We are back! And as you may have noticed, we moved our studio outdoors in order to accomodate our contestant, the High dragon called Andraste! I still can't believe we are doing this!
http://images2.wikia...a/Dragons_2.jpgOh, and acting as her translator and agent is the cultist Kolgrim!
http://images4.wikia...NPC-Kolgrim.jpgPlease make sure you read the brochures about evacuation, fire extinguishers and the like in case of emergency, thank you. Because Andraste is one big mean high dragon. One who enjoys being worshipped by mad mountain men. Kolgrim created a cult that believes that this high dragon is the reincarnation of Andraste herself, who came back to....prove she is the most beautiful? Had a fight with the Maker? I have no idea. But they believe she came back and are fanatically loyal to serve and...pleasure her.
She currently resides at the Frostback Mountains, near the village of Haven where her worshippers hail from. Apparently, according to Kolgrim, she seeks to pour her dragon blood on the ashes of her prievous body, in order to fully manifest and....does that make any sense? Suddenly the Chantry doesn't sound so bad now. Anyways, her cult is also xenophobic, they dislike strangers. Probably because they are ashamed to reveal their dragon fetish to the whole world! I think they can get along with the darkspawn quite nicely.
Anyways,....Andraste doesn't seem to be here now, so please welcome Kolgrim!
"So Kolgrim, where is Andraste?"
Kolgrim: "The great Andraste is now tending to her natural needs. She will come and allow us to bask in her glory soon!"
"I see. So in the meantime, tell us how you met Andraste."
Kolgrim: "That day was the greatest day of my life!! I felt enlightment and glory! One day, I was walking in the mountains, depressed and crushed by personal problems, when suddenly the Great Andraste revealed herself to me and chose me as her champion!! After I have proven myself of course."
" Proven yourself how?"
Kolgrim: "SILENCE! Here she comes! Oh Andraste, we bow before you!"
*Andraste flies down, sits near Kolgrim*
Andraste: *Roar!!*
Kolgrim: "She says hi"
"Oh....eum....Hi *grin*"
Andraste: *roar, spreads wings*
Kolgrim: "She is very glad to be here. This is her first public appearance. Her first revelation!! Bask in her glory!!"
"...Sure....how the hell do you understand her??"
Kolgrim: "I tasted Dragon blood...and other Dragon enhancing parts. This gave me the power, the privilege! To understand our Beloved Andraste!! I am very honored!!!"
"Ok ok calm down, no need to shout!"
"Very well!!!"
Andraste: *Small roar"
"....Wait...is she blushing?"
Kolgrim: "Despire her radiant, beautiful, sexy ah I mean sublime form, Andraste is a shy woman at heart. Isn't that so my dear Andraste?"
Andraste: "turns her gaze in a shy manner"
"How....cute....evidently you two are close to each other."
Kolgrim: "I am nothing more than her servant and slave! Who will stop at nothing to please her!! I would do anything for Andraste!!"
Andraste: "Small roar, gently wraps her tail around Kolgrim*
".....This is ****ed up, you know that?"
Kolgrim: "YOU KNOW NOTHING!!! ONLY I CAN SATISFY HER!!! ONLY I AM BIG ENOUGH!!"
Andraste*: *wraps tail tighter around Kolgrim and then suddenly flies off with him somewhere"
"................................."
....Well.....well well well.....I don't know what to say.....cute? Adorable? Lovely? ****ed up?!?!
Brrrrr. Anyways, we will meet Shale after the break. Stay tuned!
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