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[Zero132132]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Zero132132 wrote...

I would like to order your product, but I need more information. How is it synthesized? I don't want to find out, after months of use, that it contains varren urine or anything like that.

Well, our formula is top secret and patented, for obvious reasons.  However, please do note that we are AFDA approved.  If you believe in the Alliance, then you should believe in us, too.  We use only the highest quality of ingredients with no known allergens. 

What have you got to lose?

By the way, on an episode of the show Wild vs Wilder, Yahg Grylls survived the arid wastelands of Tuchanka by collecting and drinking Varren urine.  It is not as toxic as the old wive's tale suggests.  Just a tip in case your shuttle breaks down in the area some day.

This does not inspire confidence. You didn't explicitly deny the presence of Varren urine, and in fact defended it as non-lethal. Is Varren urine on of your high quality ingredients?

[oXTheReverendXo]

I just have a quick question: Is it safe to take Biagra with your new cryo-enhancing drug, Cryalis? I often switch back and forth several times a night between using my Omni-tool and my biotic implant, depending on what works best with my clients partners. I've found Cryalis is essential in my line of work recreation, but I'm hoping to expand my services abilities with the addition of another performance enhancing supplement, such as Biagra.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Air Quotes wrote...



Do you plan to include Biagra as a gear option? 

We are considering this option.  However, the drop rate would be too low for those who need it to actually be able to use it.  Also, the dosage is so low at lower levels that it might not even be viable.  Finally, we haven't been able to come to an agreement, as the proprietors of the gear slot are charging more to rent out the space than the revenue we would gain from it.  All this together makes the idea not so viable, but we are trying to negotiate to find a solution.  Being able to bring this wonderful discovery to more Adepts excites us, as we know this condition is as serious as it is widespread.

If it ever does come to fruition, we do hope that there will be a postive effect to the masses.

[robgfaulkner]

RxP4IN wrote...

I've been primed for over 4 HOURS!!! I've detonated several times, but still primed!!! What should I do?

Hahah!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Zero132132 wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Zero132132 wrote...

I would like to order your product, but I need more information. How is it synthesized? I don't want to find out, after months of use, that it contains varren urine or anything like that.

Well, our formula is top secret and patented, for obvious reasons.  However, please do note that we are AFDA approved.  If you believe in the Alliance, then you should believe in us, too.  We use only the highest quality of ingredients with no known allergens. 

What have you got to lose?

By the way, on an episode of the show Wild vs Wilder, Yahg Grylls survived the arid wastelands of Tuchanka by collecting and drinking Varren urine.  It is not as toxic as the old wive's tale suggests.  Just a tip in case your shuttle breaks down in the area some day.

This does not inspire confidence. You didn't explicitly deny the presence of Varren urine, and in fact defended it as non-lethal. Is Varren urine on of your high quality ingredients?

Though I cannot give you the details of our formula, I can tell you that there is no Varren urine in our product.  I only threw in that tidbit to dissolve this misinformatoin.  I apologize for not being clearer.

If you'd like more information, please call us at 1-800-BIO-BOOM. 

[DeadeyeCYclops]

Does this company plan on making the same for tech powers??? cause my snap freeze just does not "spray far enough"........

[Learn To Love Yourself]

oXTheReverendXo wrote...

I just have a quick question: Is it safe to take Biagra with your new cryo-enhancing drug, Cryalis? I often switch back and forth several times a night between using my Omni-tool and my biotic implant, depending on what works best with my clients partners. I've found Cryalis is essential in my line of work recreation, but I'm hoping to expand my services abilities with the addition of another performance enhancing supplement, such as Biagra.

Dear sir,

We do find that Cryalis actually works well with Biagra.  We not only researched on Adepts, but also Vanguards and Sentinels too. 
If you have spec'd into Overload, we also recommend you try our award winning Stunner's Eve, for those days you're having that no-so-Tech feeling.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

Does this company plan on making the same for tech powers??? cause my snap freeze just does not "spray far enough"........

