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I just hope you know, a little piece of me died tonight. *sniffle*
There will be more jello and women in life. Many fish in the sea and all that jazz.
Miss Ferelden 2009!
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#201
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:00
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There will be more jello and women in life. Many fish in the sea and all that jazz.
Retour en haut
#202
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:05
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Taleroth wrote...
How do you not have webdings?Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
Thanks. Granted I only see a Z. <3
Changed browser settings. I see it now. That was cute.
I'm going back on topic now.
#203
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:44
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Shianni will not wrestle with that Anora b*tch. We cant afford the lawyers who would get Shianni free after killing Anora. Until we have the necessary money for the bribes we won´t allow Shianni to fight Anora. We can have someone else killing Anora any time, though. Damn, I would resurrect her, just to enjoy killing her TWICE.
BTT: What about a Mister Ferelden 2009? Any interest for such a show?
Maybe together with the Iron Man of Thedas?
BTT: What about a Mister Ferelden 2009? Any interest for such a show?
Maybe together with the Iron Man of Thedas?
#204
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:47
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They already wear thongs by default. Should be easy enough.
#205
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:48
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Tirigon wrote...
Shianni will not wrestle with that Anora b*tch. We cant afford the lawyers who would get Shianni free after killing Anora. Until we have the necessary money for the bribes we won´t allow Shianni to fight Anora. We can have someone else killing Anora any time, though. Damn, I would resurrect her, just to enjoy killing her TWICE.
BTT: What about a Mister Ferelden 2009? Any interest for such a show?
Maybe together with the Iron Man of Thedas?
I would sponsor such a show and help whoever is willing to start it.
#206
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:51
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Nah, a mister Fereldan simply won't work.
The excuse that Teagan isn't male simply wouldn't fly there.
The excuse that Teagan isn't male simply wouldn't fly there.
#207
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:57
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No, but the term "stage accident" does come to mind.ReubenLiew wrote...
Nah, a mister Fereldan simply won't work.
The excuse that Teagan isn't male simply wouldn't fly there.
#208
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:58
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A stage accident large enough to even injure Teagan would result in every other living thing in the world to explode spontaneously.
#209
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 02:59
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I would do it if I was creative enough. Alas, that is not to be so.
Teagan has an awesome crazy dance. That just won the show.
Teagan has an awesome crazy dance. That just won the show.
#210
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:00
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Fine, the challenge will be who can handle the most ping pong balls up their ass and ****.
Anora is bigger, so she could probably fit more in, but we know Shianni can handle pain. Should be a close match.
Wow, this thread went to a strange place damn fast...
#211
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:01
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Nah, a mister Fereldan simply won't work.
The excuse that Teagan isn't male simply wouldn't fly there.
Teagan would win with 300% of the votes for sure. That´s why he would not be allowed to join, but only be judge, if he wants to. Of course the highest award will not be "Mister Ferelden" but "would-be Mister Ferelden if Teagan was foreigner"
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Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:02
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It'd be worth it.ReubenLiew wrote...
A stage accident large enough to even injure Teagan would result in every other living thing in the world to explode spontaneously.
#213
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:06
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If Teagan were real he'd be happy as hell to have so many admirers. I have no idea where all the Teagan love comes from. Not that I'm complaining.
#214
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:08
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I'm just riding the wave, actually. He's my new Chuck Norris.
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Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:10
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Maybe if I hurt him badly enough, The Angry One won't want him anymore!
#216
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:15
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Never thought that she'll only want to nurse him back more?
Have you ever watched ANY romantic anime, man?!
Have you ever watched ANY romantic anime, man?!
#217
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:16
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I actually think Teagan is ugly, has a weak personality, is a coward and, in short, sucks. He does like Isolde, too, what is the definite killer for every good aspect he might have.
But sshhh, dont tell him that. He might start crying, get angry, jump around, and welll.... We dont want to see that happen.
But sshhh, dont tell him that. He might start crying, get angry, jump around, and welll.... We dont want to see that happen.
