Someone has been (lets say magically) teleported to thedas who hasn't played any dragon age... What is your advice him/her???
Mine is "DO NOT tickle a qunari, I know it's tempting, but don't!"
DO NOT tickle a Qunari
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Villiamus
, sept. 11 2012 06:36
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#2
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 06:57
Lotion Soronarr
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I'd go with something more practical.
Like..."do not anger mages"..."don't talk smack about the Maker"...."wash regulary"
Like..."do not anger mages"..."don't talk smack about the Maker"...."wash regulary"
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 04:36
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Villiamus wrote...
Mine is "DO NOT tickle a qunari, I know it's tempting, but don't!"
Merrill: Rivalry +20
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 06:47
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avoid orlais and tevinter and join the chantry most people respect the chantry well not the mages but they got bigger problems
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 07:20
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1. If you are a mage, first, cool, second, DON'T LET ANYONE FIND OUT. Also, blood magic: so not worth it.
2. If you're NOT a mage, invest in some serious magic resistance gear and a bigass club with a stun effect on it.
3. Wear comfortable shoes, because transportation = your feet, and probably the only way you're going to have to make money is to run errands for crazy people.
4. Go ahead and take anything you want out of the sparkly barrels/bags/manhole covers. Nobody will mind. Or even notice.
5. Carry a bag of cookies at all times for use as a bribe/goodwill present if you run into any Qunari.
6. Don't poke the Dalish.
7. Get yourself an unusual pet as quickly as possible, probably a Mabari, unless they're just not available wherever you are. If this is the case, you may be able to temporize by getting a dwarf and shaving him, but DON'T get a nug.
8. "Knife-ears, please!" just does not work as a catch-phrase. It just doesn't. Give it up.
9. You never know when a sidequest will require you to dig around in some wyvern poo. So always have some gloves.
10. If you have any musical ability, people will assume you're James Bond.
11. Don't tell the woman at the brothel to "surprise me" unless you REALLY want a surprise.
12. All caves are inhabited either by a.) bigass spiders or b.) bigass dragons. Either way, probably best to stay out.
13. If you get drunk and pass out, your "friends" are totally going to do something lewd with your unconscious body.
14. Far from being a criminal act, murdering people = lucrative pastime. Just remember, if they have a name, their health bar is gonna be GINORMUS. Plan ahead.
15. If you get hurt, just smear some elfroot on it. Fixes EVERYTHING. Also remember you get all of your health back anyway when the dramatic combat music stops.
16. If you screw up your sneak attempt, you get another try.
2. If you're NOT a mage, invest in some serious magic resistance gear and a bigass club with a stun effect on it.
3. Wear comfortable shoes, because transportation = your feet, and probably the only way you're going to have to make money is to run errands for crazy people.
4. Go ahead and take anything you want out of the sparkly barrels/bags/manhole covers. Nobody will mind. Or even notice.
5. Carry a bag of cookies at all times for use as a bribe/goodwill present if you run into any Qunari.
6. Don't poke the Dalish.
7. Get yourself an unusual pet as quickly as possible, probably a Mabari, unless they're just not available wherever you are. If this is the case, you may be able to temporize by getting a dwarf and shaving him, but DON'T get a nug.
8. "Knife-ears, please!" just does not work as a catch-phrase. It just doesn't. Give it up.
9. You never know when a sidequest will require you to dig around in some wyvern poo. So always have some gloves.
10. If you have any musical ability, people will assume you're James Bond.
11. Don't tell the woman at the brothel to "surprise me" unless you REALLY want a surprise.
12. All caves are inhabited either by a.) bigass spiders or b.) bigass dragons. Either way, probably best to stay out.
13. If you get drunk and pass out, your "friends" are totally going to do something lewd with your unconscious body.
14. Far from being a criminal act, murdering people = lucrative pastime. Just remember, if they have a name, their health bar is gonna be GINORMUS. Plan ahead.
15. If you get hurt, just smear some elfroot on it. Fixes EVERYTHING. Also remember you get all of your health back anyway when the dramatic combat music stops.
16. If you screw up your sneak attempt, you get another try.
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 08:06
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Stay as far away from Kirkwall, Orlais, Tevinter, and the Qunari as humanly possible. Everyone says that Ferelden is filled with barbarians, but even in the blight, it's probably the safest place to be. (Though you would want to keep to the northern parts if there's a blight.)
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 09:42
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Go to Western Nevarra, buy a big farm. Build a really big fence around it. Get some animals, crops, hoard everything. Prepare for end of the world.
Modifié par Cimeas, 11 septembre 2012 - 09:42 .
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Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 10:07
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Don't eat King Alistair's food.
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 12:32
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Don't touch Oghren's junk.
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 12:37
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of mages, for you are squishy and filled with blood.
Do not meddle in the affairs of templars, for you are suspicious and AHHH THE MAKER RAURGH SMASH KILL.
As a matter of fact, unless you're Shale, you're pretty much f---ed. But not as much as you would be in Westeros
Do not meddle in the affairs of mages, for you are squishy and filled with blood.
Do not meddle in the affairs of templars, for you are suspicious and AHHH THE MAKER RAURGH SMASH KILL.
As a matter of fact, unless you're Shale, you're pretty much f---ed. But not as much as you would be in Westeros
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 12:41
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DarkGlaber wrote...
Don't swoop.
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 12:43
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Ericander77 wrote...
DarkGlaber wrote...
Don't swoop.
+1 win.
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 12:51
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LOL Someone talented please write a fanfic for this! Person needs to appear in Theadus with only this generated list, one poorly crafted map, and an extra pair of socks... Maybe a nice good luck note penned on the back of said list. XD
#17
Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 03:19
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Go to the nearest pub and ask for an Antivan-Milk-Sandwitch. 
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 07:34
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Can someone make a swooping is bad m'kay demotivational poster with the teacher from South Park?
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Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 07:58
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Don't walk the streets of Kirkwall at night.
