And now ladies and gentlemen, this is the begining of the end!
We will now listen to what the judges have to say about each contestant. We will take a break each time 4 contestants have been reviewed.
And now, please, give a big round of applause to our judges!
Teagan!
Loghain!
Sten!
Oghren!
Zevran!
The Grand Oak!
"Judges welcome!
First, let us hear an introductory statement by each of the judges! Teagan, will you do the honors?"
Teagan: "Why certainly my friend. I must say this was an excellent year for our show. All of our contestants are beautiful. Every single one of them. However, just like there can only be one Mister Ferelden, which is yours truly, so too can there be only one Miss Ferelden. And that decision is left to the wisdom of the people! Enjoy and use this responsability wisely!"
"That was excellent! Thank you. Loghain what about you?"
Loghain: "I think not even Cailan would have made such a waste of time. Instead of assembling our forces and strenghtening our defenses against a returning Orlais, we decide it's the perfect time for Ferelden to have a "Miss" elected. How lovely hmph"
"Eum...thank you. Sten what about you? Tell us what you think of this year's contestants!"
Sten: "No."
"....alright....Oghren buddy, save the day will ya!"
Oghren: "*scoffs and laughs* Asschabs! hahaha"
".....ok....Zevran?"
Zevran: "Why this show is marvelous. So full of exquisite, exotic, sensational, seductive beauties. Makes me mad with desire and lust! It's quite a wonder I haven't done all of them...twice."
"Interesting. And Elder tree, what about you?"
Grand Oak: "This old one is humbled by the mortal asking its verdict. Those beauties are of the kind that makes one an addict"
"How nice!"
And now, it's time to judge the contestants!!
First stop, Leliana!!
"Judge Teagan?"
Teagan: "I am addicted to redheads. Many such redheads can testify to this. But Leliana has eyes with them. And an Orlesian accent. You know I dig those.
"Wonderful! Loghain?"
Loghain: "She is from Orlais. Enough said."
"Ok...Sten?"
Sten: "No. And for the record, I am not a softie."
"Cool! Oghren?"
Oghren: "hehe what kinda sodding question is that? I would love to don the velvet hat with her hahaha"
"Superb! Zevran?"
Zevran: "The fact that she is an assassin, seductress and a bard posing as a Chantry priest makes even an Antivan crow such as myself melt away."
"Awesome! Grand Oak?"
Gran Oak: "This young one, with the beautiful voice, believes she hears the maker. She also makes this elder tree want to dance in a whole acre."
That was stupendous!
Next is Morrigan!
"Teagan, if you please?"
Teagan: "I have always had a preference for the exotic. The wild. The kind that are hard to tame, but dangerously sweet! I approve."
"Great. Loghain?"
Loghain: "She is a witch. A witch that scares me to be honest."
"I see. Sten?"
Sten: "No."
"Right. Oghren?"
Oghren: "mmm the things I would do to her haha. Just as long as she doesn't turn into a bleeding nug! Least I want is to be a sodding nug humper hehe"
"Hmm. Zevran?"
Zevran: "Morrigan is the definition of exoticeness and wildness! What a shame that she had to live in the forest where she can only be admired by animals."
"Indeed! Tree?"
Grand Oak: "Behold the beauty that is the wild. Harsh, yet pure and with a temperament not so mild".
This is going well!
Now it's time for Isabela!
"Judges, what is your verdict? Teagan?"
Teagan: "A pirate. You hear me, a pirate!! Who doesn't love a pirate? Pirates are so much better than ninjas, it's proven."
"Eum good. Loghain?"
Loghain: "She isn't even from Ferelden! How come she is even a contestant here?!"
"Typical. Sten?"
Sten: "No."
"Of course. Oghren?"
Oghren: "haha finally a surfacer not afraid of triple threats haha or fatal four ways hehe or royal rumbles even haha"
"Nice. Zevran?"
Zevran: "haha she is an old "acquaintance" of mine if you get my meaning haha. As my smelly friend pointed out, she is indeed unafraid of anything. Haha the saucy minx!"
"Oh yea. Oak?"
Grand Oak: "A terror of the sea surpassing its tides. The fools messing with her should not expect to leave with their hides."
Wonderful!
Next is Isolde!
"Teagan, have you something to say?"
Teagan: "huh?..eum...are you implying that I have something to do with Isolde? Because I don't! And Connor is not my child! And I certainly did my make fun of my brother while doing something with Isolde!"
"....ok....Eum, Loghain?"
Loghain: "Orlesian."
"Of course. And Sten? I guess it's a no?
Sten: "Yes."
"Yes as in you will say something?"
Sten: "No."
"Obviously. Oghren?
Oghren: "Her voice is sodding annoying!! I might go berzerk on her! hahahah which would make me alot more efficient hehe"
"I see. Zevran?"
Zevran: "I have no problem with her accent. It makes her more exotic, thus more desirable. That, my friend, is a good thing."
"Mmhmm. Elder?"
Grand Oak: "Willing to do anything to save her own son. Her voice is scorching with the intensity of a thousand sun."
"Lovely! And now ladies and gents, we will return after the break and see what the judges think about the rest! Stay tuned!"
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