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[Morgax_Warrior]

Joining midgame in laggy server as QFI with sniper rifle and 3 biotic teammates.
I'm not joking. The screenshake it was horrible. If i had a doll i would show on it how my sight was mutilated.

[DxWill103]

After clearing out a spawn, running at full sprint across the map to get to the next spawn. But your timing couldn't have been worse because you just happened to enter a grenade's kill zone at the end of its timer. For a split second you see the grenade indicator, but before you can even stop sprinting, the next instant it goes off and you die

[tallinn]

While rushing toward a objective area I turned around a corner - and ran into a full spawn of enemies.

And then there was this Cerberus turret I was intending to TC+SS to take it out. In the very moment I hit the button for SS the engineer that deployed the turret stepped in front of it to become the target...

[dovevoice]

I was searching for unknown bronze match when i was dropped to a game in progress. So I checked the score board to find that the match was platinum. I flipped and started cursing cuz my character wasn't build for platinum at all. But it went fine and we finished the match eventually.

[Siegdrifa]

I would say, to be forced to flee... in a direction were there is ennemys firing at you... but you keep going because it's too late to take another route, and you end up in room with even more mobs just waiting to execute you like a poor kitten...
And then you realise that your body is as the opposite side from your team in a room fully loaded of ennemy... so, yhea ... "ah crap !"
Wonderfull way to feel like a noob.

Modifié par Siegdrifa, 03 septembre 2012 - 07:45 .

[Battlepope190]

Tryin to run away when I run right into 4 Pyros making their way to the front lines.

[Esther]

Getting disconnected from a Platinum match in wave 10 two times in a row.
Needless to say, it happened after the credits...

[Gerza71]

When MP last night on condor my game crashed for the very first time. Then I went to bed and get some sleep.

[Untonic]

Jedi Mind tricked by Banshee to walk 50ft to her welcoming hand. Was gloved BIG time, oh it was messy.

[Tradeylouish]

Charging into an enemy as a Vanguard, somehow being staggered, and then finding myself next to a Brute about to charge. (I have accidentally charged into Banshees a few times, but playing on Bronze you're actually in with a fair chance)

[Noveler00]

  On dagger base,got the top of the ramp on the edge of the map to find an atlas stomping its way a short distance away. I was distracted and didn't feel it worth the hassle of dealing with the long haul of killing it.
  I busted out the missile launcher and took aim. Aimed a little high so to avoid the foreground terrain and fired. It turn to deal with an immediate threat and avoided the missile. Damn it!
  I go down the ramp to get a cleaner shot. I aim center mass this time and fired. It turn toward my direction just in time for the missile to pass between its cannon arm and torso.
  I was out of missiles and redder than a beet.

  Not an "oh, crap" moment but a noob story to laugh at, enjoy.

Modifié par Noveler00, 03 septembre 2012 - 09:03 .

[jordie3000]

Started a bronze game on a Slayer, after a few minutes I figured I'd start it and people would get dropped in. By Wave 8 it became clear no one was getting dropped in, something for which I am glad because it turned out third time's the charm when charging a Brute and jumping away (hello, sync-kill I'd forgotten existed).

[Bleachrude]

CapnManx wrote...

Two turrets overlooking my position. I'm in good cover, and not too worried; I can take them. Then I see a phantom come around the corner. Eyeing my escape routes, I see another phantom approaching from the other direction.

I consider allowing the phantoms to get in close, then letting them eat missile; so I don't have to break cover while the turrets are still there.

Then a grenade lands at my feet.

This exact same thing happened to me on Goddess...Pinned down by two turrets, see a couple phantoms coming straight at me  and my only escape route is to jump down but there's an Atlas right there...

Truly an "ah crap" moment

[Pee Jae]

1. That guy who always runs right through the spawn point. That's not how you control spawn points. "Oh, crap. You as... pirin. I need an aspirin."

