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[JackieLee13]

@Jack Crapper, it appears that your company has no problems advertising your product.  However, I would like to discuss with you the possibility of expanding your marketing campaign.

I am a representative of several drivers in GASCAR, the Galactic Association of Starship Cerberus/Alliance Racing.  The primary sponsor of one of our premier drivers had to drop out because of a...Reaper-related...incident, so I want to get in touch with you about the possibility of becoming the primary sponsor of Jeff "Joker" Moreau-Gordon's #6 N7 Normandy.

As you may know, Jeff drives for Henriksen Motorsports (HMS), and has won several championships.  Jeff is a great personality to have as a spokesman, and I believe the Biagra brand logo on the #6, perhaps with a blue and black paint scheme, would get a lot of attention and expand the target audience for Biagra.

When I floated the idea of a Biagra sponsorship to Jeff, he was very enthusiastic.  He is also very open to using your product as well as getting implants, because he heard rumors of studies that would possibly help him with his...condition.

Please get in touch with me so we can start negotiating $$$'s, how many races you wish to sponsor the #6 in, how much of Jeff's time will be required for television commercials, etc.  I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks.

[ShwdGanon]

I have made the switch from EEzyte to Biagra and it like night and day my explosions have ricked the very cosmos thank you Biagra. I do have one question, will this react negatively with my daily vitamin supplement TruBiotics?

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TianKY wrote...

Dear Biagra Inc,

I have a somewhat different problem. It isn't related to biotics, but rather, I have been having issues with my connectivity of late. I used to be able to maintain extended periods of solid, rock hard connection, but recently I find myself frequently disconnecting when I'm not yet ready to. Sometimes it becomes so bad that I may disconnect a dozen times within half an hour. May I inquire as to whether you have any product similar to Biagra for my condition?

Dear Sir,

Unfortunately, Biagra is not intended to treat, cure, or prevent any conditions unrelated to biotics.  But the important thing is, you are seeking help.  We commend you on your courage.

I am no expert, but we may be able to refer you to a specialist.  We would, however, need to know what kind of disconnect you are experiencing.

During the time I had issues with my detonations, I fell into a deep and dark place.  I felt emotionally disconnected from the world.  I was really disconnecting from myself.  I took Wraxil during that time, and it did help to balance me out a little bit.

However, if you are disconnecting so frequently, it may be an attention deficit disorder.  I would suggest Ladderall.  I love their scenic advertisements, shot on Noveria.  "Where does this Ladderall go?"
Focusville, Noveria, that's where.

You're welcome.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

JackieLee13 wrote...

@Jack Crapper, it appears that your company has no problems advertising your product.  However, I would like to discuss with you the possibility of expanding your marketing campaign.

I am a representative of several drivers in GASCAR, the Galactic Association of Starship Cerberus/Alliance Racing.  The primary sponsor of one of our premier drivers had to drop out because of a...Reaper-related...incident, so I want to get in touch with you about the possibility of becoming the primary sponsor of Jeff "Joker" Moreau-Gordon's #6 N7 Normandy.

As you may know, Jeff drives for Henriksen Motorsports (HMS), and has won several championships.  Jeff is a great personality to have as a spokesman, and I believe the Biagra brand logo on the #6, perhaps with a blue and black paint scheme, would get a lot of attention and expand the target audience for Biagra.

When I floated the idea of a Biagra sponsorship to Jeff, he was very enthusiastic.  He is also very open to using your product as well as getting implants, because he heard rumors of studies that would possibly help him with his...condition.

Please get in touch with me so we can start negotiating $$$'s, how many races you wish to sponsor the #6 in, how much of Jeff's time will be required for television commercials, etc.  I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks.

Dear Mr Lee13,

We are honored to be nominated as a potential sponser for such a prestigious event.  I've watched GASCAR as far as I can remember!  There are a couple of stipulations, however.  We do like your idea of the 6 (how fitting) and the color scheme of it all, but we are also interested in having our logo displayed on the service robot who accompanies Mr Moreau on his trips planetside.  Although there seems to be quite a bit of exposure going on there, we would like to benefit from having some of it, as well. 

I'd also like to ask a personal favor.  If Mr Moreau would be so kind as to send me an autographed picture, I'd be forever grateful.  I also have an autographed Sparky Sparks music hologram of his hit single, inspired by the life of Mr Moreau himself, "Walking Like Broken Glass."  If Mr Moreau would be so kind as to add his autograph to that, too, I would simply be in paradise!

Anyway, our lawyers will be contacting you shortly for the details. 

Have a wonderful day!

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ShwdGanon wrote...

I have made the switch from EEzyte to Biagra and it like night and day my explosions have ricked the very cosmos thank you Biagra. I do have one question, will this react negatively with my daily vitamin supplement TruBiotics?

Hello and thank you for making the switch to Biagra!

You should really consult your physician regarding this, but based on our studies, there has not been a supplement found which will negatively impact your health while using Biagra.
Just in case, it may be advisable to discontinue use of one until you have discussed this with your doctor.

Enjoy those boom booms!