Yes, we do have a Tech line of product, actually just recently brought up by another poster.  Funny how these things happen at the same time.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Air Quotes wrote...

Biotic Charge Power (all kits excluding the Krogan)
- Base damage increased from 250 to 400
- Base force increased from 500 to 600

Biotic Charge Power (Krogan only)
- Base damage increased from 400 to 500
- Evolve 4 melee damage bonus increased from 25% to 40% and duration increased from 4 to 5 seconds

Biotic Charge Power (all kits including the Krogan)
- Rank 3 damage and force bonus increased from 20% to 30%
- Evolve 1 damage and force bonus increased from 30% to 40%
- Evolve 3 weapon damage bonus increased from 15% to 25% and duration increased from 3 to 5 seconds
- Evolve 4 power damage and force bonus increased from 25% to 40% but duration decreased from 15 to 10 seconds
- Evolve 5 chance to cause no cooldown increased from 25% to 33%

As we can see here Biagra is already being supplied to the Vanguards and the effects are tremendous.

We try to keep a low profile when we supply to the military.  The focus should always be on our fine troops and the service they boldly and selflessly provide.
However, we appreciate your intention on bringing this to light and admire your keen observational skills.  Perhaps you should have been a detective.  Crime would be nonexistent in any galaxy you lived in. 

[DinkumGem]

I've been using the product for a while now and it works as advertised. However, I have a few concerns though. I'm finding that I have to take it before each mission and it's effects only last between 12 to 30 minutes (depending who I'm with), though sometimes it might last for two. Is this normal? Also, I've been experiencing more premature mission extractions (some times as early as wave 2). The odd thing is I wake up and I don't remember extracting and I have no evidence I was even on a mission. I realize this might be only coincidence, however, have others reported this issue?

[robgfaulkner]

Dear Biagra,

Look at my face!! I'm so frustrated I have turned Green. I am shunned by my own kind, and they are now accusing me of some alien infestation. I tell them I'm not sick, but deep down inside I know they think differently.  It's in they way they stare at me or turn away when I come near.

I know its because my biotic explosions just aren't working like they used to. Do you think Biagra can help me?

Desperately seeking acceptance,

**anonymous**

Modifié par robgfaulkner, 22 août 2012 - 08:10 .

[Kingston Atticus]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Kingston Atticus wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Mazandus wrote...

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

Of course!  We have some rare, yet amazing success stories from Human Adepts, who have claimed that, since taking Biagra, their Singularities have effect on amazingly not only shielded enemies, but also armored ones!  There is nothing more satisfying than watching an Atlas swirling around your blacky black hole.

One success story has even reported the magnitude of her singularity has grown so epic, that it actually split into a Dualarity!  Now, if that doesn't bring a big blue biotic tear to your eye, I don't know what will.

Come join the others and start to enjoy the life you deserve.

     After Using the Dualarity that Human Adept disapeared, only to be found days later on Mars. Unfortunately that young lady has no memory of how she ended up there.

     This is yet another example of bad effects from Biagra!


This warning has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

(Ps. Sorry Jack just couldn't help myself!)

Dear sir,

We also have heard rumors of this report, which is why we have sent our lead investigators to find out what has transpassed.  What we do know is that that very Human Adept was on Mars conducting a highly classified and highly covert operation, which is why we cannot divulge any details of her identity.  Anything further about the operation, we cannot tell you, as we don't have any information released to us ourselves.  However, the administrative assistant from the Alliance was kind enough to tell us that her powerful biotics came into play, saved the operation from disaster, and she was able to save her squad because of her biotic prowess.  I get the feeling, she somewhere sacrificed herself to save her comrades, as any good soldier would do. 

We also have word that our medication had nothing to do with her memory loss.  They could not provide more details.  I cannot tell you how relieved I was to hear this news.

