You mean Isolde right? Teagan is a dude.
Miss Ferelden 2009!
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#28
Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 04:10
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I think I'll just exit the thread. Carry on folks.
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Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 04:15
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He is far to pretty to be taken out of consideration.
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Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 05:13
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And now ladies and gits, it's time to present our second contestant. The exotice, mysterious, creepy Morrigan!
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If you thought Leliana was scary, then take a hold of this beauty!
Morrigan has a tragic life. She was raised by Flemeth, the legendary witch of the forest, ever since she was a babe. She was taught a lot of valuable things by her...adoptive mother, things that all women should know. That include self-defense, sharp wit and of course cooking cooking cooking! To add on those basic requirements, she is also a witch and a shapeshifter, which is a good thing or a bad thing depending on how perverted you are!
She prizes herself over her looks, wits, her garments (or lack thereof), practicality and her decietfullness that puts even Leliana the bard to shame! (or at least that what she wants to believe). Her life in the forest was hard, brutal and...lonely. But we here in Miss Ferelden were outraged by the idea that a beauty such as this should live in a forest with no one to admire her! So we robbed her of her freedom, independence, and precious time just to give her the chance to be a woman for once and brought her here for you to see!
Let's interview our contestant!
"Morrigan, it is a great pleasure to have you here!"
Morrigan: "Of course it is"
"Haha...yeah....so, tell us about yourself"
Morrigan: "haha and what is it you expect me to say? That I want world peace? Or that I want global poverty to end? That I hate global warming? That some species are being extinct and this fact is tormenting me? haha You are a funny one."
"Eum thank you. So you are saying that you don't care about any of those things?"
Morrigan: "Tis exactly what I am saying. Only power has meaning."
".....right....does beauty have meaning for you then?"
Morrigan: "Of course silly man. Beauty is a part of power."
"Nice....very nice....about shapeshifting. Some in the audience have wondered whether you shapeshift during....delicate activities."
Morrigan: "Tis preposterous to ask that question. Most of you males are animals anyhow, so what's the problem with pleasuring a spider or a bear for a few moments hmmm?"
"Aaaaah, no problem...no problem at all....wait, stop don't turn into a rat please!"
Morrigan: "hihi Due to popular demands, I am also training to become a dragon. This should be most amusing"
"Yes yes, but I am afraid our time with you is over. It was a great delight seeing your tail...aah I mean...would you remove that tail tis most disturbing!"
Morrigan: "hihi Death to the chantry!"
Whew. And so ladies and gits, we've presented to you the lovely and very elegant Morrigan! And after a short break we....Templar what are you...? Where did the Templar go? Did....did Morrigan kill him? Oh.....eum, we will take a short break and then welcome our third contestant Isabella!
And for the people asking why Teagan wasn't in the show. You fools. Teagan is the show! That's right, he was the one who financed it all. And the winner of the show, and the runner up....in fact all of them, will be having a private meeting with Ferelden's greatest bachelor, Teagan!
http://www.breakitdo...ke-goth-emo.jpg
http://www.jasonchan...AO_morrigan.jpg
If you thought Leliana was scary, then take a hold of this beauty!
Morrigan has a tragic life. She was raised by Flemeth, the legendary witch of the forest, ever since she was a babe. She was taught a lot of valuable things by her...adoptive mother, things that all women should know. That include self-defense, sharp wit and of course cooking cooking cooking! To add on those basic requirements, she is also a witch and a shapeshifter, which is a good thing or a bad thing depending on how perverted you are!
She prizes herself over her looks, wits, her garments (or lack thereof), practicality and her decietfullness that puts even Leliana the bard to shame! (or at least that what she wants to believe). Her life in the forest was hard, brutal and...lonely. But we here in Miss Ferelden were outraged by the idea that a beauty such as this should live in a forest with no one to admire her! So we robbed her of her freedom, independence, and precious time just to give her the chance to be a woman for once and brought her here for you to see!
Let's interview our contestant!
"Morrigan, it is a great pleasure to have you here!"
Morrigan: "Of course it is"
"Haha...yeah....so, tell us about yourself"
Morrigan: "haha and what is it you expect me to say? That I want world peace? Or that I want global poverty to end? That I hate global warming? That some species are being extinct and this fact is tormenting me? haha You are a funny one."
"Eum thank you. So you are saying that you don't care about any of those things?"
Morrigan: "Tis exactly what I am saying. Only power has meaning."
".....right....does beauty have meaning for you then?"
Morrigan: "Of course silly man. Beauty is a part of power."
