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amethyst_rose2009

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OMG, what have I started?  It started out innocently enough with Zev, 3 girls, rope, and Tirigon (well originally KnightofPhoenix was invited as well, but he just wanted to watch).  Now look what it's become........*blushes*

And no chest hair waxing?  Darn!  Could've been fun. Image IPB 

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ReubenLiew

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How could you? Those chest hair had lives, family, children!

You sick, sick woman! Depriving them of their lives and livelyhood for your own sick and twisted amusement and arousement!

For shame, woman, for shame!

#503
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ReubenLiew wrote...

How could you? Those chest hair had lives, family, children!
You sick, sick woman! Depriving them of their lives and livelyhood for your own sick and twisted amusement and arousement!
For shame, woman, for shame!


Inflicting pain on unsuspecting, blindfolded men, sounds interesting, no?

Zev approves + 50  Image IPB

#504
ReubenLiew

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Fascist!

We shall rain heavy revenge on you, Chest Hair Murderer! For this, you can count on it!

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Fascist!
We shall rain heavy revenge on you, Chest Hair Murderer! For this, you can count on it!


Oh fine then.  I wrote something for all you chest hair lovers on the Mister Fereldon thread.  So there. Image IPB

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I demand recompanse!

Preferably in the form of brownies and cookies!

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ReubenLiew wrote...

I demand recompanse!
Preferably in the form of brownies and cookies!


What, no action figures?  Not even this nice stone warrior statuette?  I'm sure I can find a spare somewhere....

Modifié par Sialater, 04 janvier 2010 - 02:08 .


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Herr Uhl

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ReubenLiew wrote...

I demand recompanse!
Preferably in the form of brownies and cookies!


Or scantily clad pictures of you in his pm-box.

(never forget to have a slightly creepy angle)

#509
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Only if those action figures are fully articulated!

Missed chance Herr Uhl, but such is life *nods*

#510
amethyst_rose2009

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Ok, here *hands bowl of brownies to all the men on the thread* for offending your hairy manliness.

Oh and, um, btw, if you start seeing Lucy in the sky with diamonds or flying pink pandas, that means you've had too many brownies.  Image IPB

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Only if those action figures are fully articulated!
Missed chance Herr Uhl, but such is life *nods*



Of course it is.  It even has kung fu action!

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*plays with Action figure and eats brownies*

This one is pleased.

#513
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It's got Duncan's beard, too. Looks just like him.

#514
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Sialater wrote...

It's got Duncan's beard, too. Looks just like him.


Griffon?

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Oh god. More Hentai. And I´m having to behave like a gentleman. That´s not fair.



And yes, google is great. I remember long ago in history lessons. We had to look for pictures of German chancellor Bismarck, we googled for it and eventually ended up on a turkish softporn site....

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Tirigon wrote...

Oh god. More Hentai. And I´m having to behave like a gentleman. That´s not fair.

And yes, google is great. I remember long ago in history lessons. We had to look for pictures of German chancellor Bismarck, we googled for it and eventually ended up on a turkish softporn site....



You couldn't do fun things like that with the library card catalogue.

#517
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Hentai was God's response to terrible american porn.

Some of us need something more than "Hey, it's the plumber, let's go do it."

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Hentai was God's response to terrible american porn.
Some of us need something more than "Hey, it's the plumber, let's go do it."


So you are saying that you actually care about the story and the setting?
hahahaha 

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Hentai was God's response to terrible american porn.
Some of us need something more than "Hey, it's the plumber, let's go do it."


as if there was story in hentai. Usually it´s like "I´m a schoolgirl, and you have tentacles in the form of dicks, rape me!"

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Of course! Terrible script, hilarious set ups, and cheesy lines are very important in good porn!

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Tirigon wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...

Hentai was God's response to terrible american porn.
Some of us need something more than "Hey, it's the plumber, let's go do it."


as if there was story in hentai. Usually it´s like "I´m a schoolgirl, and you have tentacles in the form of dicks, rape me!"


Clearly you haven't watched many hentai then. There are far, far worse and there are actually a lot more than are far more fun and awesome to watch/play.

-edit- Ok to clarify my point this is like condeming anime because SOME anime happen to be shoddily animated and have terrible dubbing. There are hundreds of anime that are terribly well done, with very engaging storylines that are excellently animated.

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ReubenLiew wrote...
Clearly you haven't watched many hentai then. There are far, far worse and there are actually a lot more than are far more fun and awesome to watch/play.


What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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You are right, I haven´t watched many hentai. The few i´ve seen were bad enough to scare me from the rest. I just don´t like tentacles. Or rape. It´s perverted. And at least the second one is a crime, too.

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Heh, tentacle rape. Good times, good times.

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Heh, tentacle rape. Good times, good times.


You, good man, are sick.