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NPCS you hated, wished were killable and why.


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#76
frostajulie

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There is this smart mouthed farmer in Lothering who apologizes and then mouths off again. I sooo want to kill that little putz!



I also want to go back and kill Goldanna and that storyteller in the Dalish camp Even if I am Dalish he acts like I am the biggest traitor in the world well excuse me for becoming a Grey Warden and SAVING THE WHOLE F*cking world from darkspawn and the arch demon so sory to SAVE your LIFE! My bad. ****.

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Cammen! At least there's no Norbin, or whatever his name was... Remember the guy from BG who followed you around asking dumb questions? "Heya!" "Heya!" *stab stab*

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Sorel mostly annoys me because of his beard shadow. Why does he have it? No other elves do. Is he a mutant? Is he, in fact, somehow a half-elf? What's up with him? Is it beard shadow at all and not some strange fungus growing on his face? I don't want to kill him, though. Maybe study him for science.

That one merchant in the Denerim market who keeps yelling at the elves with her, however, my character very much wanted to kill.

Gheyna and Cammen are both wretchedly annoying, and a nice alternative way to end that quest would be to leave them both dead in the woods somewhere. My first character wouldn't've done that, but some of them might...

I do miss being able to attack anyone and everyone. I wonder why games don't do that any more. Especially Baldur's Gate style where you'd only find out you were screwed when you tried to complete a quest and realised you'd left the guy you needed in a puddle of his own blood a few days back. I'd like to be able to fight my party members, too, just to see who'd win. For most characters, I probably wouldn't actually do much random killing, but it's nice to know the option is there.


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I wish we could kill King Cailan, just out of curiosity.

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frostajulie

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agreed It would be nice to have the option to go GTA on some of these NPC's

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Felene wrote...

I want to crushing prison the Revered Mother at Lothering.

I did tried to reason with her but I always ended up threaten her to give me the key.

"Just give me the key and stop fearing for Sten comming back to kill you all or getting in to trouble for helping a Grey Warden, Revered Mother. Because you are going to die when the darkspawn comes anyway!"

"You want to die right now, or die latter?"

"I can put you in the cage to wait for the darkspawn or show you mercy by sending you to the Maker's side right now!"


She doesn't die, though! She is the same grey-haired, red-eyebrowed priest who crowns the king/queen at the end of the game.

What's more annoying than her attitude is how I have to wait for her to get her butt out of that creaky chair and pace the room every time I mention Sten.

The only way to "reason" with her is to have Leliana with you. I didn't find this out until my second play-through. And threatening her gets Alistair mad at me. Grrr.

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Tamyn wrote...
The only way to "reason" with her is to have Leliana with you. I didn't find this out until my second play-through. And threatening her gets Alistair mad at me. Grrr.


I got the key twice without Leliana, persuading or intimidating. Just gave her 30 silver and said I was a Grey Warden and want Sten in my custody. She never fussed much really.

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Isolde right there and then in the castle when you find out she lied to you.



Anora for being a snooty hag.



The story teller in the Dalish camp. When he tells the story and blames your character for their situation. Yeh needs a stab in the face.



Kolgrim when he shouts victory in your face I always imagine he kind of has spit coming out at that point. Needs a stab in the face for doing just that.



Goldana needs a stab in the face. Hope she died in the Denerim attack Hag.



The guy who sides with Loghain in each and every landsmeet.



And of course Felreldan when Loghain sees you just before the Landsmeet, wish there was an option to reply. "Ok then you think you can stop the Blight and unite this land on your own? Bye we are off. Good luck in killing that Archdemon."

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Tamyn

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Cybercat999 wrote...

Tamyn wrote...
The only way to "reason" with her is to have Leliana with you. I didn't find this out until my second play-through. And threatening her gets Alistair mad at me. Grrr.


I got the key twice without Leliana, persuading or intimidating. Just gave her 30 silver and said I was a Grey Warden and want Sten in my custody. She never fussed much really.


Ah. I had never given her money. Shows what her values are based on.

