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#72526
lynroy

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And we love you! <3 

More Hollan jokes for shits and giggles!
 

Why don't you walk through the forest between 4 and 5? That's when the Qunari are jumping out of the trees.
 

Why do Qunari wear soft shoes? So you can't hear them jump out of the trees.
 

Why are dwarves so short? They walked through the forest between 4 and 5.
 

What did the dwarf say as he stepped off the curb? I REGRET NOTHING!
 

So two dwarves walk under a bar...


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#72527
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DLC announcement at PAX East? Hopefully? :)



#72528
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Who is this Hollan fellow and who bought him a joke book?

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Derek Hollan @Derek_Hollan

The Inquisitor walks into a bar and says, "I'll have 20 Elfroot." The bartender says, "I hear the Hinterlands is nice this time of year."


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#72530
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Who is this Hollan fellow and who bought him a joke book?

 

He was on the ME3MP team back in the day, and is now on the DAMP team.

 

Good chap, that one.


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#72531
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Who is this Hollan fellow and who bought him a joke book?

DAMP team and he's doing crunch time which I think explains the jokes. Edit: Ninja'd by a dragon.

Derek Hollan @Derek_Hollan

The Inquisitor walks into a bar and says, "I'll have 20 Elfroot." The bartender says, "I hear the Hinterlands is nice this time of year."

I am ashamed to admit I actually laughed at that one.

#72532
Avejajed

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I probably should get around to playing MP but all the super serious people scare me.

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DAMP team and he's doing crunch time which I think explains the jokes. Edit: Ninja'd by a dragon.

I am ashamed to admit I actually laughed at that one.

don't worry you are not alone. 



#72534
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don't worry you are not alone.

That doesn't make me feel better. :P

Derek Hollan @Derek_Hollan
I will not eat them on the plains,
I will not eat them unless there's gains.
I can not will not eat Elfroot and Nugs.

#InquisitorSuess

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Crunch makes us weird.
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#72535
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David Gaider @davidgaider

Qunari contradictions -- or lack thereof, depending on how you prefer to think of it: http://forum.bioware.com/topic/545735-keep-different-cultures-different-keep-the-qunari-as-qunari-you-cant-tackle-issues-without-prejudice/?p=18594741  #DragonAge

 

Spoiler

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#72536
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I always viewed it as Sten didn't worry about much past becoming Sten of the Ataam (that's right yes? or is it the Beresard?) And Bull knew more about it, since didn't he start as something else, and then get re-indoctrinated as Ben-Hassrath?

 

I could be completely wrong in remembering my lore too



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Ryan Treadwell @Ryan_Treadwell 2h2 hours ago

Today I caught myself saying "even I want to write fan fiction about this character". These are words I never expected to say.

 

Also in regards to Gaider's post above:

 

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@davidgaider So why did Sten question the HoF as "looking like a woman"? Wouldn't he have simply understood her as a man?

 

David Gaider @davidgaider

 She did not present herself as a man, nor claim to be one.

 

David Gaider @davidgaider

(User) I don't doubt we have plenty. There is, however, a difference between contradictions and new information -- at least on this count.



#72538
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I SO love when Mr. Gaider sets the record straight with his sassy sassy ways. It gives me life. 


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#72539
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Freddie Prinze Jr @RealFPJr

#FeelGoodFriday people! Whachu feelin good about? Im feelin good about my Macho Man Randy Savage voice. It is better than urs. Ohhhh yeaa'hh

 

Derek Hollan @Derek_Hollan

Feeling good about Dragon Age Inquisition and what is to come!

Crunch is tiring...


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#72540
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Hollan, such a tease. Just tell us what the DAMP DLC is already.


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#72541
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Blair Brown @blairkerrbrown

Don't miss #DragonsNDonuts today @ 11am MT at http://twitch.tv/bioware 

#DAI #WeekendEventKickOff with @ehlien and @colleenperman


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#72542
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Billy brought the doughnuts

Because #DragonsNDonuts

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Looking to have some fun in the twitch chat again!


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#72543
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Alain Baxter @AlainBaxter

Nothing better then a Friday before a long weekend, good coffee in hand, and the build/game purring like a cat. Time to sit back & play. q:)



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VelvetStraitjacket

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The teasing they do...

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The teasing they do...

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Hey. If they are teasing, it can only mean good things for us!

 

Well. Mostly good things. Tears will be tears.


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#72546
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Conal Pierse @ConalPierse

We're playing Dragon Age Multiplayer right now on http://twitch.tv/bioware  #DAIThreatening

 

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What better way to show your love this weekend than completing the Dragon age MP challenge Threatening. Join us live http://twitch.tv/bioware


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#72547
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Introducing the DAI Patch 5 Beta Program, Featuring the Black Emporium!

 

http://blog.bioware....black-emporium/

 

 

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At BioWare, we’re always looking for new ways to empower our players. Whether in person or online, we firmly believe in collecting feedback and working with our community to ensure we’re addressing issues important to both new and experienced players.

 

For Dragon Age: Inquisition, we’ve developed a faster and more compressed patch schedule than any prior BioWare game. However, due to the nature of the certification process, it can often still take weeks after developing a fix to release it on different platforms. Because of this, we continue to explore new ways to foster better communication between our players and developers.

 

Enter the Patch 5 beta program.

 

We want to open up our upcoming Patch 5 to a select group of PC players via signup in a closed, developer-like environment. This not only allows us to more quickly identify and respond to future issues, but gives our developers a great, new way to work directly with our players.

Patch 5 will be the biggest patch we’ve released to date, and it addresses a number of key concerns for our community.

 

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As part of the beta, participants will have access to the Black Emporium, a mysterious underground shop run by an immortal proprietor. There, Inquisitors can find powerful artifacts and tools to aid their cause, purchase epic weapons, powerful accessories, new crafting materials and schematics, and even change their voice and facial appearance using the Mirror of Transformation.

 

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In efforts to support different playstyles, we’ve also included the ability to bind additional mouse buttons, as well as an auto-attack key for single player. We’re also including the option to adjust the size of subtitles, and added a shader quality setting to the graphics options, giving players more versatility when running Inquisition.

 

In Skyhold, we’re adding party storage to the Undercroft—a new feature that many players asked for and we’re happy to finally add. And for those looking to spice up their look, we’ve added an item tinter that lets players use crafting materials to change the color of armor.

 

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There are a number of other changes and improvements in the patch, and we’ll provide our beta community with a full list so they can better understand what’s going on in their game.

 

You’ll be able to sign up for the beta program through the Keep in the near future, so stay tuned for more information.

 

Please note that due to the nature of our patch infrastructure, the beta program is currently open to selected PC users only. Unfortunately we don’t have any information on this or other upcoming patches to our broader PC player community or other platforms at this time.

 

Thank you for your patience and we look forward to sharing these improvements with you in the near future.

 

This entry was posted in BioWare, Dev Team, Dragon Age on

February 13, 2015

by Conal Pierse.

 

 

:) :) :)

 

 

DISCUSSION THREAD: http://forum.bioware...black-emporium/


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#72548
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No I'm sorry that can't be true, because as a lot of people say on the forums, they never listen to the fans, so they can't be putting something fans have been requesting into the game for free.


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#72549
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Introducing the DAI Patch 5 Beta Program, Featuring the Black Emporium!

 

http://blog.bioware....black-emporium/

 

 

:) :) :)

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That is awesome. Just when I think I'm done they find a way to pull me back in.
To sign up or not...