2214. Every quest in the game will be on a timer. Yes, even the most minor of side quests.
2214a. The timer will always be just one second short of the time you actually need to finish the quest.
* Frantically writes this down for future reference *
2214. Every quest in the game will be on a timer. Yes, even the most minor of side quests.
2214a. The timer will always be just one second short of the time you actually need to finish the quest.
* Frantically writes this down for future reference *
2310. Flemeth once made a village full of qunari drop their horns. It was an accident, but since then the qunari have been a "bit" suspicious about mages.
2311. Everyone changes their minds about closing the Breach when it is discovered that it regularly poops out powerful magic items.
2311a. Well, ALMOST everyone. SOMEBODY keeps complaining about all the rampant death and destruction and horror and explosions and death.
2311b. You know who you are.
2312. Hailstorms will be included in the dynamic weather.
2312a. Hail will be more damaging to your party's health than sandstorms or even poison.
2313. You can use the breach to control Thedas with an Ironfist or close it to go back to your pathetic life before you started the Inquisition. And by pathetic I mean you were the person who sweeped the horse poop off the road.
2314. The Inquisitor will get to personally meet the Maker.
2314a. This will occur during a fade-to-black and the player will never, EVER know what happened during that span of time, or what the Maker looks like, or who the Maker is.
2315. Character creation is based on a picture of the player taken with a webcam. Not just the generic shape, but what kind of clothes and what colors. So wifes: if your husband starts suddenly wearing a kilt on october and asks if his ... rear.. looks big in that, dont be too alarmed. He is just trying to create an elf Inquisitor.
2315a. You naturally need to keep wearing these clothes when playing the game.
2315. Character creation is based on a picture of the player taken with a webcam. Not just the generic shape, but what kind of clothes and what colors. So wifes: if your husband starts suddenly wearing a kilt on october and asks if his ... rear.. looks big in that, dont be too alarmed. He is just trying to create an elf Inquisitor.
2315a. You naturally need to keep wearing these clothes when playing the game.
2315b. Fortunately this feature only works for Xbox One's that have the Kinect.
2316, In DA:I, the dwarves will finally accept that they will not fall into the sky, and will rise to the surface to take over the rest of the world while all of the civil wars rage around them.
2317. dwarves find a use for pure lyrium that makes them taller
2318. The Maker turns out to be a very old, very bored high dragon--and not a "he" at all.
2318a. Andraste, however, was still her bride.
2319. The final boss is a spider, made out of other spiders, that spits spiders, whilst it is raining spiders. And every time you kill one it spawns two more in it's place. And yes. There are creepy spider sound effects being played constantly through this battle.
23120: The Inquisitor can marry an awaken broodmother.
2322. The Breach also causes a rash of crop circles, cattle mutilation, sasquatch sightings, and anal probes.
2323 The Original Hawke & Warden will be in DA I, via DK. If Default, then Hawke will be a Mage who sided with the Mages, Default Warden will be an Elf.
2324 - Each Race who you pick the Inquisitor to be will have their own Name such as a Hawke, Shepard, depending on your race you will have your own Name such as the Dwarf will be called Caddash or something like that forgot.
2325 - Sandal & Bohdan more than likely be in charge of Maintaining the Keeps
2326 - The Wardens, Elves, Qunari all have Big roles in DA I we will get to go to the Dales Homeland
2327 - The DK Keep APP could work with 56k Dial Up & also use a USB Flash Drive to save KEEP WORLD STATE
2328 - Inquisition You can not do Direct Import like previous Bioware games Being Origins into DA 2.
23121. All of DAI will have shaky cam and slo mo. All of it.
Unfortunately this will be reality, atleast with my current computer.
2330. If you pre-order, you will be able to start a livery service with all the bonus mounts. However, this does mean that eventually your mounts will become encrusted with spilled drinks, bloodstains, vomit, and semen.
23120: The Inquisitor can marry an awaken broodmother.
I actually thought Mother in Awakening was a hot Broodmother and compared to what we seen of Broodmothers can you blame me lol.
23120a. Marrying an Awaken Broodmother will allow you to use Darkspawn Children as an animal summoning.
2331. After the Veil Tears we will find out the Qunari took over Ferelden. If Sten is alive in our Worldstate, we find out he used his knowledge of the place being weaken by the Blight to conquer the land.
2333. It turns out, that the Dragon Age Keep is the actual game, Dragon age Inquisition is just an extremely complex character creator.
2333a. inquisition is such a complex creator that it takes 40 hours of gameplay to complete the character
2334. There will not be an evil option per se, but you will be able to play as 100% pure, unadulterated dudebro.
2335. You can sneak into enemy keeps by posing as a door-to-door salesman.
2335a. Instead of attacking from inside and opening the gates to let in your army, you can simply sell the keep owner overpriced insurance or a variety of lovely appliances.
2336. Few new demon variations:
- Hug demon: Try to avoid if you want to get anything done. If it gets too close it hugs you.
- Tickle demon: like hug demon, just tickles.
- Elder demon: Tells you how everything was better when he was young, complains constantly about the temperature (which was better when he was young), Shows you pictures of his grandchildren until your head implodes. Avoid.
- Emo demon: sulks in some corner, wears black makeup, haircut, clothes. Complains that no-one understands him. Not really dangerous.