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[amethyst_rose2009]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
 I think Sialater and Kerridan need to help me out here.  Tirigon and KnightofPhoenix (well mostly Tirigon) just can't be trusted to act like gentlemen.  They need to be tamed.  Zev, bring the rope and whip.

Ooooh, intriguing. Can I watch?  

Umm, the rope and whips were for us girls to use on you and Tirigon to make you both behave.  And we're going to use blindfolds as well.

Yes I realise that. Except you won't do it on me, cause I am such a nice guy *puppy eyes*
I am simply gong to watch you disciplining Tirigon. He is the bad boy, you know that!
And with blindfolds? My interest deepens.

Alright, I'm a sucker for puppy dog eyes.  *thinks of Alistair's puppy dog eyes*   Oh, and I think while Tirigon is tied up we'll wax his chest hairs.

[Tirigon]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...
 I think Sialater and Kerridan need to help me out here.  Tirigon and KnightofPhoenix (well mostly Tirigon) just can't be trusted to act like gentlemen.  They need to be tamed.  Zev, bring the rope and whip.

Ooooh, intriguing. Can I watch?  

Umm, the rope and whips were for us girls to use on you and Tirigon to make you both behave.  And we're going to use blindfolds as well.

Yes I realise that. Except you won't do it on me, cause I am such a nice guy *puppy eyes*
I am simply gong to watch you disciplining Tirigon. He is the bad boy, you know that!
And with blindfolds? My interest deepens.

Alright, I'm a sucker for puppy dog eyes.  *thinks of Alistair's puppy dog eyes*   Oh, and I think while Tirigon is tied up we'll wax his chest hairs.

Planning treachery against me, lol. And you let KnightOfPhoenix get his will again. Now I really feel insulted...
I am a Gentleman too!

Edit: Come to think of it, just spare the blindfolds. I might like the rope, hehe:devil::devil:

Modifié par Tirigon, 03 janvier 2010 - 09:06 .

[mrofni]

Tirigon wrote...

Planning treachery against me, lol. And you let KnightOfPhoenix get his will again. Now I really feel insulted...
I am a Gentleman too!

Edit: Come to think of it, just spare the blindfolds. I might like the rope, hehe:devil::devil:

Fine then. Remove the blindfold. But once it is removed you cannot put it back on. You shall be forced to watch the Broodmother. It will last only a day, but it will be burned in your mind forever.

[Tirigon]

mrofni wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Planning treachery against me, lol. And you let KnightOfPhoenix get his will again. Now I really feel insulted...
I am a Gentleman too!

Edit: Come to think of it, just spare the blindfolds. I might like the rope, hehe:devil::devil:

Fine then. Remove the blindfold. But once it is removed you cannot put it back on. You shall be forced to watch the Broodmother. It will last only a day, but it will be burned in your mind forever.

Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

[Herr Uhl]

Tirigon wrote...
Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

But if you get glued together, you could achieve more nipples.

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

But if you get glued together, you could achieve more nipples.

Herr Uhl has been added to Global Banlist by Tirigon.

There. You had it coming.

[ReubenLiew]

Adding him on the banlist just makes it a challenge.

That is your first mistake.

[mrofni]

Tirigon wrote...

mrofni wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Planning treachery against me, lol. And you let KnightOfPhoenix get his will again. Now I really feel insulted...
I am a Gentleman too!

Edit: Come to think of it, just spare the blindfolds. I might like the rope, hehe:devil::devil:

Fine then. Remove the blindfold. But once it is removed you cannot put it back on. You shall be forced to watch the Broodmother. It will last only a day, but it will be burned in your mind forever.

Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

Yes, but someone has to be behind the blindfolds. And who is to say that they wouldn't just pass over the baton to the Broodmother to get back at you?

[amethyst_rose2009]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

But if you get glued together, you could achieve more nipples.

