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[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...
I guess this is all right then. But just so you know, if Shianni *does not* win the elections we will see this as a proof that this election is faked, just like the one that made Bush president, or every election in my home-country.

Btw, how come the poor kid is still alive if his people were killed by Dalish? Should they not have eaten him, then? When I was in school, we were taught the Dalish were a savage folk of barbarians who eat their prisoners, unless they are blonde, good-looking and female, in which case they put them to better use. Our teacher always went all red when telling this and had to go to the toilet very urgently afterwards.

The kid survived because....well he had a mabari dog, so it defended him and they ran off.
 
And we here in Miss Ferelden have already prepared the anti-riot squads, with tear gas, paralysing shots and actual flamethrowers. Just in case. Oh and...Anora's secret service.  
 

[KnightofPhoenix]

AntiChri5 wrote...

What about the woman who runs the pearl, Sanga? Always dissapointed there wasnt a YOU option.

The problem is, she knows all of the board members and all of the judges, even the camera crew and the interviewer, very personally. So it would be very biased, if she was a contestant.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 29 décembre 2009 - 09:59 .

[Tirigon]

I´d recommend you not to rely on Anora´s Secret Service too much, they can be easily distracted by beautiful redheads such as my secretaire. Believe me, I had to deal with them once, and, well.... My secretaire doesnt want to talk about it, but she mentioned something about them being eager to use their hammers, and big hammers they are, and I always wondered what she was talking about, since I had always seen them with Swords. Ehm, well. Just dont trust them when women (or Zevran, for that matter) are nearby.

Mentioning Zevran reminds me of something. Shouldnt you invite him, too? I mean, he might not be the typical woman, but he was always eager to take this part, when I ... talked... to him in my bedroom office to have fun talk business.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Tirigon wrote...

I´d recommend you not to rely on Anora´s Secret Service too much, they can be easily distracted by beautiful redheads such as my secretaire. Believe me, I had to deal with them once, and, well.... My secretaire doesnt want to talk about it, but she mentioned something about them being eager to use their hammers, and big hammers they are, and I always wondered what she was talking about, since I had always seen them with Swords. Ehm, well. Just dont trust them when women (or Zevran, for that matter) are nearby.

Mentioning Zevran reminds me of something. Shouldnt you invite him, too? I mean, he might not be the typical woman, but he was always eager to take this part, when I ... talked... to him in my bedroom office to have fun talk business.

Yes, we recognised that weakness, so, thanks to the mages, we made the Secret service color blind. They can't see red anymore  And their hammers have been...disposed of.

We assigned Zevran to very delicate tasks. Including comforting the losers, silencing the critics of our show, and as mentioned beforehand, dealign with the hammer problem. I hear Zev has a collection on sale.  

[Tirigon]

So now we have to deal with a secret service without good eyes, without hammers and, therefore, without motivation, and a master assassin busy with bothering the poor contestants instead of defending the queen. Great job. Why not just hire the crows to dispose of Anora, if you made her vulnerable already?

*evil grin*

Ehm, come to think of it......

*calls his secretaire*

*touches her ass*

*tells her to invite the crows*

Hehe.... Now I can get rid of this ****, hehehe

[KnightofPhoenix]

Eh, she can take care of herself. She will just command the crows not to kill her.

[AntiChri5]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Eh, she can take care of herself. She will just command the crows not to kill her.

And, for some stupid reason, it will work.

[mrofni]

Tirigon wrote...

So now we have to deal with a secret service without good eyes, without hammers and, therefore, without motivation, and a master assassin busy with bothering the poor contestants instead of defending the queen. Great job. Why not just hire the crows to dispose of Anora, if you made her vulnerable already?
*evil grin*
Ehm, come to think of it......
*calls his secretaire*
*touches her ass*
*tells her to invite the crows*
Hehe.... Now I can get rid of this ****, hehehe

Bad Tirigon! You've been warned of your behavior towards the employees! To avoid a lawsuit, we must discipline you! Hmm... now what would be a suitable punishment? Oooooh. You're not gonna like this.

Masturbation is your probation!

[KnightofPhoenix]

You guys are making it too dirty around here. The show deals only with the beauty of females and nothing at all with dirty thoughts.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:20 .

[Taleroth]

So, I brought the tassles for nothing?

[ReubenLiew]

I resent the idea that perfectly healthy, lewd thoughts are described as dirty!

[KnightofPhoenix]

ReubenLiew wrote...

I resent the idea that perfectly healthy, lewd thoughts are described as dirty!

Lewd by definition means something indecent, obscene and wicked even.
And it makes it all the more enjoyable.

[ReubenLiew]

Indeed, and none of those words mentioned anything even remotely resembling dirt!

[KnightofPhoenix]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Indeed, and none of those words mentioned anything even remotely resembling dirt!

Hmmm good point.
Still, there is something about "dirty" that makes it more arousing. And that's coming from a guy who has the "clean gene".  

[Taleroth]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

 "clean gene".  

Shenanigans.

[ReubenLiew]

Mud wrestling is pretty arousing, I do agree...

We should make it a challenge...

[Herr Uhl]

ReubenLiew wrote...

Mud wrestling is pretty arousing, I do agree...
We should make it a challenge...

Why stop at mud when it could be jello?

[ReubenLiew]

It should be Mud Jello!

Made of Forbidden Fruits Galore!

[Kohaku]

Anora and Shani first. Please?

[Taleroth]

*tophat*

*monocle*



I do say, old chaps! We must cease this degradation of the female gender and treat them as equals!



Jello wrestling for both genders!

[AntiChri5]

NO! CUSTARD!!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Taleroth wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

 "clean gene".  

Shenanigans.

Ok maybe not as much as a woman. But for a guy, relatively speaking, I think I have it yes. Disciplined to have it since I was a kid

[KnightofPhoenix]

I hate mud wrestling. And anything involving food (that includes jello) with lewdness.
So none of that in my show, nope nope nope.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 30 décembre 2009 - 01:38 .

[Kohaku]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I hate mud wrestling. And anything involving food (that includes jello) with lewdness.
So none of that in my show, nope nope nope.

That's not fair. I demand a recount.

[ReubenLiew]

*gasp*

*slaps KnightofPhoenix with a glove*

That was a declaration of war, Ser! We shalt have our wrestling Anoras and Shiannis or there shall be a tussle, yes yes.