InvincibleHero wrote...
sH0tgUn jUliA wrote...
The problem was the ROTFLMAO Retcon of the Council, all Scientists, Engineers, Metallurgists, etc., immediately after ME1 ended whose IQs dropped to Chimpanzee levels and couldn't tell the difference between Sovereign and the Geth debris. "Ah, yes, 'reapers'. We've dismissed that myth." And even the idea that none of your team, including your prothean expert would even think of not turning their omnitool on to record the conversation with Vigil, I mean how many megabytes would that take up? maybe 5MB at most? I think the thing has more than sufficient memory for audio and video. Or even that Shepard didn't bother to record it. For f*** sake it was a goddam PROTHEAN VI that was still functioning!!!!
No, that was just an excuse used to hang Shepard out to dry for ME2, and set up everything for the big fail.
It's such bull**** bad writing I just can't take the story line as a serious story after that. The Council becomes the comic relief in the story. Shepard is a bad ass action hero. If you play this as a serious goody two shoes paragon who is helping everyone out you're not doing it right. This is a serious renegon type. It's fun time. This is Arnold time whether you're femShep or manShep.
You get to ME3 you try to have fun despite the dreams about vent boy. The galaxy is being invaded by pests and Shepard is taking out the trash.
Then the stupid ending comes up. The last 10 minutes.... OMG.... this one does not sacrifice to become a god. This one does not sacrifice to make everyone green. This one sends the reapers to Hell. If there was a way to do it without shooting a goddam red tube all the better.
That is what they said publicly. Do you think if any of our world governements knew an alien invasion was coming and we could do nothing about it that they would tell us and incite panic. The whole economy would go crashing down. Why work when you are going to die in 2 weeks right? So no one to work at electric plants or police to protect anyone. You won't be able to get food from stores or pizza hut either. Why wouldn't people just do what they wanted right?
So they created the fiction it was a geth dreadnaught to save themselves such panic. They did reinstate Shepard so thought there was some merit or they would just sweep him under the rug. The thing is they didn't know when or if it would ever happen. perhpas they thought it would take many years because of Shepard's heroics.
Well the problem is they made an ending that gave us choices like the other game. They should have just ended it as they wanted without any player input. The cries would have been even more outspoken. I made a thread of that theme months ago.
1. Shepard was a Council Spectre ffs. She had the clearance. And still even when she was no longer associated with Cerberus my ROTFLMAO Chimpanzee IQ of the Council, Scientists, etc. plays out because no did anything but sit on their ****ing thumbs for three years. They did absolutely nothing to prepare for the reaper invasion, so don't give me this: "That's what they told the public" bull****, because that is bull**** and you know it. Shepard isn't the public, and neither is Anderson.
It is just a plot set up to hang Shepard out to dry for ME2.
2. And who the hell wrote that conversation? (what were Miranda and Jacob doing in the Councilor's office anyway? They should have been cooling their heels outside.) I mean Shepard should have said something like
"I was dead. Do you think I had any control over where my body ended up while I was dead? Cerberus apparently had some advanced tech and brought me back to life. Since as far as I know I never resigned as a Spectre, and I've handled the necessary paperwork with C-Sec, and Councilor Anderson, I've never resigned my commission (see here's another sticky part - Alliance Officer back from the dead whoops!), I want to work with you again. Human colonies are disappearing. The Collectors are involved. We have security footage. We need your help. I need your help."
No. That didn't happen either. Why? Because the Council and Udina are the comic relief for our bad ass action hero. If they were a serious body, the meeting would have lasted more than 5 minutes, and wouldn't have just been a "show of support" which only gave Shepard a discount at the Citadel gift shop which Shepard got earlier by claiming discrimination against the poor.

I don't play a paragon.
3. So now we have Alliance Officer back from the dead -- this is really bad writing here.
The writing is so ****ing bad I just cannot take the plot line seriously.
I still would have loved to have had the line in ME3 beginning instead of "this isn't about strategy. We fight or we die." to have said: "Permission to speak freely? How the hell should I know? I'm just some ex-frigate commander who's been cooling her heels under house arrest for the past six months while you didn't do jack **** with any of the intel I gave you for the past three years. What the hell were you thinking? That the reapers were going to come here wanting to have tea and scones? Sir."
It might not have been any better, but it would have felt good.
EDIT: And the ending... they should have given us ONE adrenaline pumping ending and had it been a good one. Shepard and company blow up the reapers and send the to Hell. Shepard and everyone survive (like the Suicide Mission) if done right. No one would have complained. Formulaic? Yes. Did it work? Yes.
Modifié par sH0tgUn jUliA, 25 août 2012 - 05:40 .