So after reading many different analyses of plagiarisms, inspirations, and character similarities, as well as my own extensive reasearch of the Dragon Age Wiki and TvTropes.org, I have come to the final conclusion that Dragon Age is...
A game where you, Aragorn, Morgan LeFay, Beethoven (the dog), Joan of Arc, a piece of wood with a scowly face on it, Antonio Banderas, a bitter alcoholic version of Gimli, and your doting grandmother form the Fellowship of the Ring in order to stop the political backstabbing of Megatron and put a halt to Sauron's Orcish horde crossbred with The Zerg swarm, barely saving the continent of Europe from total destruction.
The Shocking Truth of Dragon Age...
Débuté par
KalosCast
, déc. 23 2009 08:10
#1
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:10
#2
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:11
ROFLMAO!!!
#3
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:11
Cool story bro.
#4
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:13
Wow.
#5
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:13
Not bad, but no ring.
#6
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:14
andybuiadh wrote...
Cool story bro.
It's David Gaider's story, actually. Not giving proper credit would be a severe lack of brofessionalism.
#7
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:16
HA ahahahahahhahah, That made me cackle for about 2 minutes!
#8
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:19
Damn, and here I thought it was going to be that Alistair and Duncan were secretly married. It would explain so much.
But that explanation works as well.
But that explanation works as well.
#9
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:37
Priceless!
#10
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:43
Definitely priceless.
#11
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:58
Lmao. Enchantment!
#12
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 08:59
ROFL nice one.
#13
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:14
ROFL. I suppose it'll teach us to take the in-depth analysis from self-styled experts with just a pinch of doubt.
#14
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 09:26
Actually, I like your story way better. I hear a wicked mod coming down the pipeline!
#15
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 10:02
Loghain has nothing on Megatron and I find it personally offensive that you compare the two.
#16
Guest_Heartlocker_*
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 10:04
Guest_Heartlocker_*
You know, I love this this story. Sometimes retarded things should be reality to see how it works out.
#17
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 10:06
7/10, not bad but I've seen funnier.
#18
Posté 23 décembre 2009 - 10:16
Artists rendition of Sten
#19
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 10:01
Statisfaction wrote...
Actually, I like your story way better. I hear a wicked mod coming down the pipeline!
I will become the personal slave of anyone who makes this a reality.
#20
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 10:04
KalosCast wrote...
Statisfaction wrote...
Actually, I like your story way better. I hear a wicked mod coming down the pipeline!
I will become the personal slave of anyone who makes this a reality.
So should I start calling you Houseboy now, or after the mod is done?
#21
Posté 24 décembre 2009 - 10:08
Godeshus wrote...
KalosCast wrote...
Statisfaction wrote...
Actually, I like your story way better. I hear a wicked mod coming down the pipeline!
I will become the personal slave of anyone who makes this a reality.
So should I start calling you Houseboy now, or after the mod is done?
Compromise: at first convincing screenshot.





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