Up to 4%?
I'll take it. Not like the game was running poorly before, anyway.
Up to 4%?
I'll take it. Not like the game was running poorly before, anyway.
ROFLMAO I see that guy was not done when his 11 duplicate threads on the matter were removed last night. I love Gaider.
According to Twitter, he apparently PM'd another dev besides David about the same thing.
And, fascinatingly enough, he PM'd me as well the other day... also about that exact same thing.
Which left me vastly confused as I am neither a dev or a mod. ![]()
Have I... have I ascended to some sort of weird semi-mod dev-friend status or something, with none of the power but all of the blame? It was last week's DAMP stream, wasn't it? I'm less than six degrees of separation from the devs, therefore PM me with complaints about their game content.
I am not quite sure how to feel about this. ![]()
According to Twitter, he apparently PM'd another dev besides David about the same thing.
And, fascinatingly enough, he PM'd me as well the other day... also about that exact same thing.
Which left me vastly confused as I am neither a dev or a mod.
Have I... have I ascended to some sort of weird semi-mod dev-friend status or something, with none of the power but all of the blame? It was last week's DAMP stream, wasn't it? I'm less than six degrees of separation from the devs, therefore PM me with complaints about their game content.
I am not quite sure how to feel about this.
According to Twitter, he apparently PM'd another dev besides David about the same thing.
And, fascinatingly enough, he PM'd me as well the other day... also about that exact same thing.
Which left me vastly confused as I am neither a dev or a mod.
Have I... have I ascended to some sort of weird semi-mod dev-friend status or something, with none of the power but all of the blame? It was last week's DAMP stream, wasn't it? I'm less than six degrees of separation from the devs, therefore PM me with complaints about their game content.
I am not quite sure how to feel about this.
Maybe they thought you had a direct line to the Devs so they'd take it seriously.
I'd settle just for being known enough that people remembered me, including Devs after we talk
According to Twitter, he apparently PM'd another dev besides David about the same thing.
And, fascinatingly enough, he PM'd me as well the other day... also about that exact same thing.
Which left me vastly confused as I am neither a dev or a mod.
Have I... have I ascended to some sort of weird semi-mod dev-friend status or something, with none of the power but all of the blame? It was last week's DAMP stream, wasn't it? I'm less than six degrees of separation from the devs, therefore PM me with complaints about their game content.
I am not quite sure how to feel about this.
*draws staff* If I drink your blood I gain your power!
Two hours of new code just compiled without a hitch.... now I KNOW something is wrong.. I just have to find it
; >_>; #ProgrammerParanoia
Allan Schumacher @AllanSchumacher
Definitely a trap!
Gonna bookmark this BSN thread and spam it whenever anyone says we don't say enough about our in-progress projects. http://forum.bioware.com/topic/545181-what-i-bought-is-not-what-i-was-sold/page-1 …
I was in that theatre in-person. Everything was super clearly labelled as pre-alpha, and no video was ever officially released either.
I'm not sure what else one could reasonably do in that situation.
Gonna bookmark this BSN thread and spam it whenever anyone says we don't say enough about our in-progress projects. http://forum.bioware...s-sold/page-1 …
Since when do BSN threads have things like "Risk of Closure" as status notifications? That's new.
Since when do BSN threads have things like "Risk of Closure" as status notifications? That's new.
It's a new thing.
I suspect we'll see more of it - kind of like a warning for the whole thread... ![]()
Probably a good thing, the way the last few weeks have been.
Dragon Age Keep @DragonAgeKeep
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Some guy wrote me to complain that Cass and Josephine, his DAI LI options, "both look like men". I find his standards of femaleness curious.
Not that one can dictate who anyone should or shouldn't find attractive -- but seriously? Men? Dude, put down the porn mags and look around.
At any rate, since simply not romancing anyone appears to not be an option, my heart bleeds for his predicament. Flags at half-mast, people.
To him Dorian probably looks like a woman. ![]()
To him Dorian probably looks like a woman.
Nah, to look like a woman you have to look like this and wear an outfit like this, but with long hair. She has short hair so she still looks like a man:
Nah, to look like a woman you have to look like this and wear an outfit like this, but with long hair. She has short hair so she still looks like a man:
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Effective armour. I think this would be end-game armour since it looks so bulky.
Just for comparison low level gear is a g-string and a small piece of cloth just covering the nipples. XD
I'm surprised that no one has posted Mary Kirby's (and co) tweets about people wanting the Warden returning (and likely having something terrible happening to them).
I'm surprised that no one has posted Mary Kirby's (and co) tweets about people wanting the Warden returning (and likely having something terrible happening to them).
I am okay with this. The horrible things bit, as long they leave poor Varric alone. Poor guy can end up in running for BioWare's whipping character against Hawke.
Is this what you wanted you evil Hydra supporter you?
I want my warden safe and way, way the hell away from the writers pit. #noabyssthankyou
Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby 1h1 hour ago
WAIT, DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY, "PLEASE BRING BACK THE WARDEN???"
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
@BioMaryKirby GRANTED. /thunderclap, monkey's paw finger curls
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@BioMaryKirby NO. NO YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH. LET MY WARDEN BE HAPPY WRITING LETTERS TO LELIANA.
BUT I'VE GOT, LIKE, FIFTY TRAGIC DOOMS I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO USE YET!
