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[Phaffner]

one of mine is Merrill saying ...... Think postive Merrill....The Deep Roads have a prodgious collection of ............................... rocks.

[Arch1eviathan]

"You know what, I think they were really trying to kill us" ~Merill

[PhillyB]

"This game sucks"

[nightscrawl]

RAGING_BULL wrote...

" This is what respect looks like.. some of you will never earn it " ~ Arishok

Like fat dathrasi you feed and you feed. You never look up and see that the grass is bare.

His whole speech is great, really.

[thats1evildude]

Arishok: A simple act of greed has bound me. We are all denied Par Vollen until I alone recover what was lost under my command. That is why this elf and her shadows are unimportant. That is why I do not simply walk from this pustule of a city. Fixing your mess is not a demand of the Qun! AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL!


Evet's Marauders, they're just men, flesh and bone. Flesh can be torn. Bones can be broken. Alone, they will pick you off one by one. Together, we are unstoppable! ON ME!

Modifié par thats1evildude, 24 août 2012 - 11:34 .

[KingRoxas]

"Magic is a cancer in the heart of our land, just as it was in the time of Andraste. And like her, we are left with no choice but to purify it with fire and blood."

[Cosmochyck]

Varric speaking to Fenris: "Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor."

And I have to say, hearing Fenris say "I am yours" is still awesome. In fact I make my Hawke just stand there poking him until he says it.

[BrookerT]

"Sister, you lucky b*tch" Jealous bethany FTW

oh and . . .
"I removed the chance of compromise because there is no compromise. There can be no peace."

"10 years, a 100 years from now, someone like me will love someone like you, and there will be no templars to tear them apart" The single best piece of dialouge I have ever heard in a game. Ever

[Fiery Phoenix]

Is it wrong that I hardly remember a thing from that game despite having played it a couple times with two different characters?

Only parts that resonate with me are the Isabella romance and pretty much everything Tallis said//did in MOTA. Everything else felt mediocre at best.

[Sanctuary74]

"Did he really make you wear a feather boa?" "Orlesians, honey, you get used to them." - Two of the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose

"Mages in glass houses shouldn't throw fireballs." - Fenris

"Opinions are like testicles, kick them hard enough and it doesn't matter how many you have." Varric

"Ten years, a hundred years from now, someone like me will love someone like you, and there will be no templars to tear them apart." - Anders

"I am yours." - Fenris

[nightscrawl]

DalishAssassin wrote...

"Opinions are like testicles, kick them hard enough and it doesn't matter how many you have." Varric

Lol, my favorite part about this is Fenris's response: "That's... something."

[LadyJaneGrey]

Varric: Good to be out and about, Sunshine?
Bethany: It's exciting, I'll say that. How much does someone want me dead to attack me in the Gallows?
Varric: A Hawke attracting obsessives with a poor grasp of consequence? Color me stunned.

[thats1evildude]

Merrill: Does your bow have a name? Varric's bow has a name.
Sebastian: I'm afraid I can't compete with our dear dwarf's, er, relationship to his weapon.
Merrill: You could call it 'Philomela'.
Sebastian: Why would I want to do that?
Merrill: Because it reminds me of a woman in the Alienage. Skinny, pointed and always throwing things at people.

Modifié par thats1evildude, 24 août 2012 - 04:05 .

[CELL55]

 
Aveline: Right. Any second I'll surrender to the almighty power of "guard captain" and enslave all mages.
Anders: What are you talking about?
Aveline: Look out. Authority. Ooh.
Anders: Shut up.
Ah, there are so many instances in real life where this can be used. "Authority. Ooh!" 

Modifié par CELL55, 24 août 2012 - 06:41 .

[schalafi]

thats1evildude wrote...

Arishok: A simple act of greed has bound me. We are all denied Par Vollen until I alone recover what was lost under my command. That is why this elf and her shadows are unimportant. That is why I do not simply walk from this pustule of a city. Fixing your mess is not a demand of the Qun! AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE GRATEFUL!


Evet's Marauders, they're just men, flesh and bone. Flesh can be torn. Bones can be broken. Alone, they will pick you off one by one. Together, we are unstoppable! ON ME!

