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Ok, for starters the ending we have now isn't enough 1980s, it's lacking that...Certain something that the 1980s epitomizes. Second, it lacks character emotion and by that I mean the transcripted image of all the people and friends we love and care about. No, no, three slides of whoever the **** BW wants us to see before we make our borderline malarkey choices doesn't ****ing count. I want something meaningful and I believe that this is the fundamental problem with the ending. It lacks the 1980s and emotionally driven character closure/connections.
Don't fret BSN, because I come bringing good news! For I have fixed the ending for you all and this will now be the CANON ending to ME3. Don't like it? Too bad, shut up and enjoy it you bastards!
So I'm going with destroy here because **** you that's why. Basically, this http://i.imgur.com/Pxij4.jpg will be going on, but it will depend on your LI (who first helps you through your moment of crisis.) Ok, so that covers the emotion ME3 was lacking, now for the important part, the mother ****ing 1980s ending. Basically this will happen and everyone will cry tears of joy for what I have suggested here because it destroys the boundries of amazing/awesome.
While that nice character closure/connection is going on this will be wailing in the background http://www.youtube.c...sHticU4#t=4m17s as the disembodied avatar of Javik beats the living **** out of starchild. During this amazing crescendo TIM will magically appear drinking some expensive ass booze and smoking on a big ass stogie wearing disco platform boots. Putting those boots to use he will repeatedly stomp on starchild's testicles over and over again until they look like rotten grapes. After Shepard has blown up the tube Garrus, Tali, and Wrex will spawn guitars made of bald eagle feathers and start to play in synch with the solo I linked. The utter bad ass of their axe work will reverbarate through space and time, destroying all Reapers. The Geth will be so moved by this musical movement that they will combust into glittery glam rock suits and start to scream like Freddie Mercury. The sounds of their wails coupled with the guitar badassery will rally the fleets around the galaxy. Their mass accelerator cannons will fire flying vikings equipted with maces and golden wings adorned with Odin's beard hair. The Reapers will be utterly destroyed, I'm talking nothing left here...Well maybe just enough for Grunt to ****** on while wearing an all black zoot suit.
A final slide will show everyone standing in a line bowing, and then they will look at each other slowly before spontainiously combusting into a massive orgy of nasty ass sex and fine scented oils. The after credit scene will be Shep, his/her LI and his/her closest friend standing on a beach holding hands with their right fists raised into the air as the solo from Don't Stop Believing plays in the background.
So there you go, I've single handedly saved Mass Effect for you all. Thank me later, I'm too busy rocking out over here and having no ****ing clue what I just typed.
Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 29 août 2012 - 02:12 .
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