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[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Sure, I´m always up for a revolution. Preferrably a sexual revolution, they are most fun. And the risk of injuries is not as high as in others.
Just tell against what we are going to revolt and I´m game.

With Sten right? Right?

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Sure, I´m always up for a revolution. Preferrably a sexual revolution, they are most fun. And the risk of injuries is not as high as in others.
Just tell against what we are going to revolt and I´m game.

With Sten right? Right?

A sexual revolution with Sten? Wow, that will be damn hard work. We could already call it a success if he realizes that our PCs and Morrigan are actually female, lol.

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

A sexual revolution with Sten? Wow, that will be damn hard work. We could already call it a success if he realizes that our PCs and Morrigan are actually female, lol.

That's why we have to work on it. It'll be damn hard but we can breakthrough.

[Tirigon]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

A sexual revolution with Sten? Wow, that will be damn hard work. We could already call it a success if he realizes that our PCs and Morrigan are actually female, lol.

That's why we have to work on it. It'll be damn hard but we can breakthrough.

Yes we will. After all, even the Anarchists eventually managed to bring peace and freedom to all the people on the entire world.

Oh, wait......:crying::crying:

[Kohaku]

Tirigon wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

A sexual revolution with Sten? Wow, that will be damn hard work. We could already call it a success if he realizes that our PCs and Morrigan are actually female, lol.

That's why we have to work on it. It'll be damn hard but we can breakthrough.

Yes we will. After all, even the Anarchists eventually managed to bring peace and freedom to all the people on the entire world.

Oh, wait......:crying::crying:

Don't worry. That's why we are together! To take this all on!

[amethyst_rose2009]

We over at the Mister Fereldon show want to formally request a nomination for Miss Sophia Dryden.  Her qualifications are as follows:

1. She is a beautiful woman (or was before her skin started to rot off, but nothing a little makeup couldn't fix )

2. She is a strong and fearsome leader of Gray Wardens and will stop at nothing, even summoning demons, for her cause.

3.  Bad-a** awesome armor.

4. As stated in the Mister Fereldon thread - She has such a seductive voice, sort of like a demon-possessed drunk Tim Curry.

5.  And last but not least, Levi brought her to the Mister Fereldon show and she's kind of giving us the creeps.  So um....here you guys can have her.

*Throws Sophia onto the Miss Fereldon stage*

Sophia: This one will win.  This one will FEED!


Ooops, sorry bout that.  You never can anticipate what will happen on live tv.

[Kohaku]

I just brought that today! I have to see her awesomeness.

[Herr Uhl]

She smells and it's to akin to necrophilia for my tastes.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

She smells and it's to akin to necrophilia for my tastes.

Oh, give a girl a chance.   She has nice eyes, you know all glowy and kind of evil, but still kind of pretty.  I'm sure Zev can work his magic on her. 

[Taleroth]

Alright, very creepy.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Taleroth wrote...

Alright, very creepy.

 Oh, that came out wrong.  I didn't mean Zev would work his magic on her that way.  He's the makeup artist for Miss Fereldon, isn't he? Oh my.  Not even Zevran would ever go there. 

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 01 janvier 2010 - 11:43 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ladies and gents, the long break is over. Now we continue to present our contestants for Miss Ferleden 2009! And yes we realise that it's no longer 2009, so don't bother.
Anyways, it's now time to meet the Spirit of the Brecilian forest itself, the Lady of the Forest!
http://images3.wikia..._the_Forest.png

Not only are we tolerant and multicultural in Miss Ferelden, but we are also environmentalists! That's right! We care about the environment and anything that is green. We love mother nature. We just want to feel it, touch it....mmmmm. That's why we invited mother nature herself, who is using the body of a female as her avatar. Her story is complicated. Zathrian, a mad vengeful elf decided to bind the spirit of the forest in a wolf called witherfang. And then they say Elves respect nature more than Humans! So the Lady is both the spirit of the forest...and a wolf. Try to ignore that part.

Focus instead on her human, green skinned form. With a perfect shape. And hair that oh so conveniently and annoyingly covers her breasts!! And tree vines coming out of nowhere that covers the bottom part of her body!! How annoying is that?! Anyways, in that form, she was able to tame a bunch of werewolves, showing that even in the most feral and beastial forms, humans are still **** whiped. She can come tame me anytime really haha....eherm. So, she has werewolf bodyguards. Stalking her is simply not a wise option.

And now please welcome the Lady of the Forest!

"Welcome milady, it is a great honor" *kneels to kiss her hand, but notices the tree vines on them, so just a handshake is sufficient*
Lady of the Forest: "So, it is here where I am to be interviewed? I must say, I was delighted to recieve an invitation from this show. It will give me the opportunity to show that caring about nature and the environement doesn't have to be for pansies only. I can make it feel very....manly".
"*drools* Oh lady, you have no idea how much I love nature. I am telling you. I live 100% green now! And I am an animal rights activist too!" *tries to look at breasts*
Lady of the Forest: "Oh that is beautiful. I hope you are vegitarian as well?"
"Vegi what? Oh yea right. That.....well of course I am! Eherm" *Still tries to look at breasts*
Lady of the Forest: "Something worrying you?"
"Eum...no...not really no....not at all...no....yes!! Your hair! Your boobs! Please just let me" *tries to blow hair away*
Swiftrunner: "Back off human!!"
"Aaah...ok ok...sorry. But seriously. Why is your hair like that?! Just try to change your haircut, please! Ask Zevran even! He knows alot about hair. Right Zevi?"
Zevran: "Oh quite so my dear friend. The Lady's hair would look perfect if it was brushed backwards, or shortened a bit...just a tiny tiny bit"
"See? Please my Lady just..." *takes a stick and tries to move her hair*
Swiftrunner: " I said backoff!!!"
"I see humans are still possessive selfish jerks even in feral form...."
Lady of the Forest: "Hmmm...the human and elf might have a point though. I might try a new haircut. In fact, I am going to make a new one now. Our interview is over then, thank you alot for your advice. Come swifty boy, come on."
Swiftrunner: "*pants* Yes milady".
"Zevran, you know what to do."
Zevran: "Already on it hehe"

Eherm, so folks, we just saw the Lady of the Forest herself and we gave her very useful advice!
And now, and I am sure many of you are going to raise eyebrows after hearing this, after the break, we will be having a desire demon with us! Oh come on, we all know that devil girls have always been a fantasy of ours!