I could never find Evets Marauders in my game. Where are they and how do you get the quest??

[Sylvanpyxie]

"Though, where you would find a man so willing to sell his honour is beyond me.."

"Hanged Man."
"Got to be."
"Even I know that."

[jbrand2002uk]

mine has to be the discussion between Hawke,Isabella and the Raider Martin
Martin: I'm just an honest merchant now Isabella
Isabella: Martin you wouldn't know honesty if I tied you up and spanked you with it!
Hawke: Ok you tie him up and I'll go find some honesty.

It sounds so wrong and yet its soooo damn funny
Oh yeah and Varric's "If he pulls a dragon out of his arse next I'm leaving"

[babymoon]

Arch1eviathan wrote...

"I like big boats and I cannot lie" Isabella.

+1

Also, I love some of the things that Flemeth says in Act I.

[riccaborto]

"the entire world on the brink of war, and you need the one person who can help you put it back together" - Varric

SO EPIC...

[Chris Brock]

i have a natural sense of perfect timing..... and great hair- Hawke

[Tommyspa]

schalafi wrote...

I could never find Evets Marauders in my game. Where are they and how do you get the quest??

Act 2, the same place you save the Viscount's son. You stumble across members of the guard being pinned down by them.

[Iakus]

Aveline: I didn't expect you to stick around for this mess Merrill. This has nothing to do with your elves.
Merrill: I love Hawke, I wouldn't go anywhere.
Aveline: But it's not your fight
Merrill: I love Hawke.
Aveline: You said that.
Merrill: I say it a lot. It makes things clearer, takes away doubt when everything is crazy and people are dying.
Aveline: I understand.
Merrill: Oh, good. Someone should.

Sebastian: You've been watching me all day. It's getting a little... distracting.
Isabela: Merrill's right. Your armor is shiny. I can see myself in it. Look!
Isabela: Sh*t. Oh, sh*t. Is that a wrinkle? Is that a wrinkle between my brows?
Sebastian: Um. I don't see...
Isabela: Hold still!

Hawke: I'd like to know who this "Corypheus" is. With a name like that, I know he's bound to go "Muahaha" at some point, I just know it. And really? More blood? Why can't it ever be spit or a lock of hair?
Varric: You really want to encounter a spit mage?
Hawke: For variety, sure.

[GithCheater]

Isabella to Merrill in cut scene:

"Men, once they see you naked with your ass in the air, they think they don't gotta follow orders"

Modifié par GithCheater, 26 août 2012 - 01:44 .

[Parmida]

The bartender with the guy lingering in the hanged man:
"He was NAKED?!"
"Just airing things out, he said!"
"HA!"
Man, I just die laughing everytime I hear that conversation even though I've heard it for a hundredth time. =)'

This game might have many flaws(not IMO), but it's the first game that has made me laugh this hard for long minutes without stop. I think I just choked out one of my lungs in the legacy DLC and the other one in the MOTA DLC, "Let them know that *drops to his knees* .... I DIED AT CHATEAU HAINE!" =)
I seriously fell in love with trololoololool Hawke, PLEASE BIOWARE PLEASE PLEASE BRING BACK THE TROLL OPTION IN DA3, PLEASE! I LOVE YOU BIOWARE!

[Renmiri1]

Parmida wrote...

The bartender with the guy lingering in the hanged man:
"He was NAKED?!"
"Just airing things out, he said!"
"HA!"
Man, I just die laughing everytime I hear that conversation even though I've heard it for a hundredth time. =)'

This game might have many flaws(not IMO), but it's the first game that has made me laugh this hard for long minutes without stop. I think I just choked out one of my lungs in the legacy DLC and the other one in the MOTA DLC, "Let them know that *drops to his knees* .... I DIED AT CHATEAU HAINE!" =)
I seriously fell in love with trololoololool Hawke, PLEASE BIOWARE PLEASE PLEASE BRING BACK THE TROLL OPTION IN DA3, PLEASE! I LOVE YOU BIOWARE!

+100

PS: the Hanged Man banter is hilarious! Love that sassy barmaid there