"Nice....very nice....about shapeshifting. Some in the audience have wondered whether you shapeshift during....delicate activities."
Morrigan: "Tis preposterous to ask that question. Most of you males are animals anyhow, so what's the problem with pleasuring a spider or a bear for a few moments hmmm?"
"Aaaaah, no problem...no problem at all....wait, stop don't turn into a rat please!"
Morrigan: "hihi Due to popular demands, I am also training to become a dragon. This should be most amusing"
"Yes yes, but I am afraid our time with you is over. It was a great delight seeing your tail...aah I mean...would you remove that tail tis most disturbing!"
Morrigan: "hihi Death to the chantry!"
Whew. And so ladies and gits, we've presented to you the lovely and very elegant Morrigan! And after a short break we....Templar what are you...? Where did the Templar go? Did....did Morrigan kill him? Oh.....eum, we will take a short break and then welcome our third contestant Isabella!
And for the people asking why Teagan wasn't in the show. You fools. Teagan is the show! That's right, he was the one who financed it all. And the winner of the show, and the runner up....in fact all of them, will be having a private meeting with Ferelden's greatest bachelor, Teagan!
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Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 05:44
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
And for the people asking why Teagan wasn't in the show. You fools. Teagan is the show! That's right, he was the one who financed it all. And the winner of the show, and the runner up....in fact all of them, will be having a private meeting with Ferelden's greatest bachelor, Teagan!
That marvelous bastard. Good show old bean!
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Posté 25 décembre 2009 - 05:46
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Commence the squee for Teagan.
In t-minus 5...
In t-minus 5...
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 12:17
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Great story, very funny. And so true, just like in reality, all those stupid questions. I really like your sarcasm, too.
Only downside: Shianni isnt a contestant. That´s sad, cause she is the most beautif... ehm, has the most interesting personality, I mean.
But guess it´s llike in Real Life: The best girls don´t take part.
Only downside: Shianni isnt a contestant. That´s sad, cause she is the most beautif... ehm, has the most interesting personality, I mean.
But guess it´s llike in Real Life: The best girls don´t take part.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 02:12
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Tirigon wrote...
Great story, very funny. And so true, just like in reality, all those stupid questions. I really like your sarcasm, too.
Only downside: Shianni isnt a contestant. That´s sad, cause she is the most beautif... ehm, has the most interesting personality, I mean.
But guess it´s llike in Real Life: The best girls don´t take part.
Just for you, we will also add Shiani to the list! And to avoid a mob of angry city elves as well.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 02:16
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Just for you, we will also add Shiani to the list! And to avoid a mob of angry city elves as well.
You really are a dear.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 02:49
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And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time we met Isabela!
http://images2.wikia...bela_image1.jpg
Hailing from Rivain she....Oh shut up you nationalist pigs, so what if she wasn't born in Ferelden hein? A woman is a woman regardless of where she comes from or what she decides to call herself, sheesh. Anyways. Hailing from Rivain, she is a rarity indeed. A pirate. And not only a pirate, but a pirate captain! She brought pillage, devastation and lawlessness to the seas of Thedas on board of her flagship, the Siren's call! Ain't that just lovely?!
Calling herself a duelist, this pirate wants to prove once and for all that her kind are better than ninjas. Possessing tremendous skill in swords and the like, she is a dominating presence over her crew, and by domination we mean all kinds of domination. But she is a generous dominatrix. Every once and a while she awards her crew with a pit stop to the Pearl, where they can finally act like real men with paid...professionals.
Ladies and gentlemen without further adue, please welcome Isabela!
"Aaaar matey, come sit next to me aaaar"
Isabela:"........."
"......you don't talk like that do you?"
Isabela:"No."
"Sorry...eherm....So Captain Isabela, how fare your adventures? Tell us about them."
Isabela: "Please, no need for titles, just call me by my name. Well I have been having a lot of fun boarding commerce ships, taking prisoners and treating them very very well. In fact, the prisoners are placed under my personal supervision.........yea"
"I-I see....lucky prisoners! hahaha...ha..h...eherm. Other than that, what else hav......why are you staring at me like that?"
Isabela: "Oh nothing....just thinking....picturing....are you planning to go out at sea someday?"
"I-i-i might....I am supposed to visit a cousin of mine....why?"
Isabela: *giggle* "See you on the way then" *wink"
"*gulps*....I i i i might not be able to go you see, too busy....yes that's it....eherm...."
Isabela: "be sure to bring your friends and family with you as well.....the more the merrier, wouldn't you agree?"