Lastly, please do note that we contribute monthly to KBoDO, a fine and respectable organization.  We also feel that illicit drugs can have an enormous impact especially on Adepts, let alone anyone else.  Our medication is non-addictive, and in some cases, curative.  There have been 14 cases in which patients were able to regain their biotic skills with no further need to take Biagra.  Although this is a small number compared to the million of cases we handle, it does provide some hope, and you can't put a price on that.

Drug abuse has always been a main focus & concern for the founders of Biagra, Vishael Tulimen and Thane Sumiville, even before they founded the company. 

I hope this clears things up, and thank you for your concern.

                                         Important Message from KBoDO

Biagra is Not a drug but an approved Bio enhancing agent. It is safe in every way. Despite rumors, it does NOT cause memory problems, or temporary blindness, It does NOT cause a dependency to it or other bio enhancers. It does NOT set off bio explosions in your sleep, sending your "partner" flying across the room. It also apparrently does NOT cause any other ill effect.

 This is NOT an endorsement, but a friendly advisory that rumors are NOT always true.

On a side note,  I have been informed by my illustrious CEO., Mr. DO'it-or Your-Fired, to thank the caring folks at Biagra and affiliates for the extremely generous donation to our KBoDO and our affiliates.

  This friendly message has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

Modifié par Kingston Atticus, 22 août 2012 - 08:09 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DinkumGem wrote...

I've been using the product for a while now and it works as advertised. However, I have a few concerns though. I'm finding that I have to take it before each mission and it's effects only last between 12 to 30 minutes (depending who I'm with), though sometimes it might last for two. Is this normal? Also, I've been experiencing more premature mission extractions (some times as early as wave 2). The odd thing is I wake up and I don't remember extracting and I have no evidence I was even on a mission. I realize this might be only coincidence, however, have others reported this issue?

Hmmm... that is odd.  I would first consult your physician about this.  We ran a variety of tests on a variety of different species, and the results were incredibly consistent across the board. 
What level character are you using?  Is the number of respec cards consistent?  There has been an omnitool virus which has been found recently which has been randomly resetting powers and then reassigning, sometimes spec'ing into duration, and sometimes spec'ing into damage.  It might be a good idea to check with your local omnitool engineer for an upgrade and an updated virus program.

The fact that you have had positive results is a good sign, showing the product does work for you.  I am curious to see what you find.  Please let us know the results.

Best of luck to you.

[Mazandus]

Sign me up today! I've been assigned for another sweep of the Terminus systems, how soon can I expect my Biagra?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

robgfaulkner wrote...

Dear Biagra,

Look at my face!! I'm so frustrated I have turned Green. I am shunned by my own kind, and they are now accusing me of some alien infestation. I tell them I'm not sick, but deep down inside I know they think differently.  It's in they way they stare at me or turn away when I come near.

I know its because my biotic explosions just aren't working like they used to. Do you think Biagra can help me?

Desperately seeking acceptance,

**anonymous**

Unfortunatley, Biagra is not intended to treat, prevent, or cure conditions unrelated to Projectile Dysfunction.  It saddens me that your friends did not see the potential inside you as Biagra does.  Biagra does have a social network of clients, voluntary, of course, which does help build bonds for those who have gone through similar ordeals.  I can personally tell you that it has helped me immensely regain the confidence and social skills lost during my times of hardship. 

As an added bonus, if you do find the courage within you and join the social network, you get free annual passes to the amusement park 1337 Flags Mawgic Mawntain.  You can ride a lifesize car in the shape of a Thresher Maw through underground caverns on "Montuchanka's Revenge."  You can get gravity defying aerial time on the thrilling "Raid of the Collector Base."  There are even new shows to attend, like the side-splitting "Banshee Clawmedy Show."

In this network, you may be able to meet someone who can help you.  One can only hope.  I am sorry I don't have more comforting news for you.

Most importantly, remember, you're not alone.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Mazandus wrote...


