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[Wolfen09]

2516. The Inquisitor will be able to romance their table.

2516a. The table had a secret fling with Bianca, and was given custody of the kid. This happens prior to romance with the Inquisitor.

2516b. The table won't romance a qunari Inquisitor, because his mother was a Tevinter Magister's closet.

2516c. The table thinks Iron Bull is out to destroy it. He isn't.

2516d. Cassandra's personal quest involves stabbing the table with a knife during an Inquisition meeting. The Inquisitor will fail the quest if s/he misses the map of Thedas.

 

2517. Cassandra's favourite pastime is stabbing books and tables with knives.

 

...................................I dont know what to say to that.

 

2518.  there is no fast travel, its just iron bull picking you up and throwing you across the map

[satunnainen]

2520. There will be multiplayer. To save the environment, or atleast electricity, the multiplayer central servers will be powered by a herd of nugs in running wheels.

 

2520a. Ok, they were supposed to be nugs, but EA:s super secret genetic engineering department ran into some problems and they are actually longeared hairless gerbils. 

[Avarazac]

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

Seems perfectly legit.

[BloodyTalon]

2521: The game is all a dream that takes place inside the bioware dev teams head, at the end of the game they wake up and start making the game.

[BloodyTalon]

2522: The murder knife is a romance option, but it will kill you at the end of the romance.

[PsychoBlonde]

2523.  The Iron Bull has an actual name that is so dreadful that if you manage to discover what it is he will agree to be called "Sweetums" just so you don't use the name.

[PsychoBlonde]

2524.  You will be able to talk Cassandra out of ANYTHING simply by intimating that it is "girly".

[Wolfen09]

2525.  Cassandra will only wear a dress once ever in the game.  It only appears in the first play through, if you romance her, at the ball we are invited to, if you killed anders in da2, sided with the templars in origins, inquisitor's favorite color is orange, inquisitor is using the british voice (not the american), and the ballroom is on fire after someone makes a bad comment about vivene's horns.  You are left as the only two in the entire place dancing in the fire light as the palace burns down....  so a normal tuesday night

[satunnainen]

2526. They have started experimenting with "ikea-method" of game binary delivery. So you will get 1 dvd full of binary 1:s and another full of binary 0:s and a huge assembly instruction paper that is written in some language you or your friends have never even heard of.

[Wolfen09]

2526. They have started experimenting with "ikea-method" of game binary delivery. So you will get 1 dvd full of binary 1:s and another full of binary 0:s and a huge assembly instruction paper that is written in some language you or your friends have never even heard of.

 

I had to think about that one for a second.

 

2527.  varric's chest hair and blackwalls beard are boss fights

[Blue Gloves]

I had to think about that one for a second.

 

2527.  varric's chest hair and blackwalls beard are boss fights

2528.  There are 20 minutes of cutscenes featuring the ongoing battle between Varric's chest hair and Blackwall's beard.  Eventually, both sets of body hair turn on the Inquisition and have to be put down.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

2529. Eventually Varric and Blackwall will give up their flowing locks to make Solas a toupee.

[Wolfen09]

damn, all the way back to the 3rd page.

 

2530.  Solas is actually merrill with a shaved head

[DRTJR]

2531. The Inquisitor will find out he is actually a member of Star Fleet that was sent to Thedas to observe it's cultures, after the fade tear you lost memory of this.

[satunnainen]

2531. The Inquisitor will find out he is actually a member of Star Fleet that was sent to Thedas to observe it's cultures, after the fade tear you lost memory of this.

2531a. Near the end of the game the Inquisitor will find the original red shirt he was wearing when he entered the fade.

[Kaibe]

2532. Everytime you gain a level you must complete a jumping puzzle. The camera angles will be unhelpful.

[Basement Cat]

2533. You won't be able to level up in the field. You will have to go to a special chamber in your stronghold.

[mousestalker]

2534. One signature move characters will be able to make is the "Inquistion's Dance of Love."

2535. The animation is being done by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

[Orian Tabris]

2535. The animation is being done by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

2535a. At the end of each battle, one random party member will throw up at the sight of the corpses.

2536. The Remigold is a traditional Orlesian dance.

2536a. If Alistair survived Origins, but didn't become a drunk, nor become king, he can be seen doing the Remigold with Empress Celene I, at an Orlesian ball.

[DRTJR]

2537. If you did not place both Anora and Alister on the throne, the reigning monarch of Ferelden was replaced with a lizard man working for the Jade Empire.

[MetalGear312]

2537a. The Inquisitor can tame Alistair's dog parents by replacing every other line of dialogue with the word cheese.

2538. Leliana will wear a fake moustache through the whole game, if you input the code "iwanttobeorlesiantoo" on the main menu screen.

2539. Tim Curry guest voices Sera.

[Eveangaline]

2540: With the combined efforts of Dagna and the Iron Bull, fireworks will be invented in Thedas

2541: If you failed to put enough points in dexterity, the inquisitor will blow up her hand with fireworks

[satunnainen]

2542. Iron Bull will be the only companion of the group, who gets the "sarcastic" Inquisitors jokes. Later he turns out to be a qunari comedian.

[MetalGear312]

2543. If you let Varric keep the lyrium shard, he will write a musical starring only nugs and a halla.