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#201
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Nerf the defense matrix!

#202
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So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?

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Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?

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100RenegadePoints wrote...

Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?


I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.

Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.

"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"

Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~

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EatChildren wrote...

So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?


Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!

If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.

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OneTrueShot wrote...

EatChildren wrote...

So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?


Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!

If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.


Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?

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OneTrueShot wrote...

100RenegadePoints wrote...

Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?


I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.

Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.

"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"

Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~



Ok, I will report the results after I open it. Then we will see if the legend of OneTrueShot continues

#208
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EatChildren wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

EatChildren wrote...

So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?


Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!

If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.


Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?


NICE.

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100RenegadePoints wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

100RenegadePoints wrote...

Can OneTrueShot predict what will be in my commendation pack? Will there be the Hurricane?


I can! My powers of Biotic Godhood allow me to see in the future.

Oh my...The future seems cloudy, the powers that be have told me only the following.

"Expect a Crusader, an Eagle, a Valiant or a Hurricane"

Well, they at least narrowed it down to 4 for you! ^_~



Ok, I will report the results after I open it. Then we will see if the legend of OneTrueShot continues


It'll be the best commendation pack ever if this is the week they decide to add the Raider or Valkyrie as another N7 Promotional weapon :P.

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^ now that convo sounds interesting ^_-

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OneTrueShot wrote...

EatChildren wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

EatChildren wrote...

So, if OneTrueShot is wrong, can we string him up?


Kinky. I guess so, if that's your sort of thing!

If I'm right, can I have "BURN THE WITCH" threads? My e-peen would appreciate that.


Deal. If you're right, I'll make you a "BURN THE WITCH" thread. If you're wrong, we'll bang, okay?


NICE.

I ****IN LOVE STEAK

Modifié par rollblows, 10 septembre 2012 - 03:45 .


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If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?

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josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.

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I am meditating at this time to calm my energies. Perhaps soon I will be ready to speak again.

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OneTrueShot wrote...

I am meditating at this time to calm my energies. Perhaps soon I will be ready to speak again.


In other words Bioware just shut their window shades to prevent you from stalking them for a moment... :lol:

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Drummernate wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

I am meditating at this time to calm my energies. Perhaps soon I will be ready to speak again.


In other words Bioware just shut their window shades to prevent you from stalking them for a moment... :lol:


They DID?! Oh my, and all those details I had about the new weapon pack were all for NOUGHT!

FOR NOUGHT, I SAY!

Modifié par OneTrueShot, 11 septembre 2012 - 12:25 .


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OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P

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josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P


I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.

As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?

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OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P


I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.

As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?

Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.

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josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P


I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.

As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?

Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.


Exactly my thoughts.

And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.

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OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P


I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.

As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?

Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.


Exactly my thoughts.

And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.


Looking at your manifest, I doubt you had the time to build a compound or even entertain the thought.  Look at the bright side, you did see some amazing fan art like your prophecy flyer and that .gif of a Volus taking down a Reaper.  That was awesome.

Edit: Just realized that we are making a pyramid, how ironic:lol:

Modifié par josehinojos, 11 septembre 2012 - 01:47 .


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You sir are a blight. You must be burned for your sins so you soul can be set free from the demonic beings that have taken you. Come to me and I shall release you from this hellish being and take you to the promised land




How's that for the BURN THE WITCH THREAD

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josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

OneTrueShot wrote...

josehinojos wrote...

If you're wrong, a thread is to be made. If you're right, somebody should make a sig possibly called "The Cult of OneTrueShot" and members will be recognized as C.O.T.S. Would that stroke your E PEEN well enough for you?


If you stroke my e-peen enough, I might just fire out my prophecies all over the place for all to enjoy.


Sounds like something David Koresh would have said.:P


I didn't even know who that was until I Wiki'd it.

As long as you don't burn down my followers, I guess I'm fine with this?

Don't worry, I had my "Google is your friend" line ready.
Nah, never my intention, it's all in fun.


Exactly my thoughts.

And Bioware/EA are probably loving this. Free PR/pre-feedback plus easy deniability should stuff go ****** up and it doesn't actually happen.


Looking at your manifest, I doubt you had the time to build a compound or even entertain the thought.  Look at the bright side, you did see some amazing fan art like your prophecy flyer and that .gif of a Volus taking down a Reaper.  That was awesome.

Edit: Just realized that we are making a pyramid, how ironic:lol:


Jaimas is a top notch guy, he definitely has his moments of hilarity, that flyer was one of them.

The true bright side is that my manifest helped me develop an AWESOME butt groove in my chair. IT'S MY CHAIR, DAMNIT!

#224
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Lord Chun wrote...

You sir are a blight. You must be burned for your sins so you soul can be set free from the demonic beings that have taken you. Come to me and I shall release you from this hellish being and take you to the promised land




How's that for the BURN THE WITCH THREAD


My prophecies have yet to be proven wrong or right.

And if you were taking my solicitation on doing a thread...We'd have to burn you as a familiar.

Modifié par OneTrueShot, 11 septembre 2012 - 01:51 .


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Nope not a familiar I'm a dark lord that's why I'm taking you to the "promised land" see that's why I advocate your burning