. 

Most likely, you will not only experience bigger and longer lasting explosions, you will also experience multiple explosions.  Now how's that for an added bon-us?

Unfortunately, it will not increase your physical size, as we are against drugs which enhance the physical body artificially.  However, your biotic aura will most likely be bigger, brighter, and more vibrant than it ever has been, which could lead to the impression of a growth in size.  You'll be the talk of your squad, that's for sure.  Don't be afraid to spread the word

In almost all cases, there is a significant cool down bonus.  People have been known to reprime within 0.92 seconds, depending on the power!

Now, just remember, it is easy to get excited and run off exploding everything you see for the first few weeks.  Our patients' general well-being is of our utmost concern, which includes proper protection procedures.  We are not here to criticize lifestyle, but we do encourage you to keep your barriers up. 

Thank you for considering Biagra.  Remember, you're not alone.

[JigOS]

mfw this thread

[Learn To Love Yourself]

JigOS wrote...

mfw this thread
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Yes, dear sir, there is always hope.  I share the same mfw whenever a new patient walks in our doors, whenever I see the joy in a person's face when they realize they can reclaim their lives, and whenever they finally start to actually live again.

"Hope is around the corner." - a message from Biagra founders, Vishael Tulimen and Thane Sumiville

[Zombie Inc 91]

So, my order came through ( yes, I know, I lied about my asari friend - her biotics are a sight to behold) and I couldn't believe how effective it was! It really changed my life!

At least, that's what I originally thought.

After my latest deployment against the reaper controlled geth, I've been having a number of problems that didn't exist before using your product.

Firstly, I've found my boitics are now near worthless against synthetic opponents. When I'm lucky enough to actually hit them, they shrug it off and keep attacking. Even when suspended mid air! A geth friend of mine translated their noises after picking me up. It informed me that they were mocking the effectiveness of my warps! This never happened before.

Also, my stamina has been greatly reduced when the effects wear off, my skin is turing purple and I'm hallucinating blindingly bright shapes in my peripheral vision and seeing people through walls! My voice also has that "turian effect" now.

I'm afriad I've lost confidence in your product Mr Saleskrogan.

[Caephire]

Flaming Snake wrote...

Asari Adept setting herself off. 

WHY DID YOU TYPE IT THAT WAY MAN!?!

LMAO. For LOLz I'm assuming. Gotta love these threads.

[holdenagincourt]

Flaming Snake wrote...

holdenagincourt wrote...

Flaming Snake wrote...

What is this thread, and how have I missed this? O.O

Brilliant! I think holdenagincourts Asari Adept with her Kishock and his Drell Adept need this...

You of all people should know that my Asari Adept has no problem setting herself off in between shots from her spear gun.

And as for my Drell Adept...what a man. His virility can't be called into question by the likes of you after his muscled thighs carry him to every grenade box long before your Destroyer's jiggly bumbum gets there. :innocent:

Asari Adept has no problem setting herself off in between shots from her spear gun.

Asari Adept has no problem setting herself off in between shots.

Asari Adept has no problem setting herself off.

Asari Adept setting herself off. 

WHY DID YOU TYPE IT THAT WAY MAN!?!

I did it just for you mate. (Imagine a very poor imitation of an Ozzie accent there in my voice.)

Given how rarely you play with your Asari Adept, I can only guess that she has to resort to setting herself off.... 

[slab0meat]

Does this help with grabbin' some Hunters OUT-side of the room?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Zombie Inc 91 wrote...

So, my order came through ( yes, I know, I lied about my asari friend - her biotics are a sight to behold) and I couldn't believe how effective it was! It really changed my life!

At least, that's what I originally thought.

After my latest deployment against the reaper controlled geth, I've been having a number of problems that didn't exist before using your product.

Firstly, I've found my boitics are now near worthless against synthetic opponents. When I'm lucky enough to actually hit them, they shrug it off and keep attacking. Even when suspended mid air! A geth friend of mine translated their noises after picking me up. It informed me that they were mocking the effectiveness of my warps! This never happened before.

Also, my stamina has been greatly reduced when the effects wear off, my skin is turing purple and I'm hallucinating blindingly bright shapes in my peripheral vision and seeing people through walls! My voice also has that "turian effect" now.

I'm afriad I've lost confidence in your product Mr Saleskrogan.

Oh dear.  Well, the good news is that it is not a side effect of our product.  However, we have heard of this new rare condition from one of the researchers of our project.  In the past, he did research on many different ailnesses, as Salarians often do. 

