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[KnightofPhoenix]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
OOOH, I like pandas.  *drool*

Other than posting a pic of me in a metal bikini (which I by the way will not do), you'll just have to take my word for it.

In such an event where you do decide to post such a picture. KnightofPhoenix's approval will go at maximum and can never decrease again. Effectively, he becomes like dog.

Again, just so you know

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

It´s quite a risk, approving to metal lingerie before you have seen the person wearing it. For all we know, amethyst_rose might as well be a 50year-old guy with a body obviously formed by beer. It´s the internet after all.

Nope.  5'4, 110 pound blonde female.  And nowhere near 50. thankyouverymuch.

In which case, an additional +5

And again thankyouverymuch.  

*sticks tongue out at Tirigon *

Want me to stalk you or what? No problem, just give me your address and I can start, I have holidays atm and, therefore, plenty of time to write love-letters to you. Ill require some pics first, though. In metal lingerie.

No, I already have one overly-excitable male I have to beat off with a stick, don't need another.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
No, I already have one overly-excitable male I have to beat off with a stick, don't need another.

See?
So forgive me that my approval does not reach infinity for your metal lingerie.

Modifié par Tirigon, 02 janvier 2010 - 11:37 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

[KnightofPhoenix]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I was joking about the metal lingerie. Don't get the wrong impression, I am truly a gentleman

I personally would have loved to make nuns go wild, but the Chantry doesn't permit it sadly. Leliana is as close as we get to a Chantry girl, without taking her vows.

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I'm here.... There's just only so much campaigning for Al and Zev (and Cullen) that a girl can do.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

Lets take Lily!!
She´s hot.
And to the lingerie: I have seen some on the Wacken Open Air, if you google for that you MIGHT have a chance to find it. Unfortunately, I forgot the name of the producer.....

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I'm here.... There's just only so much campaigning for Al and Zev (and Cullen) that a girl can do.

Tell me about it.  I just jump-started the thread over there to get it back on page one.  But there's not much else to say over there right now without one of Kerridan's hilarious post to fuel the fire (or at least fuel our silliness ).

[amethyst_rose2009]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I was joking about the metal lingerie. Don't get the wrong impression, I am truly a gentleman

I personally would have loved to make nuns go wild, but the Chantry doesn't permit it sadly. Leliana is as close as we get to a Chantry girl, without taking her vows.

I don't doubt you are a gentleman.  It's Tirigon we have to worry about.   He knows a little too much about metal lingerie.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

Lets take Lily!!
She´s hot.
And to the lingerie: I have seen some on the Wacken Open Air, if you google for that you MIGHT have a chance to find it. Unfortunately, I forgot the name of the producer.....

Jowan: You won't have my Lily.  I won't let you touch her!  *Casts wicked blood-mage spell at Tirigon and flees with Lily*

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I'm here.... There's just only so much campaigning for Al and Zev (and Cullen) that a girl can do.

Tell me about it.  I just jump-started the thread over there to get it back on page one.  But there's not much else to say over there right now without one of Kerridan's hilarious post to fuel the fire (or at least fuel our silliness ).

We could always try a "guest interview."

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

...........changing the subject off of me in metal lingerie.........besides I don't even know where to get that kind of thing, it's not like VS sells them or anything.........

Where are all the other ladies tonight?  Surely I'm not the only girl on the forums right now.  The Mister Fereldon thread is dead right now, so that's why I'm over here.  ........Umm, not that I don't enjoy the company of you fine, upstanding gentlemen or anything.

Alright, since Sophia didn't work out because you guys thought she was just too gross or whatever , what about a cute chantry chick.  You don't have one in the contest yet, do you?  The girl in Denerim that you can give Andraste's husband's whatever-it-was to, she's kind of cute.

I'm here.... There's just only so much campaigning for Al and Zev (and Cullen) that a girl can do.

Tell me about it.  I just jump-started the thread over there to get it back on page one.  But there's not much else to say over there right now without one of Kerridan's hilarious post to fuel the fire (or at least fuel our silliness ).

We could always try a "guest interview."

Oooh, that's sounds interesting.  But I'm going need some inspiration.  A little tired......long weekend.  I blame that silly hubby that I have to beat off with a stick.  All that stick-beating leaves a girl exhausted. 