2. Hearing the bullets fly before you're even in the game. "Oh, here we go. And here's me without tactical cloak."

3. Taking down the Banshee in front of you. "Yeah! Ya like that! Ya want some more? Who wants some?!" Grabbed by the Banshee that snuck up beside you. "I guess you wanted s.."

[Zimek]

I came here and read couple of your posts

[alesloth]

AA in Firebase reactor, in the small room near the ammo crate.
I was running from the banshee behind me and her ravager friends towards the LZ when I find another banshee and 2 brutes in front of me... I need an asari infiltrator so bad XD

[Ziegrif]

SavagelyEpic wrote...

>In a corner

>2 banshees and 3 brutes

>Takes hands off keyboard and mouse. (Alternatively, just drop the controller)

Had the same thing basicly.
But I managed to say to my mic: I'LL SAVE YOU!
Before I ran into said horde.
Never seen a krogan turn so fast back.

[Schnuez1]

pizza delivery, half way to LZ, someone nukes a bunch of enemys with a missile, and suddenly I have two new geth prime bodyguards left and right and two geth turrets in the front and back...

[Arppis]

theillusiveman11 wrote...

When I hear, "I bet I can outscore that guy." in the lobby.

Yeah... that does suck.

My "oh crap" momment is when my team mates are dying in each corners of the map and I have to leg for it. It's a busy work.

[Schnuez1]

Bleachrude wrote...

CapnManx wrote...

Two turrets overlooking my position. I'm in good cover, and not too worried; I can take them. Then I see a phantom come around the corner. Eyeing my escape routes, I see another phantom approaching from the other direction.

I consider allowing the phantoms to get in close, then letting them eat missile; so I don't have to break cover while the turrets are still there.

Then a grenade lands at my feet.

This exact same thing happened to me on Goddess...Pinned down by two turrets, see a couple phantoms coming straight at me  and my only escape route is to jump down but there's an Atlas right there...

Truly an "ah crap" moment

ah yea, this I know also...

[4ut0b4hn5child27]

Invisible Banshee standing very close to me almost 5 second and just realized when she used Nova Scream.

Lucky she didn't Sync kill me.

and that moment happened 2 or 3 times

Modifié par 4ut0b4hn5child27, 04 septembre 2012 - 12:46 .

[TransHumanS]

I once was in fire base glacier playing Cerberus Gold. Wave 11 just started and we all were standing in the extraction zone. We knew that was a bad idea so we spread across the map. i went to the mainroom and guess what I am greeted with. Five phantoms flipping around towards me. I noped pretty hard and took out the missile launcher.

In general it's when my Fury misses a throw while up close, or when my teammates shoot bullets through/over me to hit an enemy who had sheilds, only to take away the sheilds and leave my Fury's drain ability done for in that moment.
Oh, also when my Paladin has the misfortune of missing an energy drain.

[GGW KillerTiger]

My biggest oh crap moment? When I come across a bug in the game and go to report it but then remember, "Oh crap BioWare released a BETA as a final product and has not tried to fix the game at all sense launch. They actually just break it more."

[GGW KillerTiger]

Schnuez1 wrote...

Bleachrude wrote...

CapnManx wrote...

Two turrets overlooking my position. I'm in good cover, and not too worried; I can take them. Then I see a phantom come around the corner. Eyeing my escape routes, I see another phantom approaching from the other direction.

I consider allowing the phantoms to get in close, then letting them eat missile; so I don't have to break cover while the turrets are still there.

Then a grenade lands at my feet.

This exact same thing happened to me on Goddess...Pinned down by two turrets, see a couple phantoms coming straight at me  and my only escape route is to jump down but there's an Atlas right there...

Truly an "ah crap" moment

ah yea, this I know also...

If you have 1+ turrets aiming at you and need to break cover without killing them you're as good as down already .....

[BioticArm]

Just now: Playing then a call from the hospital comes in, then the SOB named "ghost-of-a-hurt" and the other two bozos kick me because I had to stop playing and tend the call.

Where can I report people like that?