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[Edolix]

I'd love to see a geth in a glittery rock suit screaming like Freddie Mercury.

[Reptilian Rob]

JaceBelerin wrote...

There needs to be a beach volleyball scene here, but I just can't place where.

OMG that is so legit!

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball with Tali while Liara and Shepard have sex in the background!

MAKE IT SO #1!

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

If this is a 1980s ending, then where the **** is Bill and Ted? I am disappoint, good sir.

[shepdog77]

Edolix wrote...

I'd love to see a geth in a glittery rock suit screaming like Freddie Mercury.

Oh god yes. I would totally be like...

[Zulufoxtrot]

Excellent, but needs more Whitesnake.

[Exeider]

damn Rob, i havent heard from you in a bit, still holding the line..... good man.
-Æ

[Applepie_Svk]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

JaceBelerin wrote...

There needs to be a beach volleyball scene here, but I just can't place where.

OMG that is so legit!

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball with Tali while Liara and Shepard have sex in the background!

MAKE IT SO #1!

Otherwise good job to remind me this stuff, better than what we get from BioWare...

my favourite is here

Modifié par Applepie_Svk, 27 août 2012 - 08:45 .

[TNT1991]

B-but...what happens to my fish? I need to know!

Modifié par TNT1991, 27 août 2012 - 10:26 .

[SackofCat]

Thanks Bob. A fine contribution. I wasn't around (here anyway) to take in the 80's but I can (usually) recognize a good idea.

Can't think of anything sufficiently witty to say that would do the OP justice so I will leave it at that.

[LiarasShield]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Everyone on BSN is always saying "this is my ending" or "this is what I want." Well you know what, this is what I want, this is what Rob wants and what Rob wants Rob gets. 

Ok, for starters the ending we have no isn't enough 1980s, it's lacking that...Certain something that the 1980s epitomizes. Second, it lacks character emotion and by that I mean the transcripted image of all the people and friends we love and care about. No, no, three slides of whoever the **** BW wants us to see before we make our borderline malarkey choices doesn't ****ing count. I want something meaningful and I believe that this is the fundamental problem with the ending. It lacks the 1980s and emotionally driven character closure/connections. 

Don't fret BSN, because I come bringing good news! For I have fixed the ending for you all and this will now be the CANON ending to ME3. Don't like it? Too bad, shut up and enjoy it you bastards! 

So I'm going with destroy here because **** you that's why. Basically, this http://i.imgur.com/Pxij4.jpg will be going on, but it will depend on your LI (who first helps you through your moment of crisis.) Ok, so that covers the emotion ME3 was lacking, now for the important part, the mother ****ing 1980s ending. Basically this will happen and everyone will cry tears of joy for what I have suggested here because it destroys the boundries of amazing/awesome. 

While that nice character closure/connection is going on this will be wailing in the background http://www.youtube.c...sHticU4#t=4m17s as the disembodied avatar of Javik beats the living **** out of starchild. During this amazing crescendo TIM will magically appear drinking some expensive ass booze and smoking on a big ass stogie wearing disco platform boots. Putting this boots to use he will repeatedly stomp on starchild's testicles over and over again until they look like rotten grapes. After Shepard has blown up the tube Garrus, Tali, and Wrex will spawn guitars made of bald eagle feathers and start to play in synch with the solo I linked. The utter bad ass of their axe work will reverbarate through space and time, destroying all Reapers. The Geth will be so moved by this musical movement that they will combust into glittery glam rock suits and start to scream like Freddie Mercury. The sounds of their wails coupled with the guitar badassery will rally the fleets around the galaxy. Their mass accelerator guns will fire flying vikings equipted with maces and golden wings adorned with Odin's beard hair. The Reapers will be utterly destroyed, I'm talking nothing left here...Well maybe just enough for Grunt to ****** on while wearing an all black zoot suit. 

A final slide will show everyone standing in a line bowing, and then they will look at each other slowly before spontainiously combusting into a massive orgy of nasty ass sex and fine scented oils. The after credit scene will be Shep, his/her LI and his/her closest friend standing on a beach holding hands with their right fists raised into the air as the solo from Don't Stop Believing plays in the background.

So there you go, I've single handedly saved Mass Effect for you all. Thank me later, I'm too busy rocking out over here and having no ****ing clue what I just typed. 

lol very interesting posts *Strokes her chin* gives a thumbs up

[MattFini]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Both metal AND punk rock took inspiration from Bowie. Bowie was doing proto-metal in 1970 with The Man Who Sold the World.

Even Iron Maiden took influence from him. Sorry dude.

The reason we have theatrics in Music now? Bowie.

There was also Alice Cooper.

Bowe wasn't alone in ushering that in. 

[ShepnTali]

Can we get a still shot of everyone jumping in the air pumping their fists?


Some pink or green spandex would be nice too.