".....Is it just me or is the room too hot in here? Someone open the windows!....euuum....sure I will bring them with me....eum, sadly our interview is over and I really need to have a bathroom break because...cause....I just need to go there."
Isabela: "haha...ok"
So, we just met the lovely minx, Isabela! And I really need to go to the bathroom. After I am done, we will meet our next contestant Isolde!
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Hailing from Rivain she....Oh shut up you nationalist pigs, so what if she wasn't born in Ferelden hein? A woman is a woman regardless of where she comes from or what she decides to call herself, sheesh. Anyways. Hailing from Rivain, she is a rarity indeed. A pirate. And not only a pirate, but a pirate captain! She brought pillage, devastation and lawlessness to the seas of Thedas on board of her flagship, the Siren's call! Ain't that just lovely?!
Calling herself a duelist, this pirate wants to prove once and for all that her kind are better than ninjas. Possessing tremendous skill in swords and the like, she is a dominating presence over her crew, and by domination we mean all kinds of domination. But she is a generous dominatrix. Every once and a while she awards her crew with a pit stop to the Pearl, where they can finally act like real men with paid...professionals.
Ladies and gentlemen without further adue, please welcome Isabela!
"Aaaar matey, come sit next to me aaaar"
Isabela:"........."
"......you don't talk like that do you?"
Isabela:"No."
"Sorry...eherm....So Captain Isabela, how fare your adventures? Tell us about them."
Isabela: "Please, no need for titles, just call me by my name. Well I have been having a lot of fun boarding commerce ships, taking prisoners and treating them very very well. In fact, the prisoners are placed under my personal supervision.........yea"
"I-I see....lucky prisoners! hahaha...ha..h...eherm. Other than that, what else hav......why are you staring at me like that?"
Isabela: "Oh nothing....just thinking....picturing....are you planning to go out at sea someday?"
"I-i-i might....I am supposed to visit a cousin of mine....why?"
Isabela: *giggle* "See you on the way then" *wink"
"*gulps*....I i i i might not be able to go you see, too busy....yes that's it....eherm...."
Isabela: "be sure to bring your friends and family with you as well.....the more the merrier, wouldn't you agree?"
".....Is it just me or is the room too hot in here? Someone open the windows!....euuum....sure I will bring them with me....eum, sadly our interview is over and I really need to have a bathroom break because...cause....I just need to go there."
Isabela: "haha...ok"
So, we just met the lovely minx, Isabela! And I really need to go to the bathroom. After I am done, we will meet our next contestant Isolde!
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 03:38
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WHERE THE HELL IS ANORA?
Calm yourself young padawan. Soon she will appear.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 04:20
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th3warr1or wrote...
WHERE THE HELL IS ANORA?
Patience my eager friend. Patience.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 01:40
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Loving it, but where is Bella from Redcliffe? :S I read that if you dont help Redcliffe out she will die and come back as a zombie, thats just too awesome to be left out.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 03:29
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Just for you, we will also add Shiani to the list! And to avoid a mob of angry city elves as well.
Thanks, you are a nice fellow
Oh, btw, Why did you need to go to the bathroom after flirting wi.. ehm... interviewing Isabell? Was she really that hot? I found her rather unattractive to be honest....
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 04:26
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Tirigon wrote...
KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Just for you, we will also add Shiani to the list! And to avoid a mob of angry city elves as well.
Thanks, you are a nice fellow
Oh, btw, Why did you need to go to the bathroom after flirting wi.. ehm... interviewing Isabell? Was she really that hot? I found her rather unattractive to be honest....
It's not only looks. The way she talks and looks at the interviewer, body language in general, also help lol. Plus, she is a pirate captain.
Loving it, but where is Bella from Redcliffe? :S I read that if you dont help Redcliffe out she will die and come back as a zombie, thats just too awesome to be left out.
Really?
I didn't add Bella cause we know little about her.
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 04:30
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She's kissable in the game and serves free ale. What more do you need to know? 
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 04:38
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Residentz wrote...
She's kissable in the game and serves free ale. What more do you need to know?
Plus she is a redhead. Good point!
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 05:59
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And now ladies and gents, it is my honor to present to you, the Arlessa Isolde!
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Even though she is Orlesian (quite obviously so), she....someone please restrain Loghain, thank you.....She is married to the Arl of Redcliff, Eamon who is the brother of Teagan himself! Isolde is young, Eamon is old and Teagan is living in the same castle, you do the math! She also has a son, presumabely from Eamon, named Connor! That officially makes her a MILF!!