Sign me up today! I've been assigned for another sweep of the Terminus systems, how soon can I expect my Biagra?

With our limited time free trial prepaid shipping and handling package, you can expect it in 5-7 business days.  For a small fee, you can upgrade to as fast as same day delivery.

I hope you enjoy your inner potential!  Thank you for your business.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Kingston Atticus wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Kingston Atticus wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Mazandus wrote...

Will Biagra help my...Singularity...expand? I'm making mistakes in the field, my CO is chewing me out for being unable to...prime shields without assistance from my partner...

Of course!  We have some rare, yet amazing success stories from Human Adepts, who have claimed that, since taking Biagra, their Singularities have effect on amazingly not only shielded enemies, but also armored ones!  There is nothing more satisfying than watching an Atlas swirling around your blacky black hole.

One success story has even reported the magnitude of her singularity has grown so epic, that it actually split into a Dualarity!  Now, if that doesn't bring a big blue biotic tear to your eye, I don't know what will.

Come join the others and start to enjoy the life you deserve.

     After Using the Dualarity that Human Adept disapeared, only to be found days later on Mars. Unfortunately that young lady has no memory of how she ended up there.

     This is yet another example of bad effects from Biagra!


This warning has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

(Ps. Sorry Jack just couldn't help myself!)

Dear sir,

We also have heard rumors of this report, which is why we have sent our lead investigators to find out what has transpassed.  What we do know is that that very Human Adept was on Mars conducting a highly classified and highly covert operation, which is why we cannot divulge any details of her identity.  Anything further about the operation, we cannot tell you, as we don't have any information released to us ourselves.  However, the administrative assistant from the Alliance was kind enough to tell us that her powerful biotics came into play, saved the operation from disaster, and she was able to save her squad because of her biotic prowess.  I get the feeling, she somewhere sacrificed herself to save her comrades, as any good soldier would do. 

We also have word that our medication had nothing to do with her memory loss.  They could not provide more details.  I cannot tell you how relieved I was to hear this news.

Lastly, please do note that we contribute monthly to KBoDO, a fine and respectable organization.  We also feel that illicit drugs can have an enormous impact especially on Adepts, let alone anyone else.  Our medication is non-addictive, and in some cases, curative.  There have been 14 cases in which patients were able to regain their biotic skills with no further need to take Biagra.  Although this is a small number compared to the million of cases we handle, it does provide some hope, and you can't put a price on that.

Drug abuse has always been a main focus & concern for the founders of Biagra, Vishael Tulimen and Thane Sumiville, even before they founded the company. 

I hope this clears things up, and thank you for your concern.

                                         Important Message from KBoDO

Biagra is Not a drug but an approved Bio enhancing agent. It is safe in every way. Despite rumors, it does NOT cause memory problems, or temporary blindness, It does NOT cause a dependency to it or other bio enhancers. It does NOT set off bio explosions in your sleep, sending your "partner" flying across the room. It also apparrently does NOT cause any other ill effect.

 This is NOT an endorsement, but a friendly advisory that rumors are NOT always true.

On a side note,  I have been informed by my illustrious CEO., Mr. DO'it-or Your-Fired, to thank the caring folks at Biagra and affiliates for the extremely generous donation to our KBoDO and our affiliates.

  This friendly message has been brought to you by the Keep Biotics off Drugs Orginization, (KBoDO) for short.

Thank you and have a nice day!

Your support is dearly appreciated, and regardless of your stance on us, we offer you our full support.  May we someday see the fruit of your labors and find a drug-free galaxy.

[Zombie Inc 91]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Oh dear.  Well, the good news is that it is not a side effect of our product.  However, we have heard of this new rare condition from one of the researchers of our project.  In the past, he did research on many different ailnesses, as Salarians often do. 