#218
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:16
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Naw. She'd gut you. I'm sure of that.
#219
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:19
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Tirigon wrote...
I actually think Teagan is ugly, has a weak personality, is a coward and, in short, sucks. He does like Isolde, too, what is the definite killer for every good aspect he might have.
But sshhh, dont tell him that. He might start crying, get angry, jump around, and welll.... We dont want to see that happen.
You should know. The one known as The Angry One is probably going to get you.
#220
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:23
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ReubenLiew wrote...
Never thought that she'll only want to nurse him back more?
Have you ever watched ANY romantic anime, man?!
Neither of these facts stop the villain from trying!Kerridan Kaiba wrote...
Naw. She'd gut you. I'm sure of that.
#221
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:24
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That... is true.
Although a genre-savvy villain would!
Although a genre-savvy villain would!
#222
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:32
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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Tirigon wrote...
I actually think Teagan is ugly, has a weak personality, is a coward and, in short, sucks. He does like Isolde, too, what is the definite killer for every good aspect he might have.
But sshhh, dont tell him that. He might start crying, get angry, jump around, and welll.... We dont want to see that happen.
You should know. The one known as The Angry One is probably going to get you.
Then SHE has to watch Teagan crying and build him up again. I shall lean back and enjoy my new pics of Shianni in the meantime.
:P:P Or maybe invite Zevran in my office, if he has accomplished your tasks already.
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Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:33
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I'm genre savvy! Wrong genre savvy, maybe, but savvy all the same.ReubenLiew wrote...
That... is true.
Although a genre-savvy villain would!
#225
Posté 30 décembre 2009 - 03:58
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We are back folks, but before we bring Bella on stage, I have an announcement to make. And no, it's not about mud fighting or jello, you sick freaks! It's rather about a sistrer program that debuted recently and that's Mister Ferelden 2009! http://social.biowar...47/index/517649
And it's presented by the lovely twins, Nemiah and Naomi. Lovely twins indeed....I know them personally. Still can't distinguish the two, but who cares since I get to meet with both of them at the same time, know what I am saying?
And now my lovely audience, it's Bella time!
http://images3.wikia...70px-Bella2.jpg
A beautiful young woman, with red hair, eyes that pull you into them, lips that say "kiss me kiss me", a body that...aaahhh *drools and dreams*....wait what? Oh sorry I think I lost it for a few seconds haha. Yes that's how pretty Bella is. In fact, her parents were smart to give her that name. Bella means beautiful. Sadly, this is not a fair world. Whereas beautiful women should all be nobles and ugly girls should be thrown in alienages, the reverse is almost true in our sad world. For a living, Bella works in the Redcliff Tavern.
She works there as a waitress, and is unsatisfied with her fat boss Llyod (join the club!). That fat coward doesn't realise that Bella is the reason why people come to his tavern, despite it's awful location! Yes, I am still complaining about a tavern being placed on a cliff! Drinking boos to death is one thing. Drinking boos to death while a beautiful waitress is serving them, embarrasing yourself in the process and eventually passing out while still hoping that she will like a pig like you, is another thing all together.
And now please welcome Bella!
"Bella, it is my genuine pleasure to have you here" *kisses her hand*
Bella: "Oh, why thank you. It's a pleasure for me to be here too".
"You know, the board in Miss Ferelden initially forgot about you"
Bella: "Oh?"
"Yea they did. But I was outraged. So I kicked open their office door, slammed your papers on their desk, screamed at them while making sure I got some spit out too. They eventually accepted to have you here. And they allowed me to keep my job after I begged an pleaded...."
Bella: "Wow, well thank you alot. I really appreciate it"
"No problem. Anything for you. But enough of my heroism. Let's talk about you."
Bella: "Well I am reallly nothing special. I was born in Redcliff, my parents passed away when I was little, worked all the time in shops and the like. Then I became a waitress in Lloyd's tavern and....are you listening to me?