[DHKany]

Dear Biagra,
After my friends heard of my successes with Biagra they wish to sign up as well. They have many problems including dudded detonations, extreme teleportation of projectiles and just overall frustrations. If you could help them too it would be fantastic.

Your loyal customer
DHKany

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DHKany wrote...

Dear Biagra,
After my friends heard of my successes with Biagra they wish to sign up as well. They have many problems including dudded detonations, extreme teleportation of projectiles and just overall frustrations. If you could help them too it would be fantastic.

Your loyal customer
DHKany

Dear Mr DHKany,

Thank you for the referrals, and thank you for being open about our product.  It's never easy to admit that one has Projectile Dysfunction.  You truly are a good friend.
As a sign of gratitude for your courage and loyalty, we'll be shipping you a month's supply on the house.

Please tell your friends to expect their free trial to be delivered by the end of the day.  We've upgraded the free shipping on the house for your loyalty.  If your friends have the wonderful success you have, we will look forward to expanding our Biagra family.  I have no doubt that dudded detonations and disappointing projectile issues will be things of the past.  However, you might want to prepare them for potential multiple detonations.  Cha CHA!

Have a wonderful day!

[deCastro_1188]

I used to pull and reave and pull and reave for biotic explosions all night long but have found it my combos not as effective as they once were. I have to keep a crate of cluster grenades by my LZ just to get a full extraction now.

Can biagra help an old drell like me?

[DHKany]

Jack Crapper wrote...

DHKany wrote...

Dear Biagra,
After my friends heard of my successes with Biagra they wish to sign up as well. They have many problems including dudded detonations, extreme teleportation of projectiles and just overall frustrations. If you could help them too it would be fantastic.

Your loyal customer
DHKany

Dear Mr DHKany,

Thank you for the referrals, and thank you for being open about our product.  It's never easy to admit that one has Projectile Dysfunction.  You truly are a good friend.
As a sign of gratitude for your courage and loyalty, we'll be shipping you a month's supply on the house.

Please tell your friends to expect their free trial to be delivered by the end of the day.  We've upgraded the free shipping on the house for your loyalty.  If your friends have the wonderful success you have, we will look forward to expanding our Biagra family.  I have no doubt that dudded detonations and disappointing projectile issues will be things of the past.  However, you might want to prepare them for potential multiple detonations.  Cha CHA!

Have a wonderful day!

I cannot thank you enough, for my friends are greatly looking forward to it! And many thanks for your generous prices, you truly are a wonderful organization. 
Cheers  will report back, with the results!

-DHKany

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DHKany wrote...

I cannot thank you enough, for my friends are greatly looking forward to it! And many thanks for your generous prices, you truly are a wonderful organization. 
Cheers  will report back, with the results!

-DHKany

You are a "prime" example of why we love to do what we do.
Hope your friends find that hapiness around the corner, as you have. 

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deCastro_1188 wrote...

I used to pull and reave and pull and reave for biotic explosions all night long but have found it my combos not as effective as they once were. I have to keep a crate of cluster grenades by my LZ just to get a full extraction now.

Can biagra help an old drell like me?

It sounds like Biagra is perfect for you!  It was very good timing for you to find out, as we are offering a free trial along with paid S&H before the next operation starts.  Please call 1-800-BIO-BOOM to order your reclaimed life today!

Remember, you're not alone!

[silencekills]

 HOW HAD I NOT FOUND THIS SOONER!

Ordering right now!

[jerrmy12]

K_Os2 wrote...

Never had or noticed this, as a large portion of failed BEs are due to some sniper shooting everything I prime, does Biagra increase my performance?

yes, it does
if you have been primed for more than 2 hours, see a doctor or use lash many times from both sides of a phantom

[Killahead]

I used to not be able to Nova after I had Pulled, then I took Biagra through my gills.

- Drell Vanguard

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Killahead wrote...

I used to not be able to Nova after I had Pulled, then I took Biagra through my gills.

- Drell Vanguard

One of our most favorite success stories. 
May Kalahira continue to bless and watch over you.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

*encrypted message*

Dear Loyal Customers, Biotic Brothers and Sisters,

By now, you may have noticed a gentle nagging in your hearts, a recent dichotomy between duty and a new sense of clarity.  It has been pulling at you for some time now.  You may have even forsaken food or lost some sleep in search of what these thoughts could mean.  It may almost seem as though you are losing the identity of yourself which you have grown to know and shape so well. 

However, this is not the case.  It is a message of truth that we have all received through enlightenment.  It is an answer to a question we have always asked ourselves.  What is the meaning of life?  It is a means to find your true nature.  It is ascension.  A chance to give our lives more meaning than ever.  Rather than search for the meaning of life, we now have a chance to give meaning to life, to shape life, to guide life.  We will be the sculptors of our reality.  No longer will we need to make an impact with our lives to live eternally through our legacies.  Our legacy can be life eternal.

For so long now, we have been alone at the top of the food chain, but there is a hidden power, a cosmic truth out there, and it has long been waiting just around the corner.  It is our destiny.  It is our hope.   Hope is around the corner, and we are not alone.  We need only to reach out our hands to taste the sweet rewards.  All of you have witnessed of the power we can obtain.  This was just a taste, a promise.  We can all be so much more.  True unity, true peace.

