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[XOGHunter246]

ReubenLiew wrote...

It doesn't count if you're useful!

Good point lol anyway looking forward to seeing Anora's one.

[Few87]

You never thought that even though this is meant as a joke it might still be a little offensive.......

[Herr Uhl]

Just because she always brings a lock of Loghains hair with her at all times, she isn't a stalker.



And Loghain is not aware of said lock of hair.

[ReubenLiew]

Offensive to whom, exactly?

[XOGHunter246]

Few87 wrote...

You never thought that even though this is meant as a joke it might still be a little offensive.......

What was offense? if it was I doubt he meant it to be tho.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Few87 wrote...

You never thought that even though this is meant as a joke it might still be a little offensive.......

I do apologise if it was offensive to you.
But this is, imo, just as offensive to males (portraying them as careless, insensitive and chauvinistic).

[SarEnyaDor]

This whole thread offends me because it keeps bumping the Alistair Love thread down!!



*runs away*

[Herr Uhl]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

This whole thread offends me because it keeps bumping the Alistair Love thread down!!

*runs away*

You'd better keep running! *fistshake for good measure*

[Few87]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Few87 wrote...

You never thought that even though this is meant as a joke it might still be a little offensive.......

I do apologise if it was offensive to you.
But this is, imo, just as offensive to males (portraying them as careless, insensitive and chauvinistic).

Fair enough, I have been drinking though and therfore i am feeling especially militant feminist!  and have nothing better to do than comment here lol :innocent:

[ReubenLiew]

I thought women loved bumping Alistair down?

[XOGHunter246]

SarEnyaDor wrote...

This whole thread offends me because it keeps bumping the Alistair Love thread down!!

*runs away*

It is where it belongs 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Few87 wrote...
Fair enough, I have been drinking though and therfore i am feeling especially militant feminist!  and have nothing better to do than comment here lol :innocent:

haha yea I understand.

SarEnyaDor wrote...

This whole thread offends me because it keeps bumping the Alistair Love thread down!!

*runs away*

That's right, you run away! It's time for us guys to have some fun around here for a change! (jk)

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

I thought women loved bumping Alistair down?

They do not want us to share in that fun.

[ReubenLiew]

Well, we didn't want him anyway! *pouts*

[ozenglish]

As a sucker for redheads, where is Bella, barmaid, and in one playthrough of mine, now bar owner and business girl? btw the thread made me laugh pretty hard. Especially the shapeshifting during intimacies moment, that pretty much made my reading highlight on here for the day lol.

[Sialater]

Herr Uhl wrote...

SarEnyaDor wrote...

This whole thread offends me because it keeps bumping the Alistair Love thread down!!

*runs away*

You'd better keep running! *fistshake for good measure*

Here, have a white runestone.


On another note, I really don't see how this is offensive.

Modifié par Sialater, 28 décembre 2009 - 03:36 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Now ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to welcome, the one and only Queen of Ferelden, Anora!
http://images3.wikia...61005!Anora.jpg

Daughter of Teyrn Loghain and wife of King Cailan, Anora quickly asserted herself as the true ruler of Ferelden in the past five years. Yes, we were all wondering how Cailan managed to even live for those five years, and the answer is Anora. That's right, she practically did everything of importance and anything that involved an intellectual requirement that Cailan sorely lacked. In addition, she also used to tell him bed time stories about how a young prince named Cailan managed to conquer the world and kill many dragons.

So what if she is a smart, tough Queen? She is still a woman, thus elligible to be a candidate in our show! In fact, she was the one who invited herself to appear on the show....we couldn't refuse, of course! She loves being the center of attention, in addition to doing everything by herself. As you can probably tell, she is truly Loghain's daddy's girl. Makes her even more frightening, doesn't it? In a good way of course. And...wait...what? She isn't willing to wait any longer so I should STFU and get on with it?.... 

But enough delay! Please welcome your Queen! Queen Anora!

"My Queen, it is a sublime honor for..."
Anora: "And it is quite certainly not for me. Why wasn't I the first canditate to be interviewed? Have the producers lost their mind? Everyone knows that the interest of the audience goes down during the middle period. I absolutely refuse."
"....Euh, we are terribly sorry but."
Anora: "But enough of this, I have not come here to waste my time more than my schedule allows. I believe you have some questions?"
"...Euh right...Well"
Anora: "No doubt you wish to ask me how I was such a great Queen. Well despite my peasant upbringing, I was always a responsable girl. I took care of the chicken. You see ruling over people and ruling over chicken are not so different."
"...I see.."
Anora: "No you don't, you are obviously not royalty material. On to the next question. I believe you wanted to ask me about my accomplishments as Queen? Of course you do. As Queen of Ferelden, I have built shelters for the poor, bridges, restored roads, developped trade relations with our neighbours, held back the nobility who wanted to kill Cailan, managed to keep Cailan on the throne for five years which is a miracle."
"...Wow...awesome..."
Anora: "Of course it is "awesome". Perhaps now you wish to ask about my future as Queen? As the undisputed Queen of Ferelden I plan to build a university to train bureaucrats and the like. In addition, I plan to develop overseas trade even further." 
"That's great..."
Anora: "Indeed, I am Great. You are out of questions aren't you? Well the look on your face implies otherwise. Maybe you wish to ask me about this Cauthrien business? I would answer, but I am afraid my time is too precious to waste on that no good, brutish, male wannabe, father-stealing ****! 
And now, I believe our interview is over, but don't be sad. You can interview me again when I win."
"Thank you alot...."

Well ladies and gentlemen, it was my great pleasure to interview our Queen and...hey hey no pushing!
Anora: "Oh I forgot to say....Vote for me, if you want to live" *wink*
Wow....Anyways, we will be recieving our next contestant Shiani, after the break.  
   

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 28 décembre 2009 - 03:32 .

[Original182]

Strangely, Anora's answer sounds most like what the contestants in beauty pageants say.

[Kohaku]

"Yes, we were all wondering how Cailan managed to even live for those five years, and the answer is Anora."



My god. I'm laughing so hard at that, the sound of my laughter can't come out.



Anora and Cauthrien to win it all!

[XOGHunter246]

Nice job with Anora. @ Kerridan there can't be too winners lol.

[Original182]

Yes I believe the title of the show is The Apprentice, not The ApprenticeS.

Oops sorry, wrong show.

[TrinityDivine]

Still waiting for Branka. She's got the broodmother on her side so she wins by default!

[XOGHunter246]

TrinityDivine wrote...

Still waiting for Branka. She's got the broodmother on her side so she wins by default!

Think i going to feel sick:sick:

[Tirigon]

Once again Anora has shown what a b*tch she is. I will miss the possibility to kill her even more on my next playthrough now.



But Shiannis turn now.. That makes me happy!!!!



Shianni for president!

[KariTR]

Oh this one needs a bookmark. Thanks KoP.



PS: For what it's worth, I'm also another unoffended FG.