"*staring*....Eh what? Oh sorry, you were talking about redcliff and a tavern. And yea....redcliff and a tavern. Right, speaking of that, who is the idiot who decided to build a tavern on a cliff!"
Bella: "haha well the Chantry didn't want a tavern right next to it you see. So they had to build the tavern as far away as possible".
"But it's dangerous, drunken people could fall from that cliff!"
Bella: "I know hahahaha. That's the only thing that makes my job worthwhile."
"Wait...you actually watch drunks fall over a cliff...and enjoy it?"
Bella: *bursts into laughter* "haha there was this one tim...hahahaha this one...hahaha....oh I am dying"
"So Bella isn't as innocent as she looks. I think I am in love*
Bella: *still laughing, hugs the interviewer, still laughing"
"haha I think the interview is over. You can barely walk with all that laughing! I will escort you to your room".
And so folks, you've met the lovely Bella. And now I have to escort her to her room, with purely altruistic intentions...
Stay tuned, for Gheyna is coming after the break.
And it's presented by the lovely twins, Nemiah and Naomi. Lovely twins indeed....I know them personally. Still can't distinguish the two, but who cares since I get to meet with both of them at the same time, know what I am saying?
And now my lovely audience, it's Bella time!
http://images3.wikia...70px-Bella2.jpg
A beautiful young woman, with red hair, eyes that pull you into them, lips that say "kiss me kiss me", a body that...aaahhh *drools and dreams*....wait what? Oh sorry I think I lost it for a few seconds haha. Yes that's how pretty Bella is. In fact, her parents were smart to give her that name. Bella means beautiful. Sadly, this is not a fair world. Whereas beautiful women should all be nobles and ugly girls should be thrown in alienages, the reverse is almost true in our sad world. For a living, Bella works in the Redcliff Tavern.
She works there as a waitress, and is unsatisfied with her fat boss Llyod (join the club!). That fat coward doesn't realise that Bella is the reason why people come to his tavern, despite it's awful location! Yes, I am still complaining about a tavern being placed on a cliff! Drinking boos to death is one thing. Drinking boos to death while a beautiful waitress is serving them, embarrasing yourself in the process and eventually passing out while still hoping that she will like a pig like you, is another thing all together.
And now please welcome Bella!
"Bella, it is my genuine pleasure to have you here" *kisses her hand*
Bella: "Oh, why thank you. It's a pleasure for me to be here too".
"You know, the board in Miss Ferelden initially forgot about you"
Bella: "Oh?"
"Yea they did. But I was outraged. So I kicked open their office door, slammed your papers on their desk, screamed at them while making sure I got some spit out too. They eventually accepted to have you here. And they allowed me to keep my job after I begged an pleaded...."
Bella: "Wow, well thank you alot. I really appreciate it"
"No problem. Anything for you. But enough of my heroism. Let's talk about you."
Bella: "Well I am reallly nothing special. I was born in Redcliff, my parents passed away when I was little, worked all the time in shops and the like. Then I became a waitress in Lloyd's tavern and....are you listening to me?
"*staring*....Eh what? Oh sorry, you were talking about redcliff and a tavern. And yea....redcliff and a tavern. Right, speaking of that, who is the idiot who decided to build a tavern on a cliff!"
Bella: "haha well the Chantry didn't want a tavern right next to it you see. So they had to build the tavern as far away as possible".
"But it's dangerous, drunken people could fall from that cliff!"
Bella: "I know hahahaha. That's the only thing that makes my job worthwhile."
"Wait...you actually watch drunks fall over a cliff...and enjoy it?"
Bella: *bursts into laughter* "haha there was this one tim...hahahaha this one...hahaha....oh I am dying"
"So Bella isn't as innocent as she looks. I think I am in love*
Bella: *still laughing, hugs the interviewer, still laughing"
"haha I think the interview is over. You can barely walk with all that laughing! I will escort you to your room".
And so folks, you've met the lovely Bella. And now I have to escort her to her room, with purely altruistic intentions...
Stay tuned, for Gheyna is coming after the break.