A highly protective mother, she is willing to do anything, and we do mean anything, to protect her son. Connor has been blessed / cursed with magical powers since birth, which further casts doubt over the identity of the father. Not willing to part with her son and send him to the Tower of Magi, she instead resorted to hiring a maleficarum to train her son, who apparently was an assassin hired by that man Loghain! That officially means that all of Redcliff's problems, including the placement of the Inn (on a cliff, that isn't right if you are drunk!), her fault!
But enough of that, please welcome Isolde!
"Chere chere Isolde, please take a seat."
Isolde: "It's ARLESSA!"
"Oh please I do beg your pardon Arlessa. Forgive my impolitness".
Isolde: "I shall tell TeaGANN ,euh I mean Eamonn about this."
"I am sorry....so, you are a mother. Tell us about the great responsabilities and joy of being a mother"
Isolde: "Oh Connor is my life. I would do anything for him, even put him in great danger just to protect him".
"I..I see. How very motherly of you....May I ask where is Connor now?"
Isolde" Oh he is here in the audience, right Connor?...Connor?....Connor?!...WAAAAAALLLLLTTT!!"
"Walt? Who is Walt?"
Isolde: "Oh sorry, I don't know why I said that. Where is my baby?!"
"I am sure he is in the bathroom somewhere. Anyways, alot of people have been wondering about your relationship with Teagan. Do you view him as a friend? Brother? Collegue?"
Isolde: "Oh TeaGAANN is...well he is TeaGAANN. I mean, how do I feel about TeaGAANN? Eum, well...just like TeaGAANN feels about me...you know."
"Yea I think I do. Oh wait...sorry it seems the security guy wants to whisper me something...what?...Connor has been run over by a horse? I thought they didn't exist."
Isolde: "WHAT?! OH CONNOR!!!" *runs out*
"Hehehe that never gets old"
So Ladies and Gents, it was with great pleasure and amusement that I presented Isolde!
And after the break, I shall be interviewing the mighty Cauthrien! Stay tuned!
http://images4.wikia.../9b/Arlessa.jpg
Even though she is Orlesian (quite obviously so), she....someone please restrain Loghain, thank you.....She is married to the Arl of Redcliff, Eamon who is the brother of Teagan himself! Isolde is young, Eamon is old and Teagan is living in the same castle, you do the math! She also has a son, presumabely from Eamon, named Connor! That officially makes her a MILF!!
A highly protective mother, she is willing to do anything, and we do mean anything, to protect her son. Connor has been blessed / cursed with magical powers since birth, which further casts doubt over the identity of the father. Not willing to part with her son and send him to the Tower of Magi, she instead resorted to hiring a maleficarum to train her son, who apparently was an assassin hired by that man Loghain! That officially means that all of Redcliff's problems, including the placement of the Inn (on a cliff, that isn't right if you are drunk!), her fault!
But enough of that, please welcome Isolde!
"Chere chere Isolde, please take a seat."
Isolde: "It's ARLESSA!"
"Oh please I do beg your pardon Arlessa. Forgive my impolitness".
Isolde: "I shall tell TeaGANN ,euh I mean Eamonn about this."
"I am sorry....so, you are a mother. Tell us about the great responsabilities and joy of being a mother"
Isolde: "Oh Connor is my life. I would do anything for him, even put him in great danger just to protect him".
"I..I see. How very motherly of you....May I ask where is Connor now?"
Isolde" Oh he is here in the audience, right Connor?...Connor?....Connor?!...WAAAAAALLLLLTTT!!"
"Walt? Who is Walt?"
Isolde: "Oh sorry, I don't know why I said that. Where is my baby?!"
"I am sure he is in the bathroom somewhere. Anyways, alot of people have been wondering about your relationship with Teagan. Do you view him as a friend? Brother? Collegue?"
Isolde: "Oh TeaGAANN is...well he is TeaGAANN. I mean, how do I feel about TeaGAANN? Eum, well...just like TeaGAANN feels about me...you know."
"Yea I think I do. Oh wait...sorry it seems the security guy wants to whisper me something...what?...Connor has been run over by a horse? I thought they didn't exist."
Isolde: "WHAT?! OH CONNOR!!!" *runs out*
"Hehehe that never gets old"
So Ladies and Gents, it was with great pleasure and amusement that I presented Isolde!
And after the break, I shall be interviewing the mighty Cauthrien! Stay tuned!
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 06:40
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Sorry there is only one I want, the lady elf keeper. Yummie!
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Posté 26 décembre 2009 - 06:42
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Too bad no Lanaya. She has such a cute baby face. Ah well still no Dalish love.
