Command your spy network in style! http://bit.ly/20u6VmN #DAI

TFW @Mike_Laidlaw raises his arm
U think fist bump
Raise yours
oh no he's looking at his watch
But he's awesome
Doesn't leave u hanging ![]()
I'm not all that good at "bro" but I know some rituals must be completed for the universe to stay in balance.
I'm so bro illiterate I thought you looking at your watch was an attempt to fist bump...
I'll stick to games & maple syrup ![]()
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Bro-literate.
Me & @mel_f_lem giving our all for an upcoming @bioware "thing". Figure ~90% of what we said can't be used publicly.

Mel hit it on the head with "BioWare's Statler & Waldorf", I think.
now I want to know who BW’s Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Miss Piggy, Swedish Chef, and Animal are
I believe you just officially opened the nominations! ![]()
Frame this masterpiece
It may or may not totally be my new desktop...
Muppet Camel Express @mel_f_lem
my desktop is still Xena.
Well, yeah, NOTHING can replace THAT desktop.
Adorkable, the both of you! ![]()
I believe we have the TAKING OUR JOBS VERY SERIOUSLY angle covered, at the least... ![]()
There is an appropriate amount of impending mischief here yes...
WHAT NO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
That's bro,bro.Billy Buskell @ehlien
TFW @Mike_Laidlaw raises his arm
U think fist bump
Raise yours
oh no he's looking at his watch
But he's awesome
Doesn't leave u hanging
Mike Laidlaw @Mike_Laidlaw
I'm not all that good at "bro" but I know some rituals must be completed for the universe to stay in balance.
Billy Buskell @ehlien
I'm so bro illiterate I thought you looking at your watch was an attempt to fist bump...
I'll stick to games & maple syrup
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Bro-literate.
Which of Varric's books do you think would be Dorian's favorite? http://bit.ly/1Qint6u #FanQuisitionFriday

Interviewing @PatrickWeekes in an hour! WOO! #BioWare
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Practicing my half-truths now!
so corporate, bro.
Thank you so much @PatrickWeekes! Had an absolute blast talking with you!
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
My pleasure! Many of the words I said were true from a certain perspective!
User
Does Dorian have a Middle Name?
Not that's ever come up. He might, but it he does it's as of yet indeterminate.
User
Does Dorian have a Middle Name?
Not that's ever come up. He might, but it he does it's as of yet indeterminate.
Dorian "as of yet indeterminate" Pavus sounds a bit long-winded to me, but who am I to question Tevinter naming conventions?
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would you help to ease one's mind about timescale for DAI? From Haven to Corypheus = 1 year or rather 3?
We didn’t specify, but I have always felt it was closer to one.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Oh man that reminds me of an Easter egg we put WAY too much work into.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
if you romance Solas, in talk with Viddasala at Darvaraad, there's an option for, "I still love him!"
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
And if you pick it, I wanted every follower to disapprove EXCEPT for Cole, who strongly approves.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
BUT. If followers are max approval, they don't gain approval anymore, and the note doesn't pop up. Same for min/diss.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
So I had to hack into the schematics and MANUALLY adjust the max/min approval numbers for ALL followers.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Just to guarantee that the joke would fire appropriately.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Which seems a little silly until you note that tech guy who built Approvals had left the company.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
So it was me, the English Major, busting into code going, "This PROBABLY has no knock-on effects."
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
Also so that everyone could glare at die-hard Solasmancers while Cole went, "Yay!" in number form.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
What I'm saying is I make good decisions.
I didn’t realize you had done this. You are a rogue genius.
Patrick Weekes @PatrickWeekes
I mean we DID test it and stuff.
Aw man I made an Elf just to play through the Solasmance and I was wondering why everyone disapproved haha YOU GOT ME
I would cast a disapproving glare as well. ****** GET OVER IT, INQUISITOR.
You know the funniest part of that? Its actually so much in character.
Everyone is wise and experienced enough to call you on your bull **** while Cole is still young-at-heart.
I think it also has something to do with Cole really liking Solas ![]()
Are they really starting DA4 right now or is Mike doing some work on the new IP?
They've got to be working on the out line for the new game.
Dragon Age: Magekiller #3 Preview
http://www.comicbook...rse-comics-2016
Cornered by demons and assassins, mercenaries Tessa and Marius are fighting for their lives. While searching for a safe haven, they rescue a village from demons, garnering the attention of the only organization trying to save the world—the Inquisition!
BioWare @bioware
Game day. Nog ready. #SB50

BioWare @bioware
Game day. Nog ready. #SB50
Errr.... What's a "nog"?
Dragon Age: Magekiller #3 Preview
http://www.comicbook...rse-comics-2016
Cornered by demons and assassins, mercenaries Tessa and Marius are fighting for their lives. While searching for a safe haven, they rescue a village from demons, garnering the attention of the only organization trying to save the world—the Inquisition!
Spoiler
Oh Yes!!!
Nog was one of the characters from Nug Elope, the fake game Bioware announced last April Fool's Day. He's a nugball player.
http://www.bioware.com/nugelope/
I STILL WISH THEY'D MADE THIS FOR REAL.
*UGLY CRYING*