'Varric's like the Great Gazoo - only the protagonist can see him. That's why you never see Varric touch anyone.' #notreallytrue
@eplerjc we should totally make a game with a Tyler Durden twist.
user@hanlsp @eplerjc I was thinking that Hawke was the Tyler Durden, really. Like Varric was really the Champion of Kirkwall and etc.@hanlsp @eplerjc I was thinking that Hawke was the Tyler Durden, really. Like Varric was really the Champion of Kirkwall and etc.
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@hanlsp @eplerjc It's way more likely that Varric is Tyler Durden. After all, he's the catalyst for the Deep Roads.
@BioMaryKirby @user @hanlsp Bartrand's actually the sibling that 'died' in the prologue, bitter and twisted by their experience.
@BioMaryKirby @user @eplerjc so when Cass is interviewing “Varric”, Hawke is in the chair, all “Let me tell you about Hawke”?
Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby 2m
@hanlsp @user @eplerjc Everyone in Kirkwall calls Hawke "Varric." He doesn't catch on until after Act 3.
@user @user @eplerjc @hanlsp HAWKE IS ALSO ANDERS. HE BLOWS UP THE CHANTRY AND STABS HIMSELF TO PUT IT RIGHT!
user@BioMaryKirby @upsettingshorts @eplerjc @hanlsp so does hawke or anders ache for themselves for 3 + years????
Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby
@user @user @eplerjc @hanlsp They both pine unrequited for Varric.
⚔ sebastianhanlon @hanlsp
@BioMaryKirby @user @user @eplerjc That girl's gonna need therapy.
user@hanlsp @BioMaryKirby @RinjiRenee @upsettingshorts @eplerjc Can you name a BioWare character that doesn't?
user @user @hanlsp @BioMaryKirby @RinjiRenee @eplerjc Jacob. He can just go to a beach for a few months and forget about everything.
Mary Kirby @BioMaryKirby 4m
@user @user @hanlsp @user @eplerjc Jacob cements his place as "Only sane man in the galaxy" by leaving the team.
⚔ sebastianhanlon @hanlsp 3m
@BioMaryKirby @user @user @user @eplerjc ... but ... the prize?