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[KnightofPhoenix]

Her tail is too big....

[Kohaku]

That's true. Just think of the things you could do with it though.

[XOGHunter246]

The Dragon guaranteed winner due to the rest of competitors being inside her.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

That's true. Just think of the things you could do with it though.

I have a wild imagination, but I can't find a use to a tail this huge, without it involving pain, bones being crushed and general suffering. Not my kind of thing.

[Kerilus]

Seeing how this thread goes, I think this video might bring some inspiration:

Modifié par Kerilus, 01 janvier 2010 - 07:28 .

[Tirigon]

If we dont allow a dragon, Anora needs to be kicked out, too. She´s worse than any dragon, and she has a bigger mouth. Damned b*tch that she is.

[timkeykong]

so.. we should add every female kind? even female undead kinds demons etc etc? then i say add broodmother

[andybuiadh]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

That's true. Just think of the things you could do with it though.

I have a wild imagination, but I can't find a use to a tail this huge, without it involving pain, bones being crushed and general suffering. Not my kind of thing.

It's all about the spines.

[XOGHunter246]

timkeykong wrote...

so.. we should add every female kind? even female undead kinds demons etc etc? then i say add broodmother

Broodmother cannot be involved due to not being a big enough door.

[Tirigon]

No broodmother.

I dont feel at home here anymore, with all those people dreaming of sex with broodmother. That´s a little creepy. Or rather, more than just a little.

I mean, I´m quite an open-minded person, and what you do in your wet dreams is your thing anyways, but... broodmother?! Come on... Could as well take Jabba the hut then...

[timkeykong]

tirigon it was just a lame joke about the ugliest creature in the whole game wanted to see some reactions more not

[Euteras]

Imagine having her to warm you up on a cold winter's night. Might not be EXACTLY what you are thinking but you won't be cold.



Only drawback. There is no way I, or any other guy, could compete with her at the local BBQ competition. She doesn't even need a grill. Cooks everything thoroughly done in seconds.

MC " Here we have Andraste's offering. Judge #1, would you please give us your opinion?"

Judge #1 " Well it seems to be a little over cooked."

Andraste "ROAR!" - firebreaths at Judge #1.

MC "Well, that was warmly received. I guess its ' hot, hot ' not ' spicey hot '.

MC " Judge #2, would you care to give us your opinion?"

Judge #2 without even taking a bite, "Andraste wins!"

Judge #3 "Yeah, yeah who am I to argue. Andraste wins!"

MC "Well it seems we have a winner."



Later back at the tent:



Euteras " Leliana, honey, did you have fun at the BBQ?"

Leliana "Yes and I'm so full. I just want to cuddle up and watch some 'Battle of the Chasind vs. Casteless'.

Euteras "There, all cozy now?"

Leliana "This feels so good. I feel so loved and safe in your arms. I could stay like this forever."

Leliana "How about you Euteras?"



Leliana +10

Euteras -50



Euteras " Leliana honey?"

Leliana "yes dear?"

Euteras " Do you think maybe later you could put on that cute little Orlaisian rogue skirt and .."

Euteras " then maybe, you could steal that roll of quarters out of my pants?'

Leliana "Hmmm, I don't think so."

Euteras "But, why not?"

Leliana "Well ...."

Euteras "Come on, tell me."

Leliana " Well.........., Andraste feeds me now."

Euteras "Andraste but she's a dragon."

Leliana "I know but while you were fiddling around trying to light the coals, she fried me up a

Tavinter warrior. And that tail is just awesome."

Euteras "The tail?"

Leliana "Yes, I found a good use for that tail even when you couldn't."

Euteras "What could you possibly.....................EW!"



Leliana reaches into her backpack and pulls out a little satchel.



Leliana "Here, I believe this is yours."

Euteras looks into the satchel and says "An eyelash. Is that MY eyelash? What are you doing......."

Leliana "Oh just get out already!'



Andraste would just ruin the whole experience.

[Tirigon]

timkeykong wrote...

tirigon it was just a lame joke about the ugliest creature in the whole game wanted to see some reactions more not

Well, you saw mine now :P:P:P

You know, the scary thing however is that I´ve already seen about 20 posters who wanted to invite broodmother to this show, or to an orgy, or to a threesome or whatever...

[KnightofPhoenix]

No broodmother. No dragons. No dog.

Only bipedal females, with a humanoid body shape are allowed.

[XOGHunter246]

Lol we was not serious about them.

[Tirigon]

Euteras wrote...

bla bla bla.....

That happens if you get involved with a crazy nut like Leliana (though she HAS a hot voice, damn...).
I, however, am happy with Shianni, so I wouldnt mind Andraste getting involved. City elf girls are just the best. Beautiful, strong, interesting, and because they are poor they don´t even expect you to buy those new Orlaisian shoes "for only 500 Sovereigns, really cheap, come my dear, I want them, please....."

Modifié par Tirigon, 01 janvier 2010 - 08:27 .

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

No broodmother. No dragons. No dog.
Only bipedal females, with a humanoid body shape are allowed.

Thank you!

Though, you dont always obey your rules, or how come Anora was allowed to take part?

[timkeykong]

well... anora isnt a dragon... a broodmother... not a dog... and has a humanoid body... so why not..?

[KnightofPhoenix]

timkeykong wrote...

well... anora isnt a dragon... a broodmother... not a dog... and has a humanoid body... so why not..?

Because we don't have a picture of her and she is a pile of ashes. And we can't afford to have her on the show and use her for adds, the Maker is asking too much.

@ Tirigon. Anora is a bipedal female with a humanoid body shape. A good one at that. So she fits the qualifications.

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

@ Tirigon. Anora is a bipedal female with a humanoid body shape. A good one at that. So she fits the qualifications.

Have you read her article in the Mister Ferelden show? While she is admittedly surely bipedal and has a humanoid body shape, I strongly doubt she fits in the category "female".

[Euteras]

Tirigon wrote...

No broodmother.
I dont feel at home here anymore, with all those people dreaming of sex with broodmother. That´s a little creepy. Or rather, more than just a little.
I mean, I´m quite an open-minded person, and what you do in your wet dreams is your thing anyways, but... broodmother?! Come on... Could as well take Jabba the hut then...

This just in from our Financial correspondent at the Denerim Merchants Guild: "Eveflo, makers of babybottles, are thinking of sponsering the Miss Ferelden 2009 pageant if they would include the Brood Mother. It is rumored that Evenflo's markerters nelieve that they can scare future mothers into buying more baby bottles. We'll have more on this story as it develops."
Tune in tonight a 11:00, when we'll have more on 'Baby Bottlegate'.

[Kohaku]

Poor Anora is now a resident man. I'm sure she never thought THAT would happen.

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Poor Anora is now a resident man. I'm sure she never thought THAT would happen.

Well it´s quite common in Ferelden. I´m a man too, and I am the hottest girl in Thedas.

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Poor Anora is now a resident man. I'm sure she never thought THAT would happen.

Well it´s quite common in Ferelden. I´m a man too, and I am the hottest girl in Thedas.

Mahaha! We shall start a revolution we will!

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Poor Anora is now a resident man. I'm sure she never thought THAT would happen.

Well it´s quite common in Ferelden. I´m a man too, and I am the hottest girl in Thedas.

Mahaha! We shall start a revolution we will!

Sure, I´m always up for a revolution. Preferrably a sexual revolution, they are most fun. And the risk of injuries is not as high as in others.
Just tell against what we are going to revolt and I´m game.