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#601
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
@ Kerridan. Don't make her pass out! She needs to...study now!  


Aw. But I like her. Wanted to keep her and stuff. ~Lets her go~ Go... go back to your... tests in the tower. :(


Actually, she has tests in the studio. In the interviewer's room.
 
@ Herr. Counting on that Image IPB


I shall crash it then. With my giant mace! Beware Dagna!

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Hmmm... Dagna.
If you close your eyes and concentrate hard enough, it's like you're holding a japanese schoolgirl.
Hmmmm...

Modifié par ReubenLiew, 05 janvier 2010 - 11:04 .


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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
@ Kerridan. Don't make her pass out! She needs to...study now!  


Aw. But I like her. Wanted to keep her and stuff. ~Lets her go~ Go... go back to your... tests in the tower. :(


Actually, she has tests in the studio. In the interviewer's room.
 
@ Herr. Counting on that Image IPB


I shall crash it then. With my giant mace! Beware Dagna!


But the interviewer is helping her with her research!
She wants to see if he has magical generative glands and if they produce magical reproductive cells....

Oghren, please create a giant gas cloud at the entrance of the room.
Oghren: "hehe sure thing boss" 

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Hmmm... Dagna.
If you close your eyes and concentrate hard enough, it's like you're holding a japanese schoolgirl.
Hmmmm...


And we know how much they love magic books and school...

~Goes back to watching Bible Black~

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All we need now is for her magical transformation sequence!

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Hmmm... Dagna.
If you close your eyes and concentrate hard enough, it's like you're holding a japanese schoolgirl.
Hmmmm...


And we know how much they love magic books and school...

~Goes back to watching Bible Black~

@Knight - Puts down her mace. As long as it's for research....

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ReubenLiew wrote...

All we need now is for her magical transformation sequence!


Like the twenty minute ones Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts do? I love that show.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But the interviewer is helping her with her research!
She wants to see if he has magical generative glands and if they produce magical reproductive cells....

Oghren, please create a giant gas cloud at the entrance of the room.
Oghren: "hehe sure thing boss" 


But no hanky-panky, otherwise you know the consequences.

You'd be neutered in below 3 seconds :mellow: <- how serious I am.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 05 janvier 2010 - 11:12 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
But the interviewer is helping her with her research!
She wants to see if he has magical generative glands and if they produce magical reproductive cells....

Oghren, please create a giant gas cloud at the entrance of the room.
Oghren: "hehe sure thing boss" 


But no hanky-panky, otherwise you know the consequences.

You'd be nudered in below 3 seconds :mellow: <- how serious I am.


Naa, she needs fresh, functioning glands.
And her study of the reproductive cells will require the stimulation of the reproductive part that must result in an ejaculation, so she can study the....fluid and if it has magical properties.
She is eager and quite willing to do this herself. By any means necessary I might add....

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Phoenix is right.

Now proceed, Dagna, daddy needs to see you pass, baby.

#611
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...You fiend.



3 separate cells of the crows are now scouting the most efficient way to kill you.

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It was totally worth it.

#613
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Herr Uhl wrote...

...You fiend.

3 separate cells of the crows are now scouting the most efficient way to kill you.


Even as we speak, Zevran has been sent to negotiate with them. If they make an exception and annul the contract, we will encourage Dagna to test the reproductive parts of every single one of them.
After she is done with me of course. And of course any scientist must know that a single experiment and test must be done several times. Image IPB 

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Do it the good of science, Dagna!

Can I be her tutor later?

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You are now on my list of mortal enemies, together with Cammen and The Angry One.



Beware.

#616
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Cammen. Poor kid. He gets hated on by everyone doesn't he. Guess it's those cheeks.

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ReubenLiew wrote...

Do it the good of science, Dagna!
Can I be her tutor later?


Do you vow to devote your time, body and fluids for the sake of science?
Do you vow to do exactly as Dagna says, regardless of how weird it may sound?
Do you vow to let her use all her 5 senses in her research? (yes, she can actually hear it, if you aim well).
If so, then welcome aboard our quest for knowledge!

@ Herr.
Well being listed with the Angry One is not something I mind. But Cammen? Seriously? I can assure you he wouldn't last a sec when he is put with the likes of me and the Angry one (especially her).

#618
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I do!

For the sake of Science I do pledge myself wholly and fully to the pursuit of knowledge, I lay myself on the altar of study, for the good of mankind!

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ReubenLiew wrote...
For the sake of Science I do pledge myself wholly and fully to the pursuit of knowledge, I lay myself on the altar of study, for the good of mankind!


You do know that the one that will procure your test is the commoners mom. Whilst insulting you.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...
For the sake of Science I do pledge myself wholly and fully to the pursuit of knowledge, I lay myself on the altar of study, for the good of mankind!


You do know that the one that will procure your test is the commoners mom. Whilst insulting you.


I heard some people like to be insulted. They find it stimulating.

#621
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

ReubenLiew wrote...
For the sake of Science I do pledge myself wholly and fully to the pursuit of knowledge, I lay myself on the altar of study, for the good of mankind!


You do know that the one that will procure your test is the commoners mom. Whilst insulting you.


I heard some people like to be insulted. They find it stimulating.


I figured he'd like it.

#622
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Shh, quiet you fool, you'll blow my cover!

#623
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Ooops sorry. But you make it too obvious.

#624
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I do it all the time. He just screams for more each time. ~Shrug~

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Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

I do it all the time. He just screams for more each time. ~Shrug~


Intriguing.
You actually do all of it...including the insulting?