The Book of OneTrueShot
#201
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:30
#202
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:19
#203
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:20
#204
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:22
100RenegadePoints wrote...
Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?
I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.
Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.
"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"
Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~
#205
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:27
EatChildren wrote...
So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?
Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!
If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.
#206
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:32
OneTrueShot wrote...
EatChildren wrote...
So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?
Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!
If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.
Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?
#207
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:35
OneTrueShot wrote...
100RenegadePoints wrote...
Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?
I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.
Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.
"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"
Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~
Ok, I will report the results after I open it. Then we will see if the legend of OneTrueShot continues
#208
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:38
EatChildren wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
EatChildren wrote...
So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?
Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!
If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.
Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?
NICE.
#209
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:41
100RenegadePoints wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
100RenegadePoints wrote...
Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?
I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.
Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.
"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"
Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~
Ok, I will report the results after I open it. Then we will see if the legend of OneTrueShot continues
It'll be the best commendation pack ever if this is the week they decide to add the Raider or Valkyrie as another N7 Promotional weapon
#210
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:41
#211
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:45
I ****IN LOVE STEAKOneTrueShot wrote...
EatChildren wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
EatChildren wrote...
So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?
Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!
If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.
Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?
NICE.
Modifié par rollblows, 10 septembre 2012 - 03:45 .
#212
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 03:46
#213
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 05:08
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
#214
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 12:18
#215
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 12:23
OneTrueShot wrote...
I am meditating at this time to calm my energies. Perhaps soon I will be ready to speak again.
In other words Bioware just shut their window shades to prevent you from stalking them for a moment...
#216
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 12:25
Drummernate wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
I am meditating at this time to calm my energies. Perhaps soon I will be ready to speak again.
In other words Bioware just shut their window shades to prevent you from stalking them for a moment...
They DID?! Oh my, and all those details I had about the new weapon pack were all for NOUGHT!
FOR NOUGHT, I SAY!
Modifié par OneTrueShot, 11 septembre 2012 - 12:25 .
#217
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 12:34
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
#218
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:22
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.
As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?
#219
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:28
Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.
As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.
#220
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:32
josehinojos wrote...
Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.
As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.
Exactly my thoughts.
And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.
#221
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:46
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.
As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.
Exactly my thoughts.
And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.
Looking at your manifest, I doubt you had the time to build a compound or even entertain the thought. Look at the bright side, you did see some amazing fan art like your prophecy flyer and that .gif of a Volus taking down a Reaper. That was awesome.
Edit: Just realized that we are making a pyramid, how ironic:lol:
Modifié par josehinojos, 11 septembre 2012 - 01:47 .
#222
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:49
How's that for the BURN THE WITCH THREAD
#223
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:49
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
OneTrueShot wrote...
josehinojos wrote...
If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?
If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.
Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.
I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.
As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.
Exactly my thoughts.
And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.
Looking at your manifest, I doubt you had the time to build a compound or even entertain the thought. Look at the bright side, you did see some amazing fan art like your prophecy flyer and that .gif of a Volus taking down a Reaper. That was awesome.
Edit: Just realized that we are making a pyramid, how ironic:lol:
Jaimas is a top notch guy, he definitely has his moments of hilarity, that flyer was one of them.
The true bright side is that my manifest helped me develop an AWESOME butt groove in my chair. IT'S MY CHAIR, DAMNIT!
#224
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:50
Lord Chun wrote...
You sir are a blight. You must be burned for your sins so you soul can be set free from the demonic beings that have taken you. Come to me and I shall release you from this hellish being and take you to the promised land
How's that for the BURN THE WITCH THREAD
My prophecies have yet to be proven wrong or right.
And if you were taking my solicitation on doing a thread...We'd have to burn you as a familiar.
Modifié par OneTrueShot, 11 septembre 2012 - 01:51 .
#225
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 01:55





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