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[satunnainen]

2381. There will be atleast once during the game a 5 minute unskippable video/discussion followed immediately by a difficult boss battle. Because of tradition.

[Wolfen09]

2381a.  its a random encounter too, you never know when it will pop up

[PsychoBlonde]

2375. At least one companion will die in every playthrough, no matter what you do.

 

2375a.  Even if you preemptively kill them all, one of them will come back from the dead for the express purpose of dying dramatically and making you feel like a jerk for not saving them.

[PsychoBlonde]

2382.  All character classes can now use blood magic--even if they aren't mages.  It is primarily useful for getting Templars to attack you (so you don't have to listen to all their self-righteous moralizing) and for making annoying namelss NPCs go home and rethink their lives.

2382a.  Every time you so much as nick your finger Cullen has a flashback to the Circle Tower from Origins and starts screaming and begging everyone to stop hurting him.

[KC_Prototype]

2383. You'll only have one companion available to your Inquisitor. 

 

2383a. It is regardless of gender

[Xerxes52]

2384. There will be Varric-only segments in the campaign. They will play exactly like Battlefield 4's campaign.

2384a. You can also pilot dragons during these segments. And it is "pilot", not "ride", don't ask how. You have fire breath and explosive dragon excrement as your weapons.

[Wolfen09]

2384. There will be Varric-only segments in the campaign. They will play exactly like Battlefield 4's campaign.

 

so poorly scripted and even worse acting?  cant imagine anything with varric being that bad

[Xerxes52]

so poorly scripted and even worse acting?  cant imagine anything with varric being that bad

Varric's acting will be the only thing that saves it.

The only thing.

[BloodyTalon]

2385: Ruling has been hard on King Alistair, in order to change things up he is no longer a King but a Queen..

He wears a hot pink dress and a sun hat instead of a crown....

[Orian Tabris]

2386. Vivienne's dual-pointed dragon cap is actually her hair.

2386a. After completing her personal quest, if she likes you enough, she'll tell you the secret of her hair.

Spoiler

A combination of mature dragon semen, qunari hair dye, lizard hide and "Llomerryn Special Sauce" keep it in it's leathery pointed state. When asked about the "Llomerryn Special Sauce," she feigns tiredness and walks off "yawning".

[Orian Tabris]

2381a.  its a random encounter too, you never know when it will pop up

If it's immediately followed by a difficult boss battle, how can it be a random encounter?

[Wolfen09]

you get warped to the battle, just randomly wandering and bam cutscene into a boss battle with no real sidequest or anything for it

[PsychoBlonde]

2381a.  its a random encounter too, you never know when it will pop up

 

2381b.  With Tiamat.

[satunnainen]

2387.  No nugs were harmed during the making of this game.

[Mukora]

2375. At least one companion will die in every playthrough, no matter what you do.

2375b. This companion is Carth Onasi.

[BloodyTalon]

2388: You can kill Leliana and upon her death she will come right back to life and have large white wings and a halo.

[DRTJR]

2389. A Chainsword(from Warhammer 40k) is in the game, along with a dead and rusted over Space Marine(in armor)

[Lillian]

2390. You will get an extra crafting option when presented with dragon scales; horns. Giving these custom-made dragon horns to Vivienne will net you an achievement trophy, an entire army of fire-breathing horn-wearers, and two strongly worded letters with an aggressive messenger from the Triumvirate.

2390. a. The latter may or may not be the basis of the Dragon Age: Inquisition expansion pack, The Exalted Marches: Qunlat Edition.

[Aran Linvail]

2391 - You finally got to paly as a Hornless Qunari , a Beardless Dwarf and a Earless Elf.

[PsychoBlonde]

2391a.  Also a woman with only one boob.

[KC_Prototype]

2392. Too "officially" beat the game, you to go through the main story twice with the same character

2392a. No new game plus

[satunnainen]

2392. Too "officially" beat the game, you to go through the main story twice with the same character

2392a. No new game plus

2392b. But you need to do both times exactly the same choices and take same companions to same quests.

[Wolfen09]

2392b. But you need to do both times exactly the same choices and take same companions to same quests.

 

dick move

 

2393.  the nugquisition will invade orlais

[Orian Tabris]

2394. Varric's chest hair stops time for everyone except himself, whenever he lets it out.

[Aran Linvail]

2395 - Cullen ultimate power summons a legion of Squealing fangirls , and they swoop down upon anyone threatening him.