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[Kaibe]

2380. nunchucks

2396. Nugchucks.

[Villageidiot]

2397. Kickable nugs, watch them fly (especially if you play Quanri/ Iron Bull)

[BloodyTalon]

2398: There will be a game like football in DA:I but it uses a live Nug has the ball.

[satunnainen]

2399. Since qunari names are more like descriptions, mr Iron Bull will become seriously offended if you mention words beef, hamburger of barbeque when he is in the group.

[BloodyTalon]

2400: Seeing the color red makes Iron Bull go insane with bloodlust.

[PsychoBlonde]

2400: Seeing the color red makes Iron Bull go insane with bloodlust.

 

2400a.  The Qunari Artistic Face and Chest Paint was the primary reason why he had to leave the Ben-Hassrath.

[BloodyTalon]

2401: Cole will attempt to kill the Inquisitor if they go to far.

[Wolfen09]

2402.  Cole's companion quest is to find him an alchemist that can make him some sun screen

[DRTJR]

2403. Cole is romance-able
2403a. Cole's Romance is the only Asexual romance in the game.

[Wolfen09]

2404.  Cole's hat is rhys reincarnated

[MetalGear312]

2405. Cole is a gender confused female Nug spirit that possessed a human body.

[MetalGear312]

2506. Cole is a neo nazi.

[MetalGear312]

2507. Schmooples is the only romanceable character.

[BloodyTalon]

2508: You can steal shoes or have your shoes stolen.

[Eveangaline]

2509: If your shoes are stolen you will occasionally see them hanging from high tree branches. You will not be able to retrieve them.

[Wolfen09]

2506. Cole is a neo nazi.

..........i think you mean neo qunari....  no nazis here... nope.... you can stop looking now.....

 

*makes a phone call...  call off the invasion of thedas*

 

2509.  dragons are not the real enemies, books are... and cassandra is the only one who has realized the true threat

[Feybrad]

2510. Qunari will be revealed to have descended from a race of Turtle Humanoids with giant Shells on their Backs. Those died out, because evil people like Sten kept pushing them on their Backs.

[satunnainen]

2511. Bioware has hired 2 summer trainees to keep track and organize logically all the ideas in this thread. Right after the DA:I is released they will announce that they have plots for the next 16 dragon age games ready. Coincidence? possibly.

[satunnainen]

..........i think you mean neo qunari....  no nazis here... nope.... you can stop looking now.....

 

*makes a phone call...  call off the invasion of thedas*

 

2509.  dragons are not the real enemies, books are... and cassandra is the only one who has realized the true threat

Cassandra and her book stabbing dagger?

[Wolfen09]

yes

 

 

 

2511. Bioware has hired 2 summer trainees to keep track and organize logically all the ideas in this thread. Right after the DA:I is released they will announce that they have plots for the next 16 dragon age games ready. Coincidence? possibly.

 

2511a.  12 of the games will have nugs for main characters

[PsychoBlonde]

2512.  The economy of Orlais collapses when someone realizes that the Inquisitor has been paying for all those keep upgrades with chocolate coins.

[BloodyTalon]

2513: The murder knife will be Cole's father.

[PsychoBlonde]

2514.  Cole's last name turns out to be "Skywalker".

[Wolfen09]

somewhere mark hammil is turning over in his grave (yes, he may not be dead, but his career is)

 

 

2515.  When we get to hunt the last dragon in the game, there will be a cutscene for its intro with it fighting a giant nug dubbed nugzilla.

[Orian Tabris]

2516. The Inquisitor will be able to romance their table.

2516a. The table had a secret fling with Bianca, and was given custody of the kid. This happens prior to romance with the Inquisitor.

2516b. The table won't romance a qunari Inquisitor, because his mother was a Tevinter Magister's closet.

2516c. The table thinks Iron Bull is out to destroy it. He isn't.

2516d. Cassandra's personal quest involves stabbing the table with a knife during an Inquisition meeting. The Inquisitor will fail the quest if s/he misses the map of Thedas.

 

2517. Cassandra's favourite pastime is stabbing books and tables with knives.