     

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:04 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Taleroth wrote...

Alright, very creepy.

 Oh, that came out wrong.  I didn't mean Zev would work his magic on her that way.  He's the makeup artist for Miss Fereldon, isn't he? Oh my.  Not even Zevran would ever go there. 

I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

[XOGHunter246]

Lady of the forest is considered beautiful? guess if you are into vines and all lol

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:06 .

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

1. Is it? You sure about that? A corpse was human some time ago at least...
2. Desire Demons.
3. Shianni wins anyways, so it does not really matter who else takes part...

Modifié par Tirigon, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:08 .

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...
1. Is it? You sure about that? A corpse was human some time ago at least...
2. Desire Demons.
3. Shianni wins anyways, so it does not really matter who else takes part...

1. Yes, yes it is better.
2. Never thought about that. The concept with the epic hair always springs to mind for me.
3. No.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

Wha???? nonono.  Sex wasn't part of the package.  This contest is based on beauty and personality only, right?  I mean no respected host of a Miss Fereldon Beauty Pageant would ever have sex with the contestants, right?  

Sophia: This one will feed on any man who dares to touch me!!!

And Tirigon - Girls never come cheap

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
1. Is it? You sure about that? A corpse was human some time ago at least...
2. Desire Demons.
3. Shianni wins anyways, so it does not really matter who else takes part...

1. Yes, yes it is better.
2. Never thought about that. The concept with the epic hair always springs to mind for me.
3. No.

1. I think sex with wolfes is sort of perverted. Or with trees for that matter....:sick:
2. What concept?
3. Sacrilege! How dare you doubt Shianni´s victory?!

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

Wha???? nonono.  Sex wasn't part of the package.  This contest is based on beauty and personality only, right?  I mean no respected host of a Miss Fereldon Beauty Pageant would ever have sex with the contestants, right?  

Sure. KnightofPhoenix is a virgin, and he has taken vows to stay so, don´t you know?

Sophia: This one will feed on any man who dares to touch me!!!

And Tirigon - Girls never come cheap

Lol I know that. But usually you dont need to buy a crappy DLC for 6.99 to get them.

[KnightofPhoenix]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

Wha???? nonono.  Sex wasn't part of the package.  This contest is based on beauty and personality only, right?  I mean no respected host of a Miss Fereldon Beauty Pageant would ever have sex with the contestants, right?  

Sophia: This one will feed on any man who dares to touch me!!!

Precisely. How did I get misunderstood, I have no idea

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...
1. I think sex with wolfes is sort of perverted. Or with trees for that matter....:sick:
2. What concept?
3. Sacrilege! How dare you doubt Shianni´s victory?!

1. Worse with corpses. At least than trees. Do not bring bestiality into this *shakes fist*
2. files.bioware.com/dragonage/assets/media/creatures/desire_demon/concept_art/previews/concept-preview-1.jpg 
3. Elves don't count.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:19 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

[quote]Tirigon wrote...[quote]
Wha???? nonono.  Sex wasn't part of the package.  This contest is based on beauty and personality only, right?  I mean no respected host of a Miss Fereldon Beauty Pageant would ever have sex with the contestants, right?  
[/quote]
Sure. KnightofPhoenix is a virgin, and he has taken vows to stay so, don´t you know?[/quote]

[/quote]

That's actually true. I am a religious guy, as difficult as that may sound lol

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:20 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
I´m against Sophie Dryden. I dislike her because you have to pay for her.
However, I still have to defend her. Having a corpse is not really that much more creepy than having a tree, right? Or a girl that´s so hot that her hair burns....

Dendrophilia is better than necrophilia. And whose hair is on fire?

Wha???? nonono.  Sex wasn't part of the package.  This contest is based on beauty and personality only, right?  I mean no respected host of a Miss Fereldon Beauty Pageant would ever have sex with the contestants, right?  

Sure. KnightofPhoenix is a virgin, and he has taken vows to stay so, don´t you know?

Sophia: This one will feed on any man who dares to touch me!!!

And Tirigon - Girls never come cheap

Lol I know that. But usually you dont need to buy a crappy DLC for 6.99 to get them.

Sophia: This one is well-worth the cost of a freakin happy meal! 

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
1. I think sex with wolfes is sort of perverted. Or with trees for that matter....:sick:
2. What concept?
3. Sacrilege! How dare you doubt Shianni´s victory?!

1. Worse with corpses
2. files.bioware.com/dragonage/assets/media/creatures/desire_demon/concept_art/previews/concept-preview-1.jpg 
3. Elves don't count.

1. At least corpses dont feel pain. Wolfes do.
2. Cool, thx for the link.
3. Speciesism. We fight for equal rights in Ferelden. And anyways, in this show nothing counts but personality and ... certain female... features. Shianni wins in both aspects. No matter if she´s elfish or not.