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well luckily mine i could kill. In fact i killed his whole tribe. (store, forest) But them the game just mocked me by having a twin in denerem market walking around. ggrrrrr


and i just pick the lock on stens cage on the way out of town .  ta daa

Modifié par MOTpoetryION, 26 décembre 2009 - 01:21 .


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Alexus_VG

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Not terribly original I know but definitely Anora for the same reasons already mentioned by others many times over.

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The mage in Ostagar that is arguing with Alistair, then pushes past you and says "Out of my way, fool".



That would have been answered with a dagger in the back from my city elf rogue...

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Goldanna, total **** she was.




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Hyper Cutter

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I do miss being able to attack anyone and everyone. I wonder why games don't do that any more. Especially Baldur's Gate style where you'd only find out you were screwed when you tried to complete a quest and realised you'd left the guy you needed in a puddle of his own blood a few days back

...and thus you answered your own question.

Also, Hespith. Better yet, have an option to let Oghren do it if he's with you.

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Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien

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Tali... oops, wrong game.



I got one of my earlier ones wrong, its Garin I wouldn't mind seeing dead not Legnar, although if support Harrowmont should have an option to gut Legnar too



Also Tamyn your wrong, the woman giving the crown at the end is the Grand Revered Mother, not the Revered Mother of Lothering. Lothering one is younger for one thing. Also the Grand Revered Mother is the one who really helps win the landsmeet if you mention eamon being poisoned by a blood mage.



Another on the dead list should be that snotty nosed noble in the denerim market, the one nearest Cesar, forgot what her name is, but if I remember rightly she is flagged as a lieutenant (yellow).

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Hyper Cutter wrote...

Also, Hespith. Better yet, have an option to let Oghren do it if he's with you.


I totally agree with you on that.
Others: Anora (scheming b***h), Goldanna (whiny gold-digger), Isolde (moronic idiot and other obvious reasons), Branka (crazy obsessive mental b***h).

Modifié par Indraugnir Caledor, 27 décembre 2009 - 01:56 .


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I'm a pretty mellow guy, so there really isn't anyone i'd like to kill how already isn't killable. Though Howe and Vaughan deserve more gruesome deaths. Still, last time Soris cut Vaughan's head off, that seemed adequatly violent ^_^

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Goldanna, Anora and her maid, Isolde and a rude noble woman in Denerim Market District that I forgot the name of are those who comes to mind that I wished I could inflict severe pain upon *sigh* Why? Because they all grates on my nerves.

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Oh I did not give my reason because both Anora and Goldanna are ****es.

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I wanted to kill the Dwarf merchant you meet on random encounter. He is such a douche. He is the one who mentions trouble at Orzammar, and so I just ask about Orzammar and he acts so rude, I just wanted to punch him in the face.

I never felt the urge to kill that Cammen dude because we get the opportunity to screw the girl he loves.

Modifié par NDAv, 28 décembre 2009 - 03:09 .


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The priest in Denerim who keeps correcting the old one all the time... the old one's version of the chant is so much more fun...

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Carth Onasi... ;)

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BlackFriar wrote...

Carth Onasi... ;)


*laughs*

Well, I hate to admit it, but I have to add Gorim to that list... the stupid bugger... so much to "I'll always love you... " *kicks Gorim in the nuts*

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Asante81 wrote...

Well, I hate to admit it, but I have to add Gorim to that list... the stupid bugger... so much to "I'll always love you... " *kicks Gorim in the nuts*


The first time I played through, I did a female dwarf noble, and I was excited to go to Denerim and find Gorim. Then he has the nerve to stand there and tell me how happy he is on the surface with his wife and baby on the way. So i stood in front of him repeatedly making out with Alistair for the next 5 minutes or so and felt somewhat better. :wizard:


On topic, i wish i could just slaughter the entire city of Orzammar.  I dread going there, I hate the quests, it takes forever to get through, and in the end it doesn't matter anyways because no matter what choice you make in regards to the king, they're hellbent on destroying themselves. I could save everyone a hell of a lot of time if I could just nuke the place from orbit now.

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Nan from Human origins