Hey BSN i need help,
I am in the middle of a nightclub sober, hands in pockets sober while every other person is drunk and dancing. I am literally observing everyone in a corner trying to guess their personality because I really do not fit in and stick out like a sore thumb.
I hate this this place all ready, deafining, sweaty and hungry considering to walk to towards McDonalds and spend my night eating chicken nuggets.
Please help a fellow BSN member in this time of need. I'm in a death zone for nerds.
In the middle of a nightclub, wondering what to do. Need help.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:03
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GTFO.
No. Literally. Don't try to be something you're not. You clearly don't like the place or what the people there are doing.
Either that or party rock.
I'm sexy and I know it.
No. Literally. Don't try to be something you're not. You clearly don't like the place or what the people there are doing.
Either that or party rock.
I'm sexy and I know it.
Modifié par Elton John is dead, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:04 .
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:09
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I think I already look like a creep. Just standing. Watching.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:10
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Uh....flirt with people? Dance? Continue people watching, or just leave...
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:10
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Littlefinger leaning next to Sansa Stark GIF was perfect. I can't say anymore, that GIF pretty much covers all bases.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:13
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LPPrince wrote...
Littlefinger leaning next to Sansa Stark GIF was perfect. I can't say anymore, that GIF pretty much covers all bases.
True.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:15
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Talk to the only person that isn't drunk or GTFO.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:17
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Buy a drink atleast instead of standing with your hands in your pockets. Stand at the bar and strike up a conversation with some tart, the worst that can happen is she won't be interested. Actually thats not true, the worst that can happen is that she leads you on, takes you outside and then stabs you, taking all your money as you lay bleeding in the cold wet street sobbing into a puddle.
Start with buying a drink anyway.
Start with buying a drink anyway.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:18
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Okay the way I see it you have two choices..
Do the Shepard or Truffle Shuffle.
Do the Shepard or Truffle Shuffle.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:18
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How did you end up there in the first place op? You with a group of people or did you decide on an experimental outing?
Have a couple of drinks and talk to some people, if it still sucks get some drunk people food (pizza, kebab etc) and head home.
Have a couple of drinks and talk to some people, if it still sucks get some drunk people food (pizza, kebab etc) and head home.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:21
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Ewwwww, you should just leave. Deafening music and drunk chicks doesn't really do anything for me anyway.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:24
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Logan Cloud wrote...
Ewwwww, you should just leave. Deafening music and drunk chicks doesn't really do anything for me anyway.
It depends for me really, it can be fun if it's just one.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:29
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Get drunk, hit on a few woman and dance
cause if they dont dance and they wont dance then their no friend of mine.....
if you dont drink what the hell are you doing there to begin with
cause if they dont dance and they wont dance then their no friend of mine.....
if you dont drink what the hell are you doing there to begin with
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:31
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There's your problem.Naughty Bear wrote...
Hey BSN i need help,
I am in the middle of a nightclub sober, hands in pockets sober while every other person is drunk and dancing. I am literally observing everyone in a corner trying to guess their personality because I really do not fit in and stick out like a sore thumb.
I hate this this place all ready, deafining, sweaty and hungry considering to walk to towards McDonalds and spend my night eating chicken nuggets.
Please help a fellow BSN member in this time of need. I'm in a death zone for nerds.
Modifié par bobobo878, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:31 .
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:37
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You're already screwing yourself up by just standing away from everybody not doing anything. DO NOT GET DRUNK!! If you have to get drunk to have fun then there is a problem.. you shouldn't have to get ****ed to have fun.
You have to understand that most people in there dont really care if you stick out or not they're just trying to enjoy themselves. Who cares about fitting in just go dance. Oh and there isnt anything wrong with reading people but your observation skills could be improved by actually communicating with people while you're there.
If it really makes you uncomfortable then just leave otherwise relax and try to enjoy yourself
P.S. Clubs aren't my thing i hate those environments.. its too loud an shallow and i HATE drunks...
You have to understand that most people in there dont really care if you stick out or not they're just trying to enjoy themselves. Who cares about fitting in just go dance. Oh and there isnt anything wrong with reading people but your observation skills could be improved by actually communicating with people while you're there.
If it really makes you uncomfortable then just leave otherwise relax and try to enjoy yourself
P.S. Clubs aren't my thing i hate those environments.. its too loud an shallow and i HATE drunks...
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:38
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Hahaha OP this is a golden chance! Given albit you are city people and thus weak, none of you know how to be beserkers or to fight when drunk. Plus in an closed in location! Given you are asking what to do its obvious you are weak, and a mild manner man not worth of note or mention. However I have been given the words of Thor, and must pass them on.
Turning to the book of Runes I pass on this wisdom.
Observing everyone is the first step to plotting targets. Start with the stronger ones who'll be trouble with wits, such as stabing them in the back poisioning there drinks and the like. Being the weak fool you are I've considerd, "But great and mighty Char I have no weapons!" Well your in a bar, likely the bartender has a shotgun. While a cowards weapon it will do. Or if you are really brazen you may break off a table leg and fashion it into a spear. In fact do this to several and use them to block in the doors! HAHA! There will be no escape this night!
