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[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah, getting rid of it is just too painful and too transitory.  Besides, I married my husband for everything.  Including the chest hair, why would I get rid of it?

You married him for his young age and fascination of action figures.

Edit: Cradlerobber!

Hey, there's nothing wrong with marrying a younger man.

[Sialater]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

You married him for his young age and fascination of action figures.

What, are you implying that there are women who marry for OTHER reasons?

Money, good looks... chest hair.... action figures.... the chance to inherit the throne of a vaguely Germanic country....

[ReubenLiew]

I... my entire philosophy of life is shattered...

*sniffs*

I hope you're happy with yourselves.

[Herr Uhl]

Yes, yes we are.

[Sialater]

ReubenLiew wrote...

I... my entire philosophy of life is shattered...
*sniffs*
I hope you're happy with yourselves.

I'm just saying there's more to men than their action figures.

[Whisa]

ReubenLiew wrote...

I... my entire philosophy of life is shattered...
*sniffs*
I hope you're happy with yourselves.

All you gotta do is claim a title and get a box to put action figures in.

They'll chase you again in no time

[ReubenLiew]

Sialater wrote...

I'm just saying there's more to men than their action figures.

Lies!
*flees from thread crying*

[Tirigon]

Can we stop talking about chest hair? I was actually talking about something much better - a fivesome with bondage and all. And NO tentacles, got it? I dislike tentacles since I have seen my first hentai involving some, lol.

[ReubenLiew]

Chest hair is like having sex with a golden bodied Greek God, you hairless heathen!

[Tirigon]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Chest hair is like having sex with a golden bodied Greek God, you hairless heathen!

Greek gods should not be involved, either. I haven´t seen a Hentai with one yet, but I dislike them nevertheless.

[ReubenLiew]

Pfah, clearly your heathen head is mad. Greek Gods are clearly above and beyond the scope of any hentai.

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Pfah, clearly your heathen head is mad. Greek Gods are clearly above and beyond the scope of any hentai.

Really, I take that as a challenge! *goes off to the interwebs for investigation*

[Whisa]

Oh my god.



Hentai and Greek Gods. They're going to be combined in some unholy way and YOU brought this upon us.

[ReubenLiew]

And so the gears of my master plan grinds *steeples fingers*

[Herr Uhl]

Aha! Angelium!
Description:
You are an angel under Zeus and you'd better watch out, he's one horny bastard.

...sad that I found it in under 2 minutes. The world is a weird place.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 04 janvier 2010 - 01:11 .

[Tirigon]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Aha! Angelium!
Description:
You are an angel under Zeus and you'd better watch out, he's one horny bastard.

...sad that I found it in under 2 minutes. The world is a weird place.

Yea, go off and watch it. At least it doesn´t involve broodmother. Or maybe it does. It sounds japanese. And we all know they have some strange fantasies involving tentacles....

[ReubenLiew]

Heh, silly hentai and all their encompassing themes.

[Sialater]

Uh... wait... chest hair to horny Zeus? Holy hell of a hijack, Batman!

[Whisa]

It does exist.. holy.. wow.



Herr Uhl has resources at his disposal. I do not want to know of these resources.

[ReubenLiew]

Like a pure-bred terrorist, baby, and there ain't nothing you can do about it!

*lits up cigarette in a 1950s era noir flick*

[ReubenLiew]

Whisa wrote...

It does exist.. holy.. wow.

Herr Uhl has resources at his disposal. I do not want to know of these resources.

I believe it's called Google.
The one and true God of mankind.

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Heh, silly hentai and all their encompassing themes.

I think they should redefine rule 34 as: If it exists, there is hentai of it.

[Whisa]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Whisa wrote...

It does exist.. holy.. wow.

Herr Uhl has resources at his disposal. I do not want to know of these resources.

I believe it's called Google.
The one and true God of mankind.

No..  I'm pretty sure there's a deeper resource here.  Though google is quite good at giving you results.  I remember looking for something perfectly innocent when I was about 12...  I was never the same *sob*

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...
I believe it's called Google.
The one and true God of mankind.

*basks in the divine glory of google*

[ReubenLiew]

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Heh, silly hentai and all their encompassing themes.

I think they should redefine rule 34 as: If it exists, there is hentai of it.

God Bless the Japanese!