When you say "a geth friend of mine," just how close was this "friend" of yours?  The reason I ask is because these same symptoms arose in a research subject of this Salarian scientist.  At the time, he was doing extensive research on sexually transmitted diseases.  This particular subject's background and the background of his partner were investigated thoroughly, and it was traced to an interesting source.  What puzzled the Salarian the most is that the virus culture was identified as scale-itch.  This subject also had a very close friend who happened to be Geth.  Before this patient, the Geth partner had a "friendship" with a Turian, who had previous "friendships" with a glitched Vanguard, who was probably the source of the scale-itch.

Scale-itch has certain unique properties in that it actually retains sections of genetic sequences from its host and carries it on to its next host.  The Vanguard's glitched, lowered biotic abilities (or inabilities), the Turian voice, and the vision from Hunter Mode from the Geth probaby were retained by the scale-itch and transferred to you. Again, this is why we recommend those engaging in casual "friendships" to keep barriers up at all times.  Better safe than sorry.  It may affect cooldowns, but it reduces potential long term damage to your well-being.

We will request the scientist to contact you directly.  Perhaps his research turned up some treatment, and hopefully a cure.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

slab0meat wrote...

Does this help with grabbin' some Hunters OUT-side of the room?

It is interesting you bring this up, sir.  Dr Vishael Tulimen and Dr Thane Sumiville have devised a new line, called CRIED (Cloak-Response / Instant-Effect Development).  Along with existing features of Biagra, it now helps subjects to consistantly and reliably be able to target cloaked targets, such as hunters.  Your lash will no longer fly past your target only to cling to the nearest cloud.  That is the Cloak-Response portion.

Others, who have found frustration in the absoption of their powers by Phantoms' and Banshees' barriers, will be ecstatic to try this for the Instant-Effect portion.  No longer will your projectile be blocked by these pesky barriers!  Our new Hot Penetration formula allows your run of the mill Warp or Throw to now instantly effect these two types of Queens of cheap and annoying, much like Reave already does.

The voluntary subjects have reported amazing results out in the battlefield.  90% of them say that their joy can only be articulated justly by the world-reknowned musician Sparky Sparks' hit single "Hate to see you go, love to watch you Reave"

That was the song we marched to during my college graduation.  It undoubtedly added so much emotion and made such a perfect setting to that milestone in my life.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Biagra.

Sorry but...




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[Zero132132]

I would like to order your product, but I need more information. How is it synthesized? I don't want to find out, after months of use, that it contains varren urine or anything like that.

[monkeyhunter]

I'll have to remember this for when my EDI-bot breaks down.
Right now with her decoy deployed I can use my biotics extensively so I'd hate to avoid the ravagers goo all over the map at the same time using biagra...
Edit: also swarmer visits from multiple encounters.

Modifié par monkeyhunter, 22 août 2012 - 06:33 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Zero132132 wrote...

I would like to order your product, but I need more information. How is it synthesized? I don't want to find out, after months of use, that it contains varren urine or anything like that.

Well, our formula is top secret and patented, for obvious reasons.  However, please do note that we are AFDA approved.  If you believe in the Alliance, then you should believe in us, too.  We use only the highest quality of ingredients with no known allergens. 

What have you got to lose?

By the way, on an episode of the show Wild vs Wilder, Yahg Grylls survived the arid wastelands of Tuchanka by collecting and drinking Varren urine.  It is not as toxic as the old wive's take suggests.  Just a tip in case your shuttle breaks down in the area some day.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Air Quotes wrote...

Looks like Kaidan enjoys the product very much. 



His "lift" is that much stronger

An astute observation!  He is one of our prized clients.  Not only was it a biotic success story in the powers unleashed, but it also taught us that our product is well suited for L2 Adepts.  Not only did it fine tune control over biotics, it also helped to alleviate much of the pain from the headaches.  Our researchers have theorized it is due to the more efficient channeling which occurs after taking Biagra.

How exciting is that?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

monkeyhunter wrote...

I'll have to remember this for when my EDI-bot breaks down.
Right now with her decoy deployed I can use my biotics extensively so I'd hate to avoid the ravagers goo all over the map at the same time using biagra...
Edit: also swarmer visits from multiple encounters.

I'm sorry, sir, but I believe your translator is malfunctioning.  Either way, rest assured, if you keep your barriers up, it should help with any dangerous situation.