759 réponses à ce sujet

[guitarbard]

Tirigon wrote...

We could bury our innocence. With so many hot ladies in this shows there is no chance not to loose it.

SO TRUE.

Oh BELLA! I thought you were shortening Isabella's name, but I remember Bella now. You know, if you're a girl, she totally leads you on...

[KnightofPhoenix]

AndrastesGrace wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

We could bury our innocence. With so many hot ladies in this shows there is no chance not to loose it.

SO TRUE.

Oh BELLA! I thought you were shortening Isabella's name, but I remember Bella now. You know, if you're a girl, she totally leads you on...

I would like to exchange the word "innocence" with something like "boredom".

I can't believe how people don't remember Bella. She has the best kissing scene (she just jumped on the PC!) and certainly the funniest kissing scene.

[XOGHunter246]

Kerridan is your rival now.   

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 31 décembre 2009 - 03:31 .

[Kohaku]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

AndrastesGrace wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

We could bury our innocence. With so many hot ladies in this shows there is no chance not to loose it.

SO TRUE.

Oh BELLA! I thought you were shortening Isabella's name, but I remember Bella now. You know, if you're a girl, she totally leads you on...

I would like to exchange the word "innocence" with something like "boredom".

I can't believe how people don't remember Bella. She has the best kissing scene (she just jumped on the PC!) and certainly the funniest kissing scene.

I'm going to have to play this game just once as a guy.

[KnightofPhoenix]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Kerridan is your rival now.   

You don't understand. Kerridan and I are part of a Media conglomerate bent on turning everyone into mindless zombies, while we conquer the world! muhahahaha!
Isn't that right sweetheart?

[Taleroth]

You'll never turn me! I'll fight you to my last breath!



Right after this episode of Smallville.

[Kohaku]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Kerridan is your rival now.   

You don't understand. Kerridan and I are part of a Media conglomerate bent on turning everyone into mindless zombies, while we conquer the world! muhahahaha!
Isn't that right sweetheart?

Totally. Come on. Can't you all feel the mind control... uh I mean love yet?

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Totally. Come on. Can't you all feel the mind control... uh I mean love yet?

Not yet, but keep trying.  I'm sure I'll get there eventually.

[Tirigon]

MIND CONTROL??!?!?!? NOOOOO!

YOU WONT GET ME, FOUL FIENDS!!!

STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! OR I SHALL BURN YOU WITH MY BURNING LOVE TO SHIANNI!!

MAY THE BLAZING FIRE PURGE YOU ALL!!!!!!! BY THE MAKER, YOU SHALL BE PURIFIED!!!!!

[ReubenLiew]

Haven't you realized mind control doesn't work on men?

Our controls rods aren't in those heads.

[Kohaku]

Damn. Foiled.

[KnightofPhoenix]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Haven't you realized mind control doesn't work on men?
Our controls rods aren't in those heads.

Which is precisely why we have the Miss Ferelden show.

[ReubenLiew]

Hmmm...



Point and game ser.

[Kohaku]

imported_beer wrote...

The only female that made *me* wish for an FF cutscene was Marjolaine.

Why did I ignore you Leilani? ~Cries~

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Haven't you realized mind control doesn't work on men?
Our controls rods aren't in those heads.

Which is precisely why we have the Miss Ferelden show.

I´m immune to that kind of mind (or rod) control. Shianni protects me. And if that´s not enough, I can always visit my good old friend Anora. She will then try to kill me, and that purifies the mind like nothing else.
So in short, you will still be purified by the Maker´s fire.
He will not forget nor forgive your sins, for He has spoken unto the world: "THOU SHALT NOT TRY TO TOUCH ANOTHER MAN´S CONTROL ROD, FOR IT IS HIS AND NOONE´S BUT HIS (and his wife´s of course, sorry Andraste, nevermind, no PLEASE dont hit me I´ll get bruises, and do you know how the other gods will laugh about me the next time we make fun of Atheists if they see that? Can you even imagine it? NO PLEASE, I´ll be silent, all right, ALL RIGHT, you won, I´ll even buy you those Orlesian shoes you wanted, just STOP HITTING ME!!!!.....)"

