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[brushyourteeth]

Please make her say "BULLSH*T!" on every possible occasion.

... as far as I'm concerned, that was her only line in DAII.

Thank you, and comments are welcome.

http://t1.gstatic.co...ruS9M8eWQqMwNa7

[SerTabris]

It's in the delivery, really. I played the DA2 demo once to try to unlock stuff (after I had played the prologue in the main game), and they have another version that isn't nearly as awesome as the final one. It really sounded off. So I think they need more of Cassandra yelling just so.

Also, this was one of my big disappointments with Dawn of the Seeker: they didn't have her original voice for the part.

[Spicen]

I am not a fan of her but really love when she says "Bulls*it this, Bulls*it that!"
Or how about "Bullsh*t this food smells like bulls*it!!!"
Lol.

[Spicen]

Oh and OP is this a serious thread or the hilarious image thread.
Or a bit of both.

[LolaLei]

Hehehe, you know what should have happened in DA2? Every time Hawke dies in combat, it should cut to a clip of Cassandra saying "Bullsh!t! That's not what really happened!"

Modifié par LolaLei, 01 septembre 2012 - 02:02 .

[Renmiri1]

Hatemance between Cassandra and Varric FTW!

Modifié par Renmiri1, 01 septembre 2012 - 02:04 .

[Spicen]

LolaLei wrote...

Hehehe, you know what should have happened in DA2? Every time Hawke dies in combat, it should cut to a clip of Cassandra saying "Bullsh!t! That's not what really happened!"

And dont forget Cassandra has a crush on Hawke so when varric mentioned romances.............

[Spicen]

Renmiri1 wrote...

Hatemance between Cassandra and Varric FTW!

Varric: So now that you know the story i can go now.
Cassandra: No, i have a crush on you.
Varric: Didnt you hear my story, i liked the elven daisy.
Cassandra: Bullsh*t that is not who you really like.
Varric: But i.......
Cassandra: Time to start romancing dwarf they say you are good at it.

[SafetyShattered]

Spicen wrote...

Renmiri1 wrote...

Hatemance between Cassandra and Varric FTW!

Varric: So now that you know the story i can go now.
Cassandra: No, i have a crush on you.
Varric: Didnt you hear my story, i liked the elven daisy.
Cassandra: Bullsh*t that is not who you really like.
Varric: But i.......
Cassandra: Time to start romancing dwarf they say you are good at it.

This made me laugh so hard. Well done sir. And i agree OP. If they did that I would buy DA3, regardless if it sucked or not.

[brushyourteeth]

Spicen wrote...

Oh and OP is this a serious thread or the hilarious image thread.
Or a bit of both.

Yes. I am absolutely serious about how hilarious and important this is.

If I could, I would literally have a little Cassandra riding around on my shoulder shouting "BULLSH*T!" at every possible occasion. It would make my day amazing, it will make DAIII amazing.

More Nevarran yelling in DAIII!

[brushyourteeth]

I want Cassandra interrupts all the time.

LI #1: I've wanted to tell you how I feel about you for some time now, and...
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!
LI #1: Yes, well uh... the thing is, I think you're wonderful and
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!
LI #1: No, it's not! What I'm saying is, could you feel the same way about me?
Protagonist: I would follow you to the Void
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!!
Protagonist: ... and back again.
Cassandra: BUUUUUUUUUUULSH*T!!!!!

[Spicen]

How about the protagonist has a mini-Cassandra doppleganger on his shoulder, then it will be very interesting.
Protagonist: Can you tell where Orlais is?
Map guide: Its in...........
Cassandra: Bullsh#st
Map guide: no, no its not. It is to th north of
Cassandra: Bullsh*t!!!
Protagonist: Uh, Cass, dont talk now. I need to know at which time i should go and talk to the divine.
Map Guide: U can talk to her @.....
Cassandra: Bullsh*t

[Cyne]

brushyourteeth wrote...

I want Cassandra interrupts all the time.

LI #1: I've wanted to tell you how I feel about you for some time now, and...
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!
LI #1: Yes, well uh... the thing is, I think you're wonderful and
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!
LI #1: No, it's not! What I'm saying is, could you feel the same way about me?
Protagonist: I would follow you to the Void
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!!
Protagonist: ... and back again.
Cassandra: BUUUUUUUUUUULSH*T!!!!!

Lmao!!! I would pay to see this. She'd be the new Sandal, lol. 

[Renmiri1]

Spicen wrote...

Renmiri1 wrote...

Hatemance between Cassandra and Varric FTW!

Varric: So now that you know the story i can go now.
Cassandra: No, i have a crush on you.
Varric: Didnt you hear my story, i liked the elven daisy.
Cassandra: Bullsh*t that is not who you really like.
Varric: But i.......
Cassandra: Time to start romancing dwarf they say you are good at it.

:lol: you win the Internets Sir!

[SgtElias]

brushyourteeth wrote...

I want Cassandra interrupts all the time.

LI #1: I've wanted to tell you how I feel about you for some time now, and...
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!
LI #1: Yes, well uh... the thing is, I think you're wonderful and
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!
LI #1: No, it's not! What I'm saying is, could you feel the same way about me?
Protagonist: I would follow you to the Void
Cassandra: BULLSH*T!!!!
Protagonist: ... and back again.
Cassandra: BUUUUUUUUUUULSH*T!!!!!

I just laughed until tears came out of my eyes.

I could not possibly agree more! This has actually become an in-joke among those in my household. One of us will say something (or start to say something) and someone else will call out "BULLSH*T!" from across the house.

God, please let this be in DAIII. Seriously. This.

[brushyourteeth]

Filament wrote...

I think I've had enough of overused catchphrases since "swooping is bad."

....

........ BULLSH*T!  

[Sejborg]

Filament wrote...

I think I've had enough of overused catchphrases since "swooping is bad."

I feel the same way. 

[Gamercat]

Dear Lord I hope bioware makes this happen.....

[Demx]

Yes let's run something that was slightly funny into the ground. That way people can complain about how overused it is when the game is released.

[Foolsfolly]

LolaLei wrote...

Hehehe, you know what should have happened in DA2? Every time Hawke dies in combat, it should cut to a clip of Cassandra saying "Bullsh!t! That's not what really happened!"

:blink:

...

....why didn't they do that?

[Demx]

Foolsfolly wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Hehehe, you know what should have happened in DA2? Every time Hawke dies in combat, it should cut to a clip of Cassandra saying "Bullsh!t! That's not what really happened!"

:blink:

...

....why didn't they do that?

Have you ever played Zelda 2? Ganon's laugh is played each time you loose. Hearing something over and over again becomes annoying.

[Foolsfolly]

Siradix wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Hehehe, you know what should have happened in DA2? Every time Hawke dies in combat, it should cut to a clip of Cassandra saying "Bullsh!t! That's not what really happened!"

:blink:

...

....why didn't they do that?

Have you ever played Zelda 2? Ganon's laugh is played each time you loose. Hearing something over and over again becomes annoying.

I'd argue that the death screen's annoying all ready. But I see your point. The Arkham games have villains taunt you when you die too and it's annoying as hell.

[brushyourteeth]

I want a Dragon Age II soundbite pack for my pc that plays Cassandra saying "BULLSH*T!" every time there's an error.

Yes.