I was told there was going to be Chest Hair. The Chest Hair is a lie.
The Dragon Age Twitter Thread
#22176
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 06:59
- Plague Doctor D. aime ceci
#22177
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:04
They've taken over our community managers desk! It can only get worse from here...#nugattack2014 #usorthem

- Nightsong, Artemis Leonhart, Hrungr et 9 autres aiment ceci
#22178
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:05
"Guess what? It's kinda disappointing. They found the Holy Grail. I'm real sad. Now the game's over!" -My mother, the armchair archaeologist
@JessicaMerizan That's... not what the end-goal of all archaeology is... Everyone knows it's REALLY to find ancient alien ships.
- keightdee, Artemis Leonhart, Karach_Blade et 3 autres aiment ceci
#22180
Guest_Lady Glint_*
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:09
Guest_Lady Glint_*
Heroes of Dragon Age @HeroesofDA
Ack! Nugs are in the pantry now! Food supplies are already starting to run low... #nugattack2014
Look at all those sweets!
- Hrungr, Ananka et dragondreamer aiment ceci
#22181
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:30
Now hiring for our newest location: Hawaii! http://instagram.com/p/mQj2UNi-QQ/ Trade your snow shovel for a sand pail! Aloha! http://www.bioware.com

#22182
Guest_Avejajed_*
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:30
Guest_Avejajed_*
Look at all that junk food. No wonder Jepler is always tired and cranky.
#22184
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:34
Look at all those sweets!
That's when food supplies are running low?
Maybe it's just emergency food for when nugs attack. Feed them enough and they won't hurt anybody. Much.
#22185
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:36
Now hiring for our newest location: Hawaii! http://instagram.com.../p/mQj2UNi-QQ/ Trade your snow shovel for a sand pail! Aloha! http://www.bioware.com
To work for Bioware AND live in Hawaii... if only... le sigh...
#22186
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:39
I assume that's in the Heroes of DA office, not in ours. Unless someone is hiding all the junk food from me.
I'm now imagining the Bioware Devs gearing up and looting, Vikings-style, the Heroes of DAs offices...
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- Nirveli aime ceci
#22187
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:44
Now hiring for our newest location: Hawaii! http://instagram.com.../p/mQj2UNi-QQ/ Trade your snow shovel for a sand pail! Aloha! http://www.bioware.com
Dragon Age Inquisition delayed by half a day as @BioWare Edmonton employees frantically try to transfer to the new Hawaii office.
- gangly369, Nightsong, Artemis Leonhart et 2 autres aiment ceci
#22188
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:44
Aeryn Flynn with a horned helmet? Sounds plausible!
- Hrungr aime ceci
#22189
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:46
There's 7 pounds of chocolate coffee beans at the Edmonton officeI assume that's in the Heroes of DA office, not in ours. Unless someone is hiding all the junk food from me.
- Hrungr et DAYtheELF aiment ceci
#22190
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:46
#22191
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:47
BTW, Lady Sif, no offence meant, but your posts look a bit funky when you look at them in the dark forum theme...
#22192
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 07:48
#22194
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:00
Remember the Tauntaun sleeping bag? If there is demand of an April fools product, it will become real!
#22195
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:02
Masah Kalugin @Masah_K
Now hiring for our newest location: Hawaii! http://instagram.com/p/mQj2UNi-QQ/ Trade your snow shovel for a sand pail! Aloha! http://www.bioware.com
#22196
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:08
Is that a GARRUS body pillow!? *move cursor to "add to cart"-button*
*button zips away*
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My emotions are running rampant on me.
- Artemis Leonhart aime ceci
#22197
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:15
Carson McConnell @cancerbaby
"Are you gonna cry?"
"No."
"You sound like you're gonna cry."
#TaintMadness
#22198
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:18
Mark Wilson @MarowiTweets
Dragon Age Inquisition delayed by half a day as @BioWare Edmonton employees frantically try to transfer to the new Hawaii office.
I AM A SELF-ENTITLED CONSUMER AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. QUIT DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK.
- Cigne, Dermain, Evelane et 5 autres aiment ceci
#22199
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:28
I AM A SELF-ENTITLED CONSUMER AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS. QUIT DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK.
Bah! of all the times for me to run out of likes....I will be back!
- Eliana Rose et JeffZero aiment ceci
#22200
Posté 01 avril 2014 - 08:35





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