Oooh, the way that came out.  Ooops, I didn't mean it that way. *turns red-faced and hides*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:12 .

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Jowan: You won't have my Lily.  I won't let you touch her!  *Casts wicked blood-mage spell at Tirigon and flees with Lily*

Tirigon casts Manaclash at Iowan ===> Iowan dies.
Tirigon wlks over to Lily: You didnt really LOVE that looser, right?
Lily: Hmm, guess i did. but only because i didnt know you then. You are so much more powerful, and your hair is amazing.... Hey, shall I teach you the chant, my dear?
Tirigon: Yes, but let´s do it in my room, these chapels are so cold and unfriendly....

(They kiss:kissing::kissing:, then walk off for <3<3<3<3<3)



Edit: After I´m done, you could interview ME. Would be interesting with Interviewer and questioned person played by different people. (But only after I´m done with Lily, she´s kinda cute, and she´s REDHAIRED!!!!<3<3<3)

Modifié par Tirigon, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:17 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Jowan: You won't have my Lily.  I won't let you touch her!  *Casts wicked blood-mage spell at Tirigon and flees with Lily*

Tirigon casts Manaclash at Iowan ===> Iowan dies.
Tirigon wlks over to Lily: You didnt really LOVE that looser, right?
Lily: Hmm, guess i did. but only because i didnt know you then. You are so much more powerful, and your hair is amazing.... Hey, shall I teach you the chant, my dear?
Tirigon: Yes, but let´s do it in my room, these chapels are so cold and unfriendly....

(They kiss:kissing::kissing:, then walk off for <3<3<3<3<3)

 lol.  I like Jowan but that was funny.  Lily really could have done better anyway.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

 lol.  I like Jowan but that was funny.  Lily really could have done better anyway.

Thanks, dear. Now will you interview me?

[KnightofPhoenix]

We are back folks, and now we will be recieving Branka shortly!
But before we do that, I have an announcement to make. A High Dragon by the name of Andraste and the cult who worship her have coerced their way into the competition. We could have kicked their butts of course, but we told ourselves, eh why not? So the dragon Andraste will be participating in Miss Ferelden 2009!

And now, let's take a look at Branka!
http://images4.wikia...1/1f/Branka.jpg

Dwarves are always welcome to compete on our show. They provide humor, eccentricity and a very down to Earth attitude hahahaha....get it? Anyways, Branka isn't the prettiest Dwarf around, but she is the only Paragon these days and that's gotta count for something....or at least that's what feminist critics whined about uugh. So, we got stuck with Branka. A dwarf with an attitude that makes full bearded drunken males sound like gentlemen, but with a brain rivalling that of the legendary Caridin himself. And an insanity surpassing both. 

Elevated as a noble, this dwarf doesn't seem to give a ****, so decided to go on a suicidal quest in search for the Anvil of the Void. She took her full house with her, but abandonned her husband! Don't try this at home girls! How did she come here you might ask? We just put fake evidence that the Anvil was in fact in our studio. That drew her as garbage draws a nug. Hopefully she doesn't kill us when she finds out it's not. But judge Oghren is here to ensure that she does not. He claims that he knows how to calm her.

So please, give a big round of applause to Branka!
Branka: "THE ANVIL IS MINE!!!!.......Where is it? Why is there an audience here? What is going on?!"
"Paragon Branka, please sit down. You are in the Miss Ferelden studio and I am your interviewer."
Branka: "Miss Ferelden? Studio? Interviewer?! You will tell me at once what is the meaning of this, unless you want me to feed you your butt cheeks! Is the Anvil here?"
"Eum...of course it is! The anvil is right here. And we are the...eum guardians, that's right."
Branka: "Oh I see. So that giant iron ass Caridin put you here in order to test my intellect and see if I am worthy of getting the anvil. And the so called audience is here in a pathetic attempt to give me stage fright. Ha! I don't give a sodding nug poo about them."
"Euuu.....right! You have it all figured out. How genius of you!"
Branka: "Just get on with it!"
"Certainly....so...Paragon Branka. Tell us about your quest to get the anvil. How did it start?"
Branka: "What kind of question is that? I just woke up and said to myself, hey why don't I do something stupid today. Seriously, what kind of question is that? I sought the anvil to restore the Dwarven empire and I took my house with me  as cannon fodder."
"But why didn't you take Oghren with you?"
Branka: "Because he can't even be a sodding cannon fodder."
Oghren: "Hey! I am right here woman!"
Branka: "How the hell did you get here? Baah, who cares. Next question. NOW!"
"Alright alright...eherm...I suppose you want the anvil to build golems right?"
Branka: "Yes, I was as stupid as you are. That's what I wanted to do with it. But I changed my mind after I met my Hespith. I decided I wanted to build...the biggest, longest, hardest IRON MADE STRAPON!! Muhahahaha!"
"What?!"
*Audience gasps in anguish*
Oghren: *drools, dreamy eyes*
*Everyone stares at Oghren*
Oghren: ".....What?..."
Branka: "I don't have time to waste on you. I sacrificed even Hespith to find that anvil and build my ultimate strapon! Now where is the anvil?! It's MINE!" *runs out*