Now while finishing the slaugher of the greater quickly move to the lessers and anyone with one of those soul stealing "phones" no calls must be made to the constable! Once this is done pick women for your love or to offer onto the pyer. What Funeral Pyer you ask? Haha look around you fool! Drinks of all manner burn, so set the place ablaze as a wanring and to cover your tracks. Now with all the money you have collected from the bodies of your broken foes you can ignore the small peoples food, and buy a real mans steak dinner as you eat from a window view laughing at the destruction you have caused in the distance.
And thus I have passed the Wisdom unto you.
Turning to the book of Runes I pass on this wisdom.
Observing everyone is the first step to plotting targets. Start with the stronger ones who'll be trouble with wits, such as stabing them in the back poisioning there drinks and the like. Being the weak fool you are I've considerd, "But great and mighty Char I have no weapons!" Well your in a bar, likely the bartender has a shotgun. While a cowards weapon it will do. Or if you are really brazen you may break off a table leg and fashion it into a spear. In fact do this to several and use them to block in the doors! HAHA! There will be no escape this night!
Now while finishing the slaugher of the greater quickly move to the lessers and anyone with one of those soul stealing "phones" no calls must be made to the constable! Once this is done pick women for your love or to offer onto the pyer. What Funeral Pyer you ask? Haha look around you fool! Drinks of all manner burn, so set the place ablaze as a wanring and to cover your tracks. Now with all the money you have collected from the bodies of your broken foes you can ignore the small peoples food, and buy a real mans steak dinner as you eat from a window view laughing at the destruction you have caused in the distance.
And thus I have passed the Wisdom unto you.
Modifié par Char's Revenge, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:40 .
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:41
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I came with a friend meeting his friends. I don't know anyone but him and I've had drunk strangers talk to me which I ignored. It seems leaving your dignity at the entrance is a rule.
I paid to get here and my friend is giving me a lift home, I don't have m bank card so I'm walking home if I do leave and that means I have to walk through a real rough area and most likely get beaten up.
But i might try my luck, someone has already punched me in the stomach walking through a crowd, no provocation or anything.
I paid to get here and my friend is giving me a lift home, I don't have m bank card so I'm walking home if I do leave and that means I have to walk through a real rough area and most likely get beaten up.
But i might try my luck, someone has already punched me in the stomach walking through a crowd, no provocation or anything.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:43
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You don't strike me as the nightclub type, given what you've told us about yourself - you should just leave and go do something that's actually worth your time.
EDIT: Right, your post above definitely outlines that you have no business being there. Tell your friend to take you back home - and avoid going back to such places again.
EDIT: Right, your post above definitely outlines that you have no business being there. Tell your friend to take you back home - and avoid going back to such places again.
Modifié par greengoron89, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:46 .
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:48
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Shooosh Goron I want him to stay then a week later we get to hear how someone knifed him for being stuck up, or how the bouncer threw him out. Which is what will happen if he stays lulz.
Modifié par Char's Revenge, 01 septembre 2012 - 11:48 .
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:48
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Thor forgot to tell bear to tell you to...
Break a liqour or beer bottle into a weapon, yes it can be done.ive done so.
also get the strongest and mightist ones into a drinking compeition and posions the alcohol.that way you can get more then just one or two at once.
then you take said advice and go with it.also clubs are like mosh pits.your going to get hit once or twice and drinking in said places is FUN, get hammered and let loose as you swing the weapon to free those people of their vessels
Break a liqour or beer bottle into a weapon, yes it can be done.ive done so.
also get the strongest and mightist ones into a drinking compeition and posions the alcohol.that way you can get more then just one or two at once.
then you take said advice and go with it.also clubs are like mosh pits.your going to get hit once or twice and drinking in said places is FUN, get hammered and let loose as you swing the weapon to free those people of their vessels
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:49
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When you order a drink at the bar, remember to keep an eye on it at all times because someone can slip you a rophy. If you lose visual contact with your drink you should get rid of it, regardless of how long you lost track of it.
Also beforehand you should have put a pair of rolled up socks in your pants, because nothing draws attention like having a huge package.<trollface>
But seriously if your not enjoying yourself don't force it just leave.
Also beforehand you should have put a pair of rolled up socks in your pants, because nothing draws attention like having a huge package.<trollface>
But seriously if your not enjoying yourself don't force it just leave.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:50
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Yeah, just say the place isn't for you and leave.
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:51
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@Hierophant he should stay, itll teach him tolerance and how to deal with curtain types/groups of people.and lolz socks
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Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 11:56
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There's your first mistake, not talking to drunk people. Drunk guys are awesome to talk to. At least in my experience. They buy me food, drinks and I have a laugh. Drunk girls, yeah they can be fun too.
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