@BioMaryKirby Fandom: BW please bring back *fave*! BW: SURE, I HAVE THE PERFECT WAY TO KILL/TORTURE THEM RIGHT HERE!
@BioMaryKirby Fandom: I didn't want it like this. ;_; BW: ARE YOU SURE? THAT'S WHAT YOUR REQUEST SOUNDED LIKE TO US!
@PatrickWeekes @BioMaryKirby you forgot the evil cackling ![]()
@PatrickWeekes He seriously burst out with a laugh that sounded like Skeletor the other day.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes 19m19 minutes ago
@BioMaryKirby IT WAS A PERFECTLY MORTAL HUMAN LAUGH.
Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby 1h1 hour ago
I GUESS YOU WANTED MORE SOBBING? OKAY.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes 44m44 minutes ago
@BioMaryKirby Are they yet unsatisfied, Kirby? Shall we grant MORE wishes? I hear they liked the dog...
Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw 40m40 minutes ago
@PatrickWeekes @BioMaryKirby I have some thoughts about Schmooples.
@stumpynat @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes That's right, I HAVE heard people asking for a mabari, haven't I?
@BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes This must be what it feels like when someone murders your dreams.
@BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw @PatrickWeekes STOP!!! ALL OF YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes 29m29 minutes ago
@HemiArt @BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw Nay, Bethany. If WE kill them, it is but sadness. Tragedy demands YOUR hand.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes 28m28 minutes ago
@BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw Old Yeller wouldn't have been as sad if the BOARS had finished off the dog!
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes 27m27 minutes ago
@BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw In fact, I NOW KNOW HOW TO BRING BACK THE MABARI!
@PatrickWeekes @BioMaryKirby @Mike_Laidlaw Well, ****.
Mary Kirby retweeted
"Never ask Bioware writers to put a thing you want in a game they make. They will make you happily regret your request."
Cameron Harris @camharr 1h1 hour ago
@axl99 The monkey's paw has nothing on the writers' pit.
David Gaider @davidgaider 3m3 minutes ago
@axl99 @BioMaryKirby They seem to forget that "they walk off into the sunset" is perhaps the kindest thing we're apt to give them. ![]()
Jessie Lam @axl99 2m2 minutes ago
@davidgaider @BioMaryKirby "BUT WHY ALISTAIR?! WE EVEN WALKED OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER. WE MADE PROMISES.
PROMISES!!!"
Still editing it, but I realized some are spoilers for DAI, so marked them, if anyone thinks other parts need marked too let me know
I wish I could toy with people's emotions over Twitter like that.
Nah, to look like a woman you have to look like this and wear an outfit like this, but with long hair. She has short hair so she still looks like a man:
Spoiler
Leave Ivy alone ![]()
LOL, that's just the writers in full GM mode. "What, your character's greatest fear in becoming undead, hmm?" Yup, vampires next session guaranteed. "Oh, wait, your cleric has been praying for divine guidance, well..." YUP, time to kill a lich with an underpowered party because your god said so. NEVER, NEVER tell a GM (or a writer for a game) what you really want or don't want for your character. It will end up being much worse than you could imagine (and TPK is the easy way out- although I seem to remember carrion crawlers at level 4 not offering another option).
I do love a good GM, I just don't tell them that.
The writers for Bioware are the closest I can get to a table top game anymore. Maybe my kids will show more interest as they get older - but that leaves my husband as GM (ouch).
LOL, that's just the writers in full GM mode. "What, your character's greatest fear in becoming undead, hmm?" Yup, vampires next session guaranteed. "Oh, wait, your cleric has been praying for divine guidance, well..." YUP, time to kill a lich with an underpowered party because your god said so. NEVER, NEVER tell a GM (or a writer for a game) what you really want or don't want for your character. It will end up being much worse than you could imagine (and TPK is the easy way out- although I seem to remember carrion crawlers at level 4 not offering another option).
I do love a good GM, I just don't tell them that.
The writers for Bioware are the closest I can get to a table top game anymore. Maybe my kids will show more interest as they get older - but that leaves my husband as GM (ouch).
Ahh there's nothing more fun than causing pain to PC's. Oh you have had a fun night? A doppelganger drugs and kidnaps you while your in the tub, then poses as you so they can get to the rest of the group so they can sacrifice everyone to their "god"
Ahh good times. Good times ![]()
I feel like that was my writer's pit applications form. >.> I've done way worse to them and have more planned ![]()
Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw
Travel booked for PAX East. Huzzah!
I think D. Gaider made an entire post on his now deleted tumblr that tackled the subject of polyamory and how it will likely never be depicted in a BioWare game
Although I too would like another Isabela. She was my second favorite character in DA2 after Aveline.
Wait, deleted? Noooooooooooooooooooooo
He would share interesting bits of the development process or answer the odd lore question. I was intending to ask him about wther the Chasind and/or Avvar had developed metalworking or if they traded or what.
What triggered that decision? Because tumblr being tumblr, I'm going to assume it was an influx of vitriolic messages from people who forget they're talking to someone who is also a person, and/or people trying to win the 'I'm More Ethical Than You' game.
Even if he was no longer willing and/or able to read through the messages, I would have liked the answers he did give kept for posterity. :c
*snip*
Oh God this entire exchange just made my day lmao