......................................dwarves.
Let's hope Dagna isn't like that when we come back. 
*Glares at Oghren*
Oghren: "Seriously...what?"

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:59 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

 lol.  I like Jowan but that was funny.  Lily really could have done better anyway.

Thanks, dear. Now will you interview me?

Sorry, was busy over in the Mister Fereldon camp.  Those Fereldon boys are just so darn time-consuming (not that I mind ).

Me interview you?  *blushes*  I'll leave that one to Miss Kerridan herself.  She's the professional.  I'm just fillling in for the weekend.

But I have decided you would be the best one to interview Cullen.    We all have to be soldiers and pitch in while Kerridan's taking the day off.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

 lol.  I like Jowan but that was funny.  Lily really could have done better anyway.

Thanks, dear. Now will you interview me?

Sorry, was busy over in the Mister Fereldon camp.  Those Fereldon boys are just so darn time-consuming (not that I mind ).

Me interview you?  *blushes*  I'll leave that one to Miss Kerridan herself.  She's the professional.  I'm just fillling in for the weekend.

But I have decided you would be the best one to interview Cullen.    We all have to be soldiers and pitch in while Kerridan's taking the day off.

I count on you supporting my claim to get an interview (that is, if I survive my other interview)

[CREinstein]

Caridan beat her to the 'strap on', only with him it's a built in accessory, and it never goes limp... nuff said

[ash the rpgamer]

Leliana should win this hands down, i mean there isn't anyone as cute across all of ferelden, and thats not mentioning the voice, i am partial to a sexy french accent



plus when you 1st meet her theres a hilarious dialogue in which you can ask if her 'fruits' are forbidden XD

[Kohaku]

Oh snap! Strap ons?! Granted that does sound like something Branka would do. Poor Oghren.

[KnightofPhoenix]

ash the rpgamer wrote...

Leliana should win this hands down, i mean there isn't anyone as cute across all of ferelden, and thats not mentioning the voice, i am partial to a sexy french accent

plus when you 1st meet her theres a hilarious dialogue in which you can ask if her 'fruits' are forbidden XD

I am going to make a poll after I present all contestants and after I write the judge commentaries. Be sure to vote for Leli

[KnightofPhoenix]

CREinstein wrote...

Caridan beat her to the 'strap on', only with him it's a built in accessory, and it never goes limp... nuff said

Indeed, Caridin initially built the anvil specifically for this. As a smith nerd, he was always mocked for having a small one. But then he deicded to make golems, to avert suspicions.

[amethyst_rose2009]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

CREinstein wrote...

Caridan beat her to the 'strap on', only with him it's a built in accessory, and it never goes limp... nuff said

Indeed, Caridin initially built the anvil specifically for this. As a smith nerd, he was always mocked for having a small one. But then he deicded to make golems, to avert suspicions.

And he made himself into a 10-ft-tall golem, so he must have ended up having a very large........um ......oh what was that line the blonde girl said in Young Frankenstein?

[Kohaku]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

CREinstein wrote...

Caridan beat her to the 'strap on', only with him it's a built in accessory, and it never goes limp... nuff said

Indeed, Caridin initially built the anvil specifically for this. As a smith nerd, he was always mocked for having a small one. But then he deicded to make golems, to avert suspicions.

And he made himself into a 10-ft-tall golem, so he must have ended up having a very large........um ......oh what was that line the blonde girl said in Young Frankenstein?

~Snicker~ He has such a nice voice. Makes me wonder what he looks like. ~Dreams~