When you say "a geth friend of mine," just how close was this "friend" of yours?  The reason I ask is because these same symptoms arose in a research subject of this Salarian scientist.  At the time, he was doing extensive research on sexually transmitted diseases.  This particular subject's background and the background of his partner were investigated thoroughly, and it was traced to an interesting source.  What puzzled the Salarian the most is that the virus culture was identified as scale-itch.  This subject also had a very close friend who happened to be Geth.  Before this patient, the Geth partner had a "friendship" with a Turian, who had previous "friendships" with a glitched Vanguard, who was probably the source of the scale-itch.

Scale-itch has certain unique properties in that it actually retains sections of genetic sequences from its host and carries it on to its next host.  The Vanguard's glitched, lowered biotic abilities (or inabilities), the Turian voice, and the vision from Hunter Mode from the Geth probaby were retained by the scale-itch and transferred to you. Again, this is why we recommend those engaging in casual "friendships" to keep barriers up at all times.  Better safe than sorry.  It may affect cooldowns, but it reduces potential long term damage to your well-being.

We will request the scientist to contact you directly.  Perhaps his research turned up some treatment, and hopefully a cure.

Ah, I appologise for suggesting Biagra was the root of my problems. I've since been able to trace most of these ailments back to a glitchy biotic amp, a certain Alliance project and a turian lass I shall be avoiding from now on. My amp is being worked on as part of th P.A.T.C.H. project and my supiriors tell me you should be familiar with the Alliance Buff program. They tell me to thank you for the 10 tons of  "organic tea" your company provided for the Glasgow "officer's mess".

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Zombie Inc 91 wrote...

Ah, I appologise for suggesting Biagra was the root of my problems. I've since been able to trace most of these ailments back to a glitchy biotic amp, a certain Alliance project and a turian lass I shall be avoiding from now on. My amp is being worked on as part of th P.A.T.C.H. project and my supiriors tell me you should be familiar with the Alliance Buff program. They tell me to thank you for the 10 tons of  "organic tea" your company provided for the Glasgow "officer's mess".

Please, do not fret at all.  And also, we should be the ones thanking you for the service you provide to the galaxy.  May you reave long and prosphere.

[BouncyFrag]

Jack Crapper wrote...

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

Does this company plan on making the same for tech powers??? cause my snap freeze just does not "spray far enough"........

Yes, we do have a Tech line of product, actually just recently brought up by another poster.  Funny how these things happen at the same time.

I can confirm this. A, um, *friend* of mine had this problem. I've My friend even noticed a bonus increase in reach and breadth when in the presence of a Jiggly Quarian BumBum. Be sure not to take more than the recomended dosage or this could occur:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHXve23fCZw

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 22 août 2012 - 10:20 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

BouncyFrag wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

Does this company plan on making the same for tech powers??? cause my snap freeze just does not "spray far enough"........

Yes, we do have a Tech line of product, actually just recently brought up by another poster.  Funny how these things happen at the same time.

I can confirm this. A, um, *friend* of mine had this problem. I've My friend even noticed a bonus increase in reach and breadth when in the presence of a Jiggly Quarian BumBum. Be sure not to take more than the recomended dosage or this could occur:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHXve23fCZw

No need to worry about abuse of our product any longer.  Due to our dedication to the community and our stance, along with KBoDO, against abuse of drugs by Biotics, we have rolled out new dispensers which monitor dosage of 8 hour intervals.  It is astonishing the level of destruction a power as Snap Freeze can lay.  It is very good timing, I'd say, for the new applicators.

Thank you for bringing your advice to the community, good sir.  A fine, model citizen, you are.

[DarkOrgasm]

Dear Sir:

We have been following your Biagra experiences with great interest here at Dark Space Pharmaceutical Laboratories through our ever expanding extranet portals in your known galaxy.

You see, here in our own indoctrination facilities in Dark Space, we have had tremendous success with various species you may know in your own galaxy that exhibit similar symptoms as your Biagra. We have been able to synthesize a new performance enhancing drug that overcomes any resistance to our idea of extreme dysfunctional existence that your organic species seems to have embraced for the last 50,000 years.

