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[Grommash94]

This thread is awesome!

[Thomas9321]

I chortled loudy at the Isolde bit. It was epic.

[XOGHunter246]

Lol thanks for this made me laugh so much, Where is the dog? 

Modifié par XOGHunter246, 26 décembre 2009 - 08:19 .

[mrofni]

You don't know its a girl! It has no gender.

[Gold Dragon]

Dog is Male, and is reffered to as such thru the game.

[KnightofPhoenix]

mrofni wrote...

You don't know its a girl! It has no gender.

Right, because if it was a girl, having a dog as Miss Ferelden would have been perfectly ok

[XOGHunter246]

Isolde is there so remove her then if no dogs allowed.

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

mrofni wrote...

You don't know its a girl! It has no gender.

Right, because if it was a girl, having a dog as Miss Ferelden would have been perfectly ok

It would be the first time a Miss has ever been chosen for her superior intellect instead of for the size of her upper part of the body. It would also be the first time a Miss wishes for something that is likely to come true - such as a nice, well-tasting ox bone - instead of peace on earth.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

mrofni wrote...

You don't know its a girl! It has no gender.

Right, because if it was a girl, having a dog as Miss Ferelden would have been perfectly ok

It would be the first time a Miss has ever been chosen for her superior intellect instead of for the size of her upper part of the body. It would also be the first time a Miss wishes for something that is likely to come true - such as a nice, well-tasting ox bone - instead of peace on earth.

Which is preciely why we can't have dog in the competition

[DragonRageGT]

Wonderful thread! The whole of if! Now, if I may suggest, don't leave Miss Teen South Amaranthine out of it!

Q: Recent pools have shown that a 5th Fereldians can't locate Ferelden on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss Teen South Amaranthine answers a question!

"I personally believe that Fereldians are unable to do so because huh, some... people out there in our nation don't have maps! I believe that our education like such as in South Antiva and the Par Vollen everywhere, like such as and I believe that they should... our education over here in Ferelden should help the Ferelden, should help South Antiva and the Par Vollen and the far east countries of Thedas, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children!"


(The song of Miss Teen South Amaranthina)

Modifié par RageGT, 27 décembre 2009 - 03:41 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

RageGT wrote...

Wonderful thread! The whole of if! Now, if I may suggest, don't leave Miss Teen South Amaranthine out of it!

Q: Recent pools have shown that a 5th Fereldians can't locate Ferelden on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Miss Teen South Amaranthine answers a question!

"I personally believe that Fereldians are unable to do so because huh, some... people out there in our nation don't have maps! I believe that our education like such as in South Antiva and the Par Vollen everywhere, like such as and I believe that they should... our education over here in Ferelden should help the Ferelden, should help South Antiva and the Par Vollen and the far east countries of Thedas, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children!"


(The song of Miss Teen South Amaranthina)

She is my source of inspiration for this thread

[Tirigon]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

mrofni wrote...

You don't know its a girl! It has no gender.

Right, because if it was a girl, having a dog as Miss Ferelden would have been perfectly ok

It would be the first time a Miss has ever been chosen for her superior intellect instead of for the size of her upper part of the body. It would also be the first time a Miss wishes for something that is likely to come true - such as a nice, well-tasting ox bone - instead of peace on earth.

Which is preciely why we can't have dog in the competition

Well, ok. I see your point there. Admittedly, you just took every hope I might ever enjoy such an event from me.:(

[KnightofPhoenix]

.....Ok, maybe, we will have dog as a special guest.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 27 décembre 2009 - 04:08 .

[XOGHunter246]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

.....Ok, maybe, we will have dog as a special guest.

Thank You 

[TrinityDivine]

This is awesome BUT I think you are discriminating against the dorfs.



We want Branka!

[KnightofPhoenix]

TrinityDivine wrote...

This is awesome BUT I think you are discriminating against the dorfs.

We want Branka!

Oh right, how can I forget her?!

Consider Branka added!

[Kohaku]

This is wonderful. I can't wait to see Anora's questions. She wins all.

[mrofni]

Anora is a ****. In my opinion, a bigger one then Isolde. Isolde is at least caring for her child, and has a sexy accent.

[XOGHunter246]

Goldanna? seen as you adding Branka!

[BushidoForgotten]

Shale is supposedly female...are there anatomical requirements for this?

[KnightofPhoenix]

After this long break, I am sure you folks are anxious to see Ser Cauthrien!
http://images1.wikia...r_Cauthrien.jpg

Loghain's mighty assistant, this female knight has brough terror and devastation to all those who dare even question her master, or possess Orlesian heritage. In fact, she is so powerful that many in the audience have asked themselves: How come she is even harder than the Archdemon?! But she is a merciful foe. Despite the fact that she can beat you senselessly and with ease till you are at her mercy, she decides to emprison you instead of finishing you off!

Despite her devotion, which many doubt is pure in nature, to Loghain, she questions his sanity on rare occasions, but is too attached to him to do anything about it. We are still trying to make Loghain reveal his secret, but to no avail! Her devotion and loyalty earned her the Summer sword and a title (Ser, how lame is that?). But behind all that badassery and suit of armor, there is still a woman inside. One worthy of being a canditate in Miss Ferelden 2009!

Please welcome Cauthrien! (And prepare me a crapload of potions just in case!)

"Ser Cauthrien, what a great honor to have you here with us!"
Cauthrien: "The honor is all mine"
"Finally a greeting done right in this show! So, Ser...many have wondered how you are so good at fighting."
Cauthrien: "As a peasant girl during the Orlesian ocupation, I learned to defend myself. Then I met Loghain, euh I mean Teyrn Loghain Mac Tyre. He taught me how to fight and lead men"
"I see. The Teyrn obviously trusts you alot, as his lieutenant"
Cauthrien: "More than just a lieutenant."
"Hmmm care to clarify that?"
Cauthrien: "Well I also cook for him. Clean his house. Wash the dishes. Kill bad guys. Wash his clothes. Tuck him to bed. Help him with his hair. I do alot of things for Loghain".
"Wow, that almost sounds as if you are married to him"
Cauthrien: *blush* "Oh no not at all....just being his assistant....that's all"
"Well doesn't he at least...show you his appreciation?"
Cauthrien: "What do you mean?...Oh...eum no...he doesn't actually....he doesn't....."
"Are you ok?"
Cauthrien: "It's all because of that **** Anora! I hate her!! WAi ttill I get my hands on..."
"This is GOLD!!"
Loghain: "Silence!! That's enough! You've had your fun interviewer person, now it's time to end this nonsense!"

HAHA! This show has everything! Sex, violence and scandal!!
Stay tuned for Anora ladies and gentlemen! I am sure we will have all of the above when she comes here!

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 28 décembre 2009 - 12:17 .

[ReubenLiew]

*Starts a chant* Cauthrien! Cauthrien!



If she doesn't win, that's a lot of dead people in the future, methinks. Best to keep on her good side.

[Herr Uhl]

Anora not accepting getting a new mommy. The insolence! *shakes fist*

[XOGHunter246]

I think Loghain has a stalker

[ReubenLiew]

It doesn't count if you're useful!