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[BP93]

Bang both their brains out and then leave.

The good old Wham, Bam, Thank Ya Ma'am. Tried and true.

[Olaf_de_IJsbeer]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Gibb_Shepard wrote...

Produce and expel a rancid fart within her vicinity. If the Disney channel has taught me anything, it's that a nice waft of bum gas is enough to turn off even the most infatuated girl.

If Disney Channel has taught you anything, it should be that mentioning you watch it is enough to turn off the most infatuated girl.

But I thought teenaged girls were in love with all those dime-a-dozen Disney Channel idols! I'm confused.

[Volus Warlord]

You can always change your name and move to a different area afterwards.

[bmwcrazy]

Tell her the truth. Say no and move on.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Explain to her that you're an old-school kind of guy; chocolate, flowers, presents... and that she hasn't given you any of those yet.

[Straw Nihilist]

I dunno man, do you really want to be the guy that turned down a possibility of a threesome?

[Volus Warlord]

On a more serious note, your best option is to try to avoid any contact.

If you treat her with respect, she'll think you like her.

If you treat her with less than respect, she'll think you like her. (I've tried to get rid of girls I wanted nothing to do with like this before. I admit it. No, we were not dating. But I was tired of her "pursuit." It doesn't work. They don't take a damn hint >.< Even if you say it explicitly. They refuse to comprehend the meaning of your statement, and think there is some deeper meaning behind "I would not date you if my life depended on it.")

If you are out of her sight long enough, she'll eventually fight some other dude to be hopelessly obsessed with.

If you are stuck near her, you just gotta wait it out. Sorry.

With that, I should probably activate my flameshield.

[slimgrin]

Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Don't listen to all the trolls in this topic, OP. Just be honest and say no. Go with the girl you truly love. This is all but a stupid giggly girl game. Don't fall for it or you'll definitely make a fool of yourself at some point. I never understood this 'sweet 16' thing either. I guess that's just because we don't make such a poohah about it in my country.

Or he could go with the threesome, because there will be no stupid giggly girl games once he gets older. Most women will just want to get married by his early to mid twenties. Now is the time for fun.

Modifié par slimgrin, 26 août 2012 - 09:55 .

[Il Divo]

kirvingtwo wrote...

You say "No", that you're not interested. End of story. It's not rocket science.

Nailed it.

[BatmanPWNS]

Threesome. Then dump 'em all.

[brushyourteeth]

Um, using this girl's feelings for you to only have sex with her would be deplorable.

I'm hoping you're a lot smarter than that.

[wsandista]

Just say no.

Or if you can't say that be a huge dick so she'll never want you again.

Or run away to Mexico.

[Weak Sauce Hype]

cut yo wiener off

[Lotion Soronarr]

ERm..what does THEM loosing a bet have to do with YOU?

What did they bet? Whoever loses goes out with you? That kind of bet does not work without your consent....

[MarchWaltz]

Let the truth guide you.

"The truth, like surgery, hurts, but it cures."

Also, The Minority's third option is viable.

[happy_daiz]

Oh, the joys of youth. If there's a shred of truth to the "bet" story, you should walk away from both. Be honest, and no regrets.

[CronoDragoon]

breakdown71289 wrote...

Well what does your heart tell you?

That Frodo is alive.

[legion999]

What's this bet even about? And how could it involve you and make you go out with them?

Anyway just say no if you're set on someone else.

[brushyourteeth]

CronoDragoon wrote...

breakdown71289 wrote...

Well what does your heart tell you?

That Frodo is alive.

Thank you, CD - I think you just put all these petty arguments into perspective.