After a long break, which was due to Branka demolishing the studio, we are finally back folks! And now we will meet an adorable dwarf by the name of Dagna!
http://images3.wikia...7/NPC-Dagna.jpgFor all intents and purposes, Dagna is a geek. She studies something while perfectly knowing that she gains nothing material from it (couch like philosophy majors cough). As a Dwarf, she cannot use magic, as her kind is not linked to the Fade the same way others are. And yet she has an odd, purely academic, fascination for magic. She dreams to go to the Circle Tower, despite the great dangers, and abandon her caste, family, city and honor. All for the sake of learning something you can't use....why?
Daughter of Janar of the smith caste, Dagna still has smith skills that she thinks can prove useful for the Circle. Oh well, that's at least one person the Templars don't have to worry about. But all that doesn't matter. What matters is that she is cute! She is a redhead, of course we can't get enough of them, has a cute haircut and a small nose for a dwarf. She might be young, but we assure you she is not a minor, contrary to her appearance. So don't feel bad about yourself, you are not that perverted.
And now, please give a big round of applause to Dagna!
"Greetings miss Dagna, please take..a seat *Dagna struggles to get on her seat"....eum..haha let me help you with that *lifts and puts Dagna on the seat"...here we go haha"
Dagna: "Thank you! By the stone why do you humans have to make such big tall seats?"
"We have big asses, what can we do. So Dagna. I understand you are fascinated about magic. Why is that, considering you are a dwarf?"
Dagna: "I am fully aware that Dwarves cannot use magic, as explained in the treatise of Dwarves and magic in particular in chapter 5 and 6. That doesn't mean I cannot study it. It is very interesting how some people can create something out of seemingly nothing. In many ways, magic is to you people what our skill with the stone is to us Dwarves".
".......Eum....of course. I concur......ergo...you are correct..eherm. What is it you expect to gain however?"
Dagna: "Knowledge! Adventure. What more do I need to get? Life in Orzammar is boring and rigid. I crave excitment!"
"Ah, now we are getting somewhere! Excitment. What kind of excitment do you expect and seek?"
Dagna: "Well to test theories of mine. For instance, I have read that the Tevinter Magocracy determined that magic is inherited by parents. I wish to see where this magic come from. It might be harder for me to test a female, but I can very well test a male and see if and how that magic comes from the reproductive parts and generative gland"
"........you mean to say that some men have magical....balls?"
Dagna: "You can say that. Something in the generative gland, or balls as you call them, must generate a small frequency of magical reproductive cells."
"....magical...******...."
Dagna: "Eum....yea"
"Hmmm.....well....eum...I don't know why, but I have been feeling magical..lately...down there. I don't know."
Dagna: "Really!? Awesome! Can I take a look?"
"Certainly!...For purely scientific intentions of course. But we will have to do so in private, I don't want too many people studying my....generative gland..."
Dagna: "Deal! Oh this is going to be sooo exciting!!"
As you can see ladies and gentlemen, I have always devoted my time and body for the sake of science and learning. I happen to enjoy it......So I will be off doing that.
After we come back, we are all going to be risking our lives while interviewing the Dragon Andraste and her....what was it? Champion? Yea right more like her **** Kolgrim. Stay tuned!
Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 05 janvier 2010 - 10:33 .
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