[Reptilian Rob]

ShepnTali wrote...

Can we get a still shot of everyone jumping in the air pumping their fists?


Some pink or green spandex would be nice too.

I like this...A lot.

[Redbelle]

In background, while Shepard's shooting the tube, all the disembodied dead people Shepard has killed over 3 games floating in the background headbanging to Boheimian Rapsody while the Cat lies weeping on the floor would sit nicely.

In an ideal world I'd like Freddie Mercury pointing at him and laughing, but no. I'm not a monster.

[CitizenThom]

Makes as much sense as the current ending I guess.

[Reptilian Rob]

CitizenThom wrote...

Makes as much sense as the current ending I guess.

Exactly.

[Reptilian Rob]

Ok, who the **** put "I'M HERE FOR GARRUS!" in the comment section of that youtube video (The Darkness?)

Bravo sir/madam...Bravo...

[Mad-Hamlet]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

I'm too busy rocking out over here and having no ****ing clue what I just typed. 

I'm pretty sure this is standard issue....




I'm jealous.

[Orion the Geth]

I showed this thread to my sister and she threw her bra at the screen...
How do I to respond to that?

[InsaneTofu69]

Nuff said.

Modifié par InsaneTofu69, 28 août 2012 - 07:17 .

[Peranor]

Orion the Geth wrote...

I showed this thread to my sister and she threw her bra at the screen...
How do I to respond to that?

With pictures

[EnvyTB075]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

OMG that is so legit!

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball with Tali while Liara and Shepard Feron have sex in the background!

MAKE IT SO #1!

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball with Tali while Liara and Shepard Feron have sex in the background!

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball with Tali while Liara and Shepard Feron have sex in the background!

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garrus wearing no shirt, playing volleyball

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garrus wearing no shirt,

I'm in.

Modifié par EnvyTB075, 28 août 2012 - 07:58 .

[Whatislove?]

Awesome!

[Catastrophy]

I would pay for this.

[TookYoCookies]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Everyone on BSN is always saying "this is my ending" or "this is what I want." Well you know what, this is what I want, this is what Rob wants and what Rob wants Rob gets. 

Ok, for starters the ending we have no isn't enough 1980s, it's lacking that...Certain something that the 1980s epitomizes. Second, it lacks character emotion and by that I mean the transcripted image of all the people and friends we love and care about. No, no, three slides of whoever the **** BW wants us to see before we make our borderline malarkey choices doesn't ****ing count. I want something meaningful and I believe that this is the fundamental problem with the ending. It lacks the 1980s and emotionally driven character closure/connections. 

Don't fret BSN, because I come bringing good news! For I have fixed the ending for you all and this will now be the CANON ending to ME3. Don't like it? Too bad, shut up and enjoy it you bastards! 

So I'm going with destroy here because **** you that's why. Basically, this http://i.imgur.com/Pxij4.jpg will be going on, but it will depend on your LI (who first helps you through your moment of crisis.) Ok, so that covers the emotion ME3 was lacking, now for the important part, the mother ****ing 1980s ending. Basically this will happen and everyone will cry tears of joy for what I have suggested here because it destroys the boundries of amazing/awesome. 

While that nice character closure/connection is going on this will be wailing in the background http://www.youtube.c...sHticU4#t=4m17s as the disembodied avatar of Javik beats the living **** out of starchild. During this amazing crescendo TIM will magically appear drinking some expensive ass booze and smoking on a big ass stogie wearing disco platform boots. Putting this boots to use he will repeatedly stomp on starchild's testicles over and over again until they look like rotten grapes. After Shepard has blown up the tube Garrus, Tali, and Wrex will spawn guitars made of bald eagle feathers and start to play in synch with the solo I linked. The utter bad ass of their axe work will reverbarate through space and time, destroying all Reapers. The Geth will be so moved by this musical movement that they will combust into glittery glam rock suits and start to scream like Freddie Mercury. The sounds of their wails coupled with the guitar badassery will rally the fleets around the galaxy. Their mass accelerator guns will fire flying vikings equipted with maces and golden wings adorned with Odin's beard hair. The Reapers will be utterly destroyed, I'm talking nothing left here...Well maybe just enough for Grunt to ****** on while wearing an all black zoot suit. 

A final slide will show everyone standing in a line bowing, and then they will look at each other slowly before spontainiously combusting into a massive orgy of nasty ass sex and fine scented oils. The after credit scene will be Shep, his/her LI and his/her closest friend standing on a beach holding hands with their right fists raised into the air as the solo from Don't Stop Believing plays in the background.

So there you go, I've single handedly saved Mass Effect for you all. Thank me later, I'm too busy rocking out over here and having no ****ing clue what I just typed. 

THIS. THANK YOU JESUS.

Im assuming that www.youtube.com/watch will be playing during the end credits though. Correct?