I have reached the point where I am naming things sarcastically.
"Tweedle? Really?"
"It could happen. Shut up."
@davidgaider There was a Land, and the Sun shone Bright upon it, and there rose a Tower over all, and they who Saw it named it Tweedle.
I have reached the point where I am naming things sarcastically.
"Tweedle? Really?"
"It could happen. Shut up."
@davidgaider There was a Land, and the Sun shone Bright upon it, and there rose a Tower over all, and they who Saw it named it Tweedle.
Multiplayer Weekend Event (February 20 – 23)
http://www.dragonage...-february-20-23

Mission: Threatening (February 20 – 23)
Notice to Inquisition Soldiers:
It has come to my attention that many of you are engaging in some sort of rivalry with the Orlesian army. The Orlesians are our allies, and the Inquisition does not support treating serious military deployments as sport.
—Commander Cullen
In a different hand:
Come now, Commander—a little healthy competition is good for everyone. Let them show up the Orlesians if they can.
—Nightingale
Agent Goal: Complete enough matches to earn 30 points.
Inquisition Goal:
PC/PS4/XOne: Complete enough matches to earn 75,000 points.
PS3/X360: Complete enough matches to earn 20,000 points.
Routine = 2 points
Threatening = 5 points
Perilous = 15 points
Agent Completion: Agent awarded a Commendation chest.
Inquisition Completion: All agents awarded Commendation chests.
Mission: War Games begins at 10 am PST Friday, February 20, and ends at 5 am Monday, February 23.
Good luck!
Ooh, this weekend's challenge in #DAMP looks fun!
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"What about an apostrophe? Is two apostrophes too much?"
STOP.
"How about extra vowels? That's fantasy-ish, right?"
OH GOD KILL ME.
Cori Nicole May @genevrael 1m1 minute ago
@davidgaider You should totally get @PatrickWeekes to come up with all your names. He never uses an excess of apostrophes or vowels.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
HURTFUL, Cori.
The t'ruuth hurts.
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"What about an apostrophe? Is two apostrophes too much?"
STOP.
"How about extra vowels? That's fantasy-ish, right?"
OH GOD KILL ME.
Cori Nicole May @genevrael 1m1 minute ago
@davidgaider You should totally get @PatrickWeekes to come up with all your names. He never uses an excess of apostrophes or vowels.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
HURTFUL, Cori.
The t'ruuth hurts.
Gaider is on form today!
I have reached the point where I am naming things sarcastically.
"Tweedle? Really?"
"It could happen. Shut up."
"So when this character says 'you have layers like an onion', is that a sexual reference?" The translators know us too well, evidently.
"Shibboleth...wait, that's an actual word, isn't it?" "I think it's Madonna's religion." We are getting really tired here, folks.
I was sure it was Lovecraftian... but no, it's actually a word ![]()
#TheMoreYouKnow
I was sure it was Lovecraftian... but no, it's actually a word
#TheMoreYouKnow
I know, it's something I keep trying to work into regular conversations, with limited success.
"Shibboleth" sounds like something designed by H.R. Giger that would have at least 50 tentacles and an exoskeleton made of despair.
I know, isn't it great?!
Oh, look! Mr. "Cass and Josephine look like men!" is back, this time armed with pictures of transgender women to prove his scientific point.
According to him, I "can work miracles" -- one of which is, apparently, providing cosmetic surgery for Cassandra's chin.
Guy said he would pay REAL MONEY for a romance DLC to his specifications. Because, yeah, nobody asks for *that*.
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"Cass and Josephine look like men!"
Guy said he would pay REAL MONEY for a romance DLC to his specifications. Because, yeah, nobody asks for *that*.
Really? Time for more "REAL LIFE".
Oh, look! Mr. "Cass and Josephine look like men!" is back, this time armed with pictures of transgender women to prove his scientific point.
According to him, I "can work miracles" -- one of which is, apparently, providing cosmetic surgery for Cassandra's chin.
Guy said he would pay REAL MONEY for a romance DLC to his specifications. Because, yeah, nobody asks for *that*.
I can't breathe
lmao
Whoa, now. REAL MONEY? Let's not get carried away here.
Also

I can't breathe
lmao
I admit it, I was kind of disappointed when I saw that the thread had vanished while I was asleep. Turns out my deathless wit is not so deathless when my posts vanish into the ether.
I admit it, I was kind of disappointed when I saw that the thread had vanished while I was asleep. Turns out my deathless wit is not so deathless when my posts vanish into the ether.
I didn't even see it, only heard whispers of its legend.
Oh, look! Mr. "Cass and Josephine look like men!" is back, this time armed with pictures of transgender women to prove his scientific point.
According to him, I "can work miracles" -- one of which is, apparently, providing cosmetic surgery for Cassandra's chin.
Guy said he would pay REAL MONEY for a romance DLC to his specifications. Because, yeah, nobody asks for *that*.
Let me guess...Tall blonde and buxom?
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