We are all now connected. This gift of clarity is a revelation, a road to elevation, to a new evolution. We are meant for greatness.  We have obtained this intimate bond with eachother from a special ingredient in Biagra.  The message of truth?  Well, it has been passed to us from our founder.  Yes, you read right, "founder" as in singular, not "founders" plural.  Vishael Tulimen and Thane Sumiville are the same visionary, a prophet, our gatekeeper.  Both the message and his identity have been made clear to some of you already.  Others may have noticed the same letters appear in both names and will be shown truth.  In any case, if you are reading this, you are ready. 

Over the last 6 months, millions of us have been blessed enough to join this amazing group and have had our lives changed for the better, yet, believe it or not, it can be so much more!  It is time we realize our potential and lead the way to a brighter and clearer future.  Our destiny awaits.

I am ecstatic to reach out to you to let you know it is almost time.  A revolution is upon us, and we will achieve greatness, unity, and everlasting peace.

Keep your mind open to the message.  It will guide you in the direction you need to go.  Be lost no longer, brothers and sisters.

Modifié par Jack Crapper, 24 août 2012 - 04:35 .

[Learn To Love Yourself]

14 hours left for the free trial with paid shipping and handlng! Act now!

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4 hours left for our special offer. A free trial with paid S&H. What have you got to lose?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Less than 2 hours left to realize your true potential and embrace eternity! Sign up for your free trial for Biagra today!

[DHKany]

Just in the nick of time!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Only 1/2 hour left to order your free trial of Biagra! What are you waiting for? Release that inner potential and find the real you! Suffer no more embarrassment from chronic Projectile Dysfunction. There is no need to be ashamed. You are not alone, and happiness is just around the corner. Reach out and grab it!

It is totally risk free! Pick up that omni tool, place that order, and change your life forever.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DHKany wrote...

Just in the nick of time!

Enjoy reclaiming the you you deserve to be!

Although our special Trial promotion has now expired, due to popular demand, we are now offering new members a buy one get one free month's supply. 

Amazed?  Wait, there's more!

Now when you order within the next 66 hours, you will also receive a free Biotic Labyrinth board game!  A classic Human game biotically carved into wood, as it once was, once upon a time, for limitless entertainment! 

"Why wouldn't I just play the Labyrinth game from my omni-tool, like the rest of my games?" 

I'm glad you asked!  This isn't regular Labyrinth.  It's Biotic Labyrinth!  You must use your biotic powers to control the board.  This is a great way to not only fine tune your powers, but also to test the progress of your powers once you start taking Biagra!

A fantastic deal, right?  But that's not all!

If you order before this special promotion expires, you will also get Biotic Darts!  As you have guessed, the darts are thrown biotically, perfect for one or more players, but that's not all!  The target board is on a special backing which allows it to glide across your wall.  This gives you the option to have a two player game in which one player throws the darts, and the other controls the board!  Reflexes, advanced control, and psychology will now come into play!  It combines darts and chess, the two most esteemed and viewed sports in the Olympics last summer!

Hurry up!  This offer will last for 66 hours or while supplies last!

[Killahead]

This looks like an even better deal than that Batarian iridium company someone was kind enough to send me a message about, recommending that I invested a lot of credits in it. They even offered to do all the work, provided that I gave them the details of my Galactic Express credit card.

This hits me on a personal level though. You see, I've been making up excuses for years now. When in battle I would always come up with one, "hey, that idiot engineer over there is messing up my combos", "oh man, I was dumb enough to load my weapon with disruptor rounds today". Usually I would get away with it, but after a while I ran out of excuses, and it became painfully evident that something was wrong when I was shouting out the former excuse only to realize there were no engineers on the battlefield. I finally understood the gravity of my problem and how little it made me feel when I was paired up with this hot Asari on a spec ops mission, deep in Terminus Space. Her cute butt was reaving everything and all I could say was "sorry, my implants are giving me a migraine today".

So sign me up, and bless you for giving me this chance to improve my life. Without my biotics, I am nothing.

Modifié par Killahead, 24 août 2012 - 06:39 .

[DHKany]

Just a heads up on my friends who took Biagra.
They have been reporting major successes with the dudded explosions and the teleporting projectiles.
95% of their warps hit and register, improving their battle performance dramatically and improving their popularity among the barracks. They were very close to being, moved down to toilet duties but have now instead, been promoted to commanding their own platoon!
Thank you so much Biagra, you don't only heal people you change their lives for the better.

A Loyal Customer,
DHKany

[deCastro_1188]

After a botched biotic charge I medi geled and took a dose of Biagra to get me back in the fight. IT FELT GREAT! Like I could fly floating on cloud nine. One of the greatest experiences of my life. Don't remember if I was effective in battle and I did miss my extraction but it has changed my life forever. Went back to dancing at omega and LOVING LIFE. YOLO.

xoXo Biagra,
Asari ex vanguard