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[legbamel]

213. Gandalf will make a cameo in the prologue doing his "None shall pass!" thing on the bridge to Val Royeaux. Then he'll say, "Just kidding," step aside, and the entire complement of lay sisters in the city will do a chorus line to introduce the big musical into featuring Sten and Flemeth.

[Vitlen]

kirvingtwo wrote...

Horses! There will be horses.

Yes horses and ponies but they all will be humans.

[Quicksilver26]

214 there will be flying monkeys that toss flaming poop at npcs

Modifié par Quicksilver26, 09 octobre 2012 - 07:07 .

[mousestalker]

215. In Val Royaux there will be gangs of nobles who belittle the PC and companions. They will scathingly critique their manners, garb and hairstyles.

216. The only way to silence these fashion police is to challenge them to a style throw down, If you win, they slink away in shame. If you lose, then you and your companions have to wear dresses made from sacks and shaved heads.

[Eveangaline]

217: Wade returns to make you the most fabulous armor ever. It's got +5 to every stat, five rune slots, and is made out of the skin of an old god

it's also pink, with feathers sticking out like a peacocks tail

[FINE HERE]

218:There's a new form of battle: Breakdance fighting. It will require the Kinect, wii balance board, PS Eyetoy or the dance mat from DDR.

[mousestalker]

219. The following expressions will be available to PC's:

[Iron_JG]

220. To maintain fast-paced combat, whenever the game is paused, Rebecca Black's Friday will play.
221. Hipster demons will be introduced. They will corrupt you ironically.
222. Boobs become larger as you level up.
223. On nightmare mode, all darkspawn have the face of your first crush. "Disappointment" resistance will become a key stat.
224. If you play a dual-wielding elf with a 'Z' in his name, RA Salvatore will take your mother to dinner and leave her with the check.
225. Due to problems with engine changeover, Cullen now resembles Danny DeVito. He will shatter all barriers to romance.
226. To defeat any criticism of reusing maps, the game will be purely text-based.

[mousestalker]

Iron_JG wrote...
221. Hipster demons will be introduced. They will corrupt you ironically.

227. The canine companion will be a teacup poobari. It will come with tap shoes.

[Maria Caliban]

mousestalker wrote...

219. The following expressions will be available to PC's:

228. You will be able to make those expressions during the oh-so-romantic love scene.

[Huntress]

DuskWarden wrote...

205. Through simple linear regression, Flemeth will be aged about 18 in DA3, and will be the most attractive character in the game.

Been an old God never felt so good:

Modifié par Huntress, 10 octobre 2012 - 03:12 .

[Foolsfolly]

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

[mousestalker]

230. One of the settings of the game will be an Orlesian zoo.

231. Due to graphics limitations all of the animals will share the same model, but be sized and coloured differently.

232. The animal model used will be the common nug.

233. They will all also use the same audio model, with variations in pitch to indicate which nug is speaking.

234. Depending upon the final budget, there may also be a Qunari in a cage at the zoo.

[Fallstar]

235. After much demand, the rouge class will finally be introduced to the game.

[mousestalker]

DuskWarden wrote...

235. After much demand, the rouge class will finally be introduced to the game.

*twitches*   

[Avatiach]

236) dave gaider is going to appear as a companion character

[David Gaider]

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

[Foolsfolly]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

Ask him! Ask him now! I would buy three copies of a David Gaider written Nathan Fillion character game.

[Fiery Phoenix]

mousestalker wrote...

230. One of the settings of the game will be an Orlesian zoo.

Is that where we're going to see Anders, by any chance? 

[Maclimes]

Foolsfolly wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

Ask him! Ask him now! I would buy three copies of a David Gaider written Nathan Fillion character game.

Yes. A thousand times yes. No, a MILLION times yes! A MILLION TIMES: YES.

CALL HIM. Seriously, you've already had Felicia Day. They're pals, right? Maybe she can put in a good word or something? By the Maker, I've got chills just thinking about this.

[Fredvdp]

Fiery Phoenix wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

230. One of the settings of the game will be an Orlesian zoo.

Is that where we're going to see Anders, by any chance? 

If he survived, yes. If you killed him... sure, why not?

[Avatiach]

Fredvdp wrote...

Fiery Phoenix wrote...

mousestalker wrote...

230. One of the settings of the game will be an Orlesian zoo.

Is that where we're going to see Anders, by any chance? 

If he survived, yes. If you killed him... sure, why not?

[PsychoBlonde]

mousestalker wrote...

DuskWarden wrote...

235. After much demand, the rouge class will finally be introduced to the game.

*twitches*   

This'd be the game for it. 

237.  The villain will adhere strictly to all points on the Evil Overlord List.  Except the one about turning into a giant snake.  Sadly, "giant snake" turns out to be a euphemism.  Kind of.
238. The Cleric class will be added to the game, but the only religions available will Cthulhu, Banjo God of Puppets, and Mr. Rogers.  There is religious debate about whether Banjo and Mr. Rogers are, in fact, the same god.
239. Tiax will have a cameo as a priest of the Reformed Church of Mr. Rogers.
240.  In response to complaints about the "cartoony" art style, all cut scenes are now live action recordings of muppets.
241.  Combat barks will be a minimum of 15 words, will be sped up until everyone sounds like the Chipmunks, and will have 10 dedicated audio channels.
242.  Two words.  Weaponized Cello.
243.  To address gender equality, female Hurlocks have been added to the game.  They look exactly like regular hurlocks, only with lipstick and nail polish.
244.  The intial Qunari invasion is revealed to have been the result of a red body paint shortage.
245.  In an attempt to make up for earlier indiscretions, the Tevinter Imperium dispatches a cleaning crew to the Black City.
246.  The party selection options will consist of 1 tank, 1 mage with no healing spells, and 15 rogues with bows.

[Quicksilver26]

247 there will be twitches aka twin witchs in the game
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467421/)

Modifié par Quicksilver26, 12 octobre 2012 - 06:51 .