Omg, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.  I just got finished reading Wade's interview on the Mister Fereldon Show and didn't think I could laugh any harder but then I come here and see this!!!  Can't breathe..........can't stop laughing.......you people are killing me.   And yes, Zevran is definitely coming too.  You never know when a sneaky assassin might come in handy.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

But if you get glued together, you could achieve more nipples.

We still need tentacles though.
Any suggestions?

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tirigon wrote...
Always the Broodmother, lol. We were talking about me, amethyst_rose, KnightOfPhoenix, Kerridan and Sialater. Maybe Zevran, too. i doubt anyone of us looks like the broodmother.....

But if you get glued together, you could achieve more nipples.

We still need tentacles though.
Any suggestions?

I´ll make them. Out of old papers and hentai magazines. You´ll have to keep Zevran away from me, however, or he will stop me from destroying the magazines and take them to his tent.

[Sialater]

Uh, wait... for what did I get volunteered?

[Herr Uhl]

Sialater wrote...

Uh, wait... for what did I get volunteered?

You have no choice in the matter.

Edit: And it's for SCIENCE!

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 03 janvier 2010 - 10:22 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Uh, wait... for what did I get volunteered?

*tiptoes out of room quietly*

[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Uh, wait... for what did I get volunteered?

You have no choice in the matter.

Edit: And it's for SCIENCE!

Don't you have an action figure to go find?


Hey, Amethyst.... I have pics of the striptease and I'm not sharing.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Uh, wait... for what did I get volunteered?

You have no choice in the matter.

Edit: And it's for SCIENCE!

Don't you have an action figure to go find?


Hey, Amethyst.... I have pics of the striptease and I'm not sharing.

 Oh no.  I've made Sia mad at me with my thoughtless volunteering of her into our little Tirigon chest waxing foray. 

*goes off to cry on Alistair's shoulder*

[Sialater]

Chest hair should never be waxed. Stubble is worse.





Al's with me, remember? I rescued him.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Al's with me, remember? I rescued him.

Darn!   *thinks up evil scheme to get Al back*

Modifié par amethyst_rose2009, 03 janvier 2010 - 11:08 .

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Chest hair should never be waxed. Stubble is worse.

Not Ali's stubble - Ali's stubble's goooooood!!!! 

[Sialater]

Stubble on face = good. Stubble on chest.... ick.

[Herr Uhl]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Chest hair should never be waxed. Stubble is worse.

Not Ali's stubble - Ali's stubble's goooooood!!!! 

No.

[amethyst_rose2009]

Sialater wrote...

Stubble on face = good. Stubble on chest.... ick.

Oh, I get it now.  Yeah, I talked my husband into doing that once, lol.   It was nice at first, but he said there's was no way in hades he would ever do it again.  So, um, yeah chest stubble is gross.......... and painful.


And Herr Uhl - Ohhhhhhh, here's a shiny action figure, now leave me to my Alistair stubble.

[Sialater]

amethyst_rose2009 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Stubble on face = good. Stubble on chest.... ick.

Oh, I get it now.  Yeah, I talked my husband into doing that once, lol.   It was nice at first, but he said there's was no way in hades he would ever do it again.  So, um, yeah chest stubble is gross.......... and painful.


And Herr Uhl - Ohhhhhhh, here's a shiny action figure, now leave me to my Alistair stubble.

Yeah, getting rid of it is just too painful and too transitory.  Besides, I married my husband for everything.  Including the chest hair, why would I get rid of it?

Modifié par Sialater, 03 janvier 2010 - 11:52 .

[Herr Uhl]

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, getting rid of it is just too painful and too transitory.  Besides, I married my husband for everything.  Including the chest hair, why would I get rid of it?

You married him for his young age and fascination of action figures.

Edit: Cradlerobber!

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 04 janvier 2010 - 12:01 .

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

You married him for his young age and fascination of action figures.

What, are you implying that there are women who marry for OTHER reasons?

Modifié par ReubenLiew, 04 janvier 2010 - 12:01 .