Jack Crapper wrote...
You wish it was a simulation. The fact of the matter is, we are all indoctrinated.
Soon ME3 MP will evolve into slow motion jogs through unfocused, wooded areas with shadowy apparitions along the path. We will all have Paladins with infinite ammo, and Marauder Shields will gracefully spring out, wearing a tilted, French beret and a coconut bra. He will shake the maracas and sing Babaloo like a reaperized Ricky Ricardo.
A red-headed husk will appear out of no where, jump on you and say, "Ewww...."
A hidden trap door will raise a line of Brute background dancers, breaking out into the gay Spiderman dance.
A disco ball will descend, reflecting off red, blue, and green lasers, and then it will explode into extended cut confetti in the shape of level IV equipment.
Geth will jump down from the rafters with Pulse Rifles in hand, and will shoot soapy water into the air and at the crowd. It will become a sud party.
A platform in the center of the room elevates from below the ground. Everything grows dark except for a single spotlight circling this platform. The spotlight finally centers on the platform to reveal the figure, who was hidden in the darkness, the star child, who stares right into your eyes and, in Austin Power's voice, says "We'll bang, okay, Baby?"
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