Battlebloodmage wrote...
I just need Cullen to be romanceable then I would pre-order the game the first day.
Amen to that!
Battlebloodmage wrote...
I just need Cullen to be romanceable then I would pre-order the game the first day.
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
Oh crap I didn't even think of that! That'd be the most awkward quest ever. You have to introduce your parents to......uh....we'll just call her Susan. I think this is how that'd go:
PC: Hey guys....I'd like you to meet Susan.
Parents: What...the....****?
PC: Yeah....I know right?! That rocking body!. And she has an amazing personality. She volunteers at animal shelters.
Parents: ........what.....the.....****?
I swear....if Bioware ever did this I'd lose all faith in mankind.
Actually, he recruited you.Alexandrine Delassixe wrote...
Guh, no. Keep Varric in DA2. If i'm forced to recruit him one more time...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
Oh crap I didn't even think of that! That'd be the most awkward quest ever. You have to introduce your parents to......uh....we'll just call her Susan. I think this is how that'd go:
PC: Hey guys....I'd like you to meet Susan.
Parents: What...the....****?
PC: Yeah....I know right?! That rocking body!. And she has an amazing personality. She volunteers at animal shelters.
Parents: ........what.....the.....****?
I swear....if Bioware ever did this I'd lose all faith in mankind.
Would have to be a two part quest, really. First the sheer logistic of getting her massive bulk from A to B, and then...well...Make sure the parents made enough food?
Modifié par Shadowfang12, 18 septembre 2012 - 05:21 .
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
Oh crap I didn't even think of that! That'd be the most awkward quest ever. You have to introduce your parents to......uh....we'll just call her Susan. I think this is how that'd go:
PC: Hey guys....I'd like you to meet Susan.
Parents: What...the....****?
PC: Yeah....I know right?! That rocking body!. And she has an amazing personality. She volunteers at animal shelters.
Parents: ........what.....the.....****?
I swear....if Bioware ever did this I'd lose all faith in mankind.
Would have to be a two part quest, really. First the sheer logistic of getting her massive bulk from A to B, and then...well...Make sure the parents made enough food?
Pft that made me laugh so hard lol. Maybe the first part of the dlc is traveling Ferelden....finding warriors that can help you carry her....to your house. Then you have to find and recruit cooks to help your parents prepare for....supper.
Alright man. We just made the first DA3 dlc. Congrats bro! And now the greatest challenge. What should we call it?
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
Oh crap I didn't even think of that! That'd be the most awkward quest ever. You have to introduce your parents to......uh....we'll just call her Susan. I think this is how that'd go:
PC: Hey guys....I'd like you to meet Susan.
Parents: What...the....****?
PC: Yeah....I know right?! That rocking body!. And she has an amazing personality. She volunteers at animal shelters.
Parents: ........what.....the.....****?
I swear....if Bioware ever did this I'd lose all faith in mankind.
Would have to be a two part quest, really. First the sheer logistic of getting her massive bulk from A to B, and then...well...Make sure the parents made enough food?
Pft that made me laugh so hard lol. Maybe the first part of the dlc is traveling Ferelden....finding warriors that can help you carry her....to your house. Then you have to find and recruit cooks to help your parents prepare for....supper.
Alright man. We just made the first DA3 dlc. Congrats bro! And now the greatest challenge. What should we call it?
Dragon Age 3 - The achening and the breakening?
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
LolaLei wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
"She's a little on the large side, but she's got a great rack! ... All 4 pairs of them"
Shadowfang12 wrote...
LolaLei wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
"She's a little on the large side, but she's got a great rack! ... All 4 pairs of them"
Hahahahahaha I wonder what your characters parents would say after you told them that? Your dad would probably be like...."yes....yes she does." Ew......I just imagined it again. Stop making me do that guys! Seriously...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
LolaLei wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
I know right Rawgrim?! No one thinks about older romances....but people have actually suggested brood-mothers. I mean.....who would actually...want that..on them? Ew....that is an image I'll never be able to forget.
I know. What if the broodmother actually got pregnant. No fun bringing that gf over to meet your parents for dinner, or something like that. I mean...what you you tell your parents? She may be abit big, but she is really nice on the inside?
"She's a little on the large side, but she's got a great rack! ... All 4 pairs of them"
Hahahahahaha I wonder what your characters parents would say after you told them that? Your dad would probably be like...."yes....yes she does." Ew......I just imagined it again. Stop making me do that guys! Seriously...
"if you look at the positives with this wife, she can breastfeed our triplets and three homeless children at the same time! And those slings from the catapults at the castle needs replacing, I am sure we can get the old ones if we ask. They would be very supportive as bras. Its no trouble at all".
MorningBird wrote...
Am I the only one interested in that pipe-smokin' Raivini looking woman and red/black dressed mage person from the possible concept art/character design/survey?
Damn, thems were some good designs! XD
Guest_FemaleMageFan_*
I wonder if it's possible for a Fade spirit to love a mortal? I don't mean Justice, I mean a bona fide ghost. What if, every night when your PC went to sleep, there was this spirit there who talked to you and kept you safe from demons and the entire romance played out in dreams? The only problem I have with that is I don't want to do the Fade again.
Modifié par Takara_XD, 18 septembre 2012 - 09:08 .
Modifié par CrustyBot, 18 septembre 2012 - 11:58 .