Perhaps you have seen some of our proudest subjects? The biotic subjects we have tested this strain on who normally would only be interested in their own needs are now full fledged biotic monsters that can teleport through walls in a single jump, have magnet hands, and with their new enhanced skills can throw psychic snowballs at the enemy! How wonderful is that now?

We have also had some great success with some of our pyro units. Since giving them our latest test sample, they now have extended reach beyond what it appears is possible and can fry many of your squishy species with relative ease. We greatly enjoy watching you burn.

But we do have a problem with some of your human species. They keep reporting back to us that they are taking casualties, and although our ninja warriors do well, their failure rate is very disappointing to us.

For that reason alone, we would like to have you as a middle man and ship us some samples of this Biagra, so that we may try to improve upon the present formula and buff our indoctrinated subjects to an even greater level. After all, nobody wants a nerfed libido, right? Dark orgasms are an essential goal for a healthy universe in our minds.


Sincerely yours,

Starburst XXX

Dark Space Pharmaceuticals Laboratories, Inc
A wholly owned subsidiary of Brute, Banshee & Marauder Shields Ltd.

As usual, if you are caught shipping these samples to us, we will have to disavow any knowledge of our agreement, and you are on your own.

Modifié par DarkOrgasm, 22 août 2012 - 11:12 .

[LeandroBraz]

Well done...


they could do a consumable with this name, would be fun...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DarkOrgasm wrote...

Dear Sir:

We have been following your Biagra experiences with great interest here at Dark Space Pharmaceutical Laboratories through our ever expanding extranet portals in your known galaxy.

You see, here in our own indoctrination facilities in Dark Space, we have had tremendous success with various species you may know in your own galaxy that exhibit similar symptoms as your Biagra. We have been able to synthesize a new performance enhancing drug that overcomes any resistance to our idea of extreme dysfunctional existence that your organic species seems to have embraced for the last 50,000 years.

Perhaps you have seen some of our proudest subjects? The biotic subjects we have tested this strain on who normally would only be interested in their own needs are now full fledged biotic monsters that can teleport through walls in a single jump, have magnet hands, and with their new enhanced skills can throw psychic snowballs at the enemy! How wonderful is that now?

We have also had some great success with some of our pyro units. Since giving them our latest test sample, they now have extended reach beyond what it appears is possible and can fry many of your squishy species with relative ease. We greatly enjoy watching you burn.

But we do have a problem with some of your human species. They keep reporting back to us that they are taking casualties, and although our ninja warriors do well, their failure rate is very disappointing to us.

For that reason alone, we would like to have you as a middle man and ship us some samples of this Biagra, so that we may try to improve upon the present formula and buff our indoctrinated subjects to an even greater level. After all, nobody wants a nerfed libido, right? Dark orgasms are an essential goal for a healthy universe in our minds.


Sincerely yours,

Starburst XXX

Dark Space Pharmaceuticals Laboratories, Inc
A wholly owned subsidiary of Brute, Banshee & Marauder Shields Ltd.

As usual, if you are caught shipping these samples to us, we will have to disavow any knowledge of our agreement, and you are on your own.

Dear Mr Starburst XXX,

We deeply appreciate your interest in our product, and we wish you as much luck as you deserve in your endeavours.  However, we must respectfully decline your request, as we have policies against collaborating with other Pharmaceutical Laboratories.  We feel that it may potentially compromise the quality of both our product and our ideals we have worked so diligently to maintain.

We have done some research into the history of your organization and find that many of the records have either been blocked or destroyed.  We cannot associate ourselves with such a "closed" company.

It is always exciting to be on the cutting edge of technology and medicine, especially when the two fields intertwine, so we can respect your fervor, yet we cannot accept your offer.

Sincerely,

Biagra Inc