Yea. That´s what He has spoken unto the world. And thou shalt listen to His words and knee down in fear of His righteous wrath.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Welcome back folks! Please allow me to present Gheyna!
http://images1.wikia...heyna_image.jpg

A member of a Dalish tribe last spotted in the brecilian forest, she is yet another redhead, with captivating eyes. What can I say, there can never be too much redheads. Once again, we in Miss Ferelden wish to demonstrate our tolerance, love for diversity and our globalist plot...euh I mean utopia. Globalist utopia. By accepting another elf into our show. And compared to our prievous contestants, Gheyna might be the most innocent. But of course as you know, virtue doesn't last in our show, just give me 5 minutes with her!

Respecting tradition, she expects her man to be a succesful hunter, one that could provide her with a future and animal fur. Betraying reason and common sense however, she has a liking to Cammen and she actually believes that useless ugly brat can become a succesful hunter. How can someone like her like a guy such as Cammen, the only ugly elf ever seen and a sissy weakling even when compared to other elves (which is saying alot), is beyond us. Which is why we brought her here. To put her on the right path, which involves bikinis, shampoo adds, magazines and much more! That's what we do!

So ladies and gentlemen, please give a big round of applause to Gheyna!

"Oh come on, don't be shy. I won't eat you...just yet haha"
Gheyna: "It's just that I have never been in a place with so many people staring at me....and making funny faces and noises".
"Welcome to the real world, Gheyna"
Gheyna: "Well my tribe was real and people don't act that way".
"No, your tribe isn't real. You are an elf, come on. Anyways, dear Gheyna, how do you feel?"
Gheyna: "I am overwhelmed, but flattered really. I never thought I could ever participate in such a show...actually I never thought such a show could exist."
"Oh the innocence, I am going to enjoy corrupting you."
Gheyna: "What?"
"Nevermind. So tell us, what is it you like about Cammen?"
Gheyna: "Euum...well...he...is sweet...timid....polite...loving..."
"Ulgy, weak, cowardly, whiny, sissy, useless."
Gheyna: "Oh eum..I never thought of it that way. But I made it clear, I won't be joined with him until he becomes a real hunter"
"Ok, first "joined with him" sounds funny, forgive my dirty mind. Second. Do you know why we humans outclassed you elves and took over so easily? It's because you had alot of Cammens in your ranks. And women who were inexplicably drawn to them, thus passing on the Cammen gene to children and grandchildren. If you really think about it, we humans did you a favour. There is only one Cammen left now. Please don't create others!"
Gheyna: "But...but he is the only man who loves me...."
"Gheyna, Gheyna, Gheyna. That's why we brought you here. Now thousands of males are going to love you, dozens are going to stalk you. And....well you can always have fun with the guys who work here. Myself included"
Gheyna: *blush* "Oh...eum....I suppose I could.....is marriage included?"
"......sure it is . But now our interview is over. It was a great pleasure to have you here".

So, we met the not so innocent for long Gheyna! Now we....what's going on?
Cammen: "She is mine! I won't let you!" *runs towards the interviewer, but trips down and falls*
.....Take that idiot to Noemi and Nemiah. Maybe they can make a man out of him. And I wouldn't mind finding tapes of that process on my desk tomorrow, capiche?
We will come back after the break and witness the lovely Ionna! Stay tuned.

 

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 31 décembre 2009 - 07:27 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

The only female that made *me* wish for an FF cutscene was Marjolaine.

Why did I ignore you Leilani? ~Cries~

That's the key reason why a person shouldn't ignore a girl. She can introduce us to new friends!

[Kohaku]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

The only female that made *me* wish for an FF cutscene was Marjolaine.

Why did I ignore you Leilani? ~Cries~

That's the key reason why a person shouldn't ignore a girl. She can introduce us to new friends!

I know. I'm a terrible, terrible woman.

Cammen dear... we have cookies.

[Kohaku]

Oh dear. Double post.

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 31 décembre 2009 - 07:56 .

[Taleroth]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I know. I'm a terrible, terrible woman.

Cammen dear... we have cookies.

I like where this is going.  Who has popcorn?

[XOGHunter246]

Silly old Cammen couldn't even stop the interviewer right.

[KnightofPhoenix]

XOGHunter246 wrote...

Silly old Cammen couldn't even stop the interviewer right.

No one can.

[CREinstein]

uh oh, is that Andraste trying to enter the show?

[mrofni]

Sorry, but no. If a dog wasn't allowed, neither is a dragon.