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[Gileadan]

brushyourteeth wrote...

I see what you're saying, but to those kinds of complaints I think I'd have to answer with the same reply that the "more nudity" crowd often hands me - "If you don't like it, don't play the game." Because it really is, and has always been, significantly about combat.

Well, yes, exactly.

I didn't mean to complain or anything, I have no problems at all with bloody combat.  I just find the entire debate pretty humorous, especially given how much screen time the nipples are most likely to get compared to the everyday gore of combat. It seems like a lot of bickering over nearly nothing, a few minutes of cutscenes vs. the massive bulk of main gameplay. How can those minutes generate such a thread?

Eh, I'm probably too easily entertained. 

[Ravensword]

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

[kinderschlager]

Gileadan wrote...

brushyourteeth wrote...

I see what you're saying, but to those kinds of complaints I think I'd have to answer with the same reply that the "more nudity" crowd often hands me - "If you don't like it, don't play the game." Because it really is, and has always been, significantly about combat.

Well, yes, exactly.

I didn't mean to complain or anything, I have no problems at all with bloody combat.  I just find the entire debate pretty humorous, especially given how much screen time the nipples are most likely to get compared to the everyday gore of combat. It seems like a lot of bickering over nearly nothing, a few minutes of cutscenes vs. the massive bulk of main gameplay. How can those minutes generate such a thread?

Eh, I'm probably too easily entertained. 

people prefer quality to quantity?:innocent:

[Angrywolves]

I expect those so called cringe worthy scenes from DAO to return. Some of us liked those. Dumbing it down like they did in DA 2 or to a fade to black will just tick off the fans who like romances and make the game seem inferior to TW3 and Beyond Two Souls.

[Drone696]

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

[Harle Cerulean]

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

[ShadowLordXII]

Yes, it's an M-rated game with content that's much, much worse already. How is nudity going to hurt?

[Drone696]

Harle Cerulean wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

Another proof why they must be high... Oh, and the underwear.

[Ridwan]

Harle Cerulean wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

Accuse the dog.

[Ravensword]

rapunzel696 wrote...

Harle Cerulean wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

Another proof why they must be high... Oh, and the underwear.

The underwear is just the foreplay. After the scene fades out, that's when Morrigan busts out the whips, chains, and meat hooks.

[Drone696]

Ravensword wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Harle Cerulean wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

Another proof why they must be high... Oh, and the underwear.

The underwear is just the foreplay. After the scene fades out, that's when Morrigan busts out the whips, chains, and meat hooks.

Morrigan needs none of these things.

[Ravensword]

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Harle Cerulean wrote...

rapunzel696 wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

M25105 wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

IDGAF whether there's full nudity or just fade-to-black, as long as I don't have to watch anything like those cringeworthy DA:O scenes. That had to be one of the most awkward things I've ever watched.

You realise if there were to have sex in the camp, they would A, have to actually leave the camp cause people would be able to hear and see their shadows through the tent, B be aware of all the wild life and the Darkspawns, which would probably result in finding the nearest bush, pull the pants down so it's just above the knees and have a quickie and return before anyone noticed.

Indeed, but you must remember that those are magic soundproof tents made out of the same fabric of Harry Potter's invisibility cloak.

No, the tents are personally woven by Galadriel and her maidens. But if you're horny and/or intoxicated enough, you don't care about possible shadows. At least that's my headcanon. That and the bushes.

Well, if we go by the scenes we're shown, no one actually bothers with a tent, they just commandeer Morrigan's bedroll.  So it's fairly private, since she's off by herself at the edge of camp.  The only tricky bit, at least for those who didn't romance her, is avoiding her wrath when she realizes there's a wet spot on her bed.

Another proof why they must be high... Oh, and the underwear.

The underwear is just the foreplay. After the scene fades out, that's when Morrigan busts out the whips, chains, and meat hooks.

Morrigan needs none of these things.

Then it's worse than I feared.

[Drone696]

[slimgrin]

Witcher thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"Sure, why not?"

/thread



DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

Modifié par slimgrin, 30 mai 2013 - 12:39 .

[tybert7]

 only if they implement full frontal male nudity with the rest, and none of that limp stuff they do on game of thrones, like that's supposed to be risque (flacid Theon ?!?!?!?  I expected BETTER !!!!!!).



If that is too much for the censors, make those.. areas easily moddable.

Modifié par tybert7, 30 mai 2013 - 01:00 .

[Bayonet Hipshot]

slimgrin wrote...

Witcher thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"Sure, why not?"

/thread



DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

That's why Witcher's forum >>> BSN. In fact anything >>> BSN 

[kinderschlager]

slimgrin wrote...

Witcher thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"Sure, why not?"

/thread



DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

people are far too sensitive and opinionated

[Nole]

It could work if they do something like the sex scene with Liara in ME3.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

kinderschlager wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Witcher thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"Sure, why not?"

/thread



DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

people are far too sensitive and opinionated

Precisely. & more often than not it gets annoying. Seriously CDPR forums are way better than BSN. They discuss issues there like mature people. 

[In Exile]

slimgrin wrote...
DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

You're right. Bioware should just fill the game with long, hard ****s. Too many games are taking the easy way out by just showing boobs. 

[daaaav]

slimgrin wrote...

Witcher thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"Sure, why not?"

/thread



DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

Just this...

[Bayonet Hipshot]

In Exile wrote...

slimgrin wrote...
DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

You're right. Bioware should just fill the game with long, hard ****s. Too many games are taking the easy way out by just showing boobs. 

Since when boobs = sex ? 

Do you even sex bro ? 

[Chewin]

The Sin wrote...

Precisely. & more often than not it gets annoying. Seriously CDPR forums are way better than BSN. They discuss issues there like mature people. 

Reason being that the forum is quite smaller than compared to BSN. And being a mature series of games, not surprising the people are generally mature themselves.

[Ravensword]

In Exile wrote...

slimgrin wrote...
DA thread:

"Hey guys, should there be nudity?"

"BBBLBLBLLLLLAAAAARGHGHGHHHHH!! RAGGGEEEE! NIPPLES? GOD NOOO!!!!!"

page 786...

You're right. Bioware should just fill the game with long, hard ****s. Too many games are taking the easy way out by just showing boobs. 

BW got called out by the hack journalists at Faux Noise for showing blue boobs. I think they're still shell shocked from that experience, lol.

[The Minority]

It honestly doesn't matter in the slightest.