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[PsychoBlonde]

2540: With the combined efforts of Dagna and the Iron Bull, fireworks will be invented in Thedas

2541: If you failed to put enough points in dexterity, the inquisitor will blow up her hand with fireworks

 

2541a. Your hand will later be replaced by a mechanical hand covered by a single sparkly glove that enables you to move your hips like no one has ever moved hips before.

 

2544.  Solas mostly uses his Fade knowledge to Rickroll people's dreams.  Many a Tevinter Magister who has awakened in a cold sweat with "Never Gonna Give You Up . . ." stuck in their heads. 

[Orian Tabris]

2545. Every romance idea that has passed through Inquisition's forum halls thus far, will be available to the player. Even the ones that conflict with each other.

2546. There is a spell available only to the Inquisitor, called "Awesome." When cast, it makes a huge specky explosion that defeats every enemy currently in combat.

2546a. The spell costs 500 mana, has a cooldown of 9999 seconds. The cooldown cannot be exploited through saving and reloading.

[Feybrad]

2545. Every romance idea that has passed through Inquisition's forum halls thus far, will be available to the player. Even the ones that conflict with each other.

 

2545a. ESPECIALLY the ones conflicting with each other.

 

(...)

 

2547. There is another Spell called "Awful". It has the same Effect, except that it kills the Player and his Party too.

[SafetyShattered]

2548. You can have beards(as both a male and female character) and if they are long enough you can actually use them as a weapon.

 

2549. 2545 was actually a lie, every romance idea that has ever been mentioned on these forums is NOT a romance option. You can only romance Ser Pounce a lot, your sword(stabby,) and your staff(sticky).

[Feybrad]

2549. 2545 was actually a lie, every romance idea that has ever been mentioned on these forums is NOT a romance option. You can only romance Ser Pounce a lot, your sword(stabby,) and your staff(sticky).

 

2550. Of course, since these are the Forums as well, this will also not happen, according to the first Part of the Post. So BioWare just scraps Romance options, since they just create too much hassle.

[SafetyShattered]

2550. Of course, since these are the Forums as well, this will also not happen, according to the first Part of the Post. So BioWare just scraps Romance options, since they just create too much hassle.

 

Damn your cunning

 

2551. Romance options are indeed cut out of the initial game, only to be added as dlc 1 month after launch.

[satunnainen]

Damn your cunning

 

2551. Romance options are indeed cut out of the initial game, only to be added as dlc 1 month after launch.

2551a. Unfortunately they all involve characters, which are available as dlc-2, 3 months after release. 

[BloodyTalon]

2552: There will be battle nugs, who are out for revage against those who consume them

2553: The inquisitor can become a were-nug.

[Wolfen09]

things have gotten kinda weird after being absent for a few days...

 

2554.  underneath all that plate, we realize that templars arent actually people at all, but nugs that are standing on top of each other and can talk

[BloodyTalon]

2554a: A good amount of the mages that are at war with the templars are really dwarves battling for the right to eat nugs, since the templars are nugs.

[They call me a SpaceCowboy]

2555 The following romances will be in game

 

SF: Varric but only with a dwarf

BF: Iron Bull but only with a qunari

 

Elf and human female Inquisitors are forever alone

 

Cullen is non romancable. A million fangirly cries of anguish are felt in the force.

[satunnainen]

To continue the nug theme

2556. Joking Inquisitors (sarcastic?) catch-phrase will be: "Its NugTastic!". (S)He will mention it in almost every longer conversation. Eventually the Qunari leader will threaten that Qunari will start a war against anyone who mentions the word nug in the war council meetings.

 

ps. its getting difficult to remember what I have written here or anyone else has written here. If I accidentally steal someone elses ideas from 10 pages ago, I am sorry

If I keep repeating my own 2 jokes, then I guess my memory is finally gone

[BloodyTalon]

2557: Some rumors here will be mentioned in-game from time to time.

 

Sorry if I repeat myself or steal jokes/rumors from others from time to time(Don't mean to.), but thats how rumors go who knows who started them!

[BloodyTalon]

More Nug Rumors!

 

2558: Nug Norris will be one of the Templar leaders, he will be a humanoid nug.

[Cornughon]

2559: When at bossfights, after each unskippable cutscene but before the actual fight, the Inquisitor will be having a wardrobe malfunction and wear a red-blue tightsuit-with-cape. You are required to fly through hoops in a third person environment with impossible camera angles and unresponsive controls. The collision detection will be horrible. You have three tries. When actually succeeding at the first go and reaching the final hoop unscathed, you will unlock Darth Malak as a temporary party member.

[PsychoBlonde]

2559a.  Darth Malak is gimp.  But he is romanceable provided you've acquired the "Sith Overlord" title.

2559b.  To acquire the "Sith Overlord" Title you must, quote "dress in black, grow a big mustache, and draw all over your face".  But you do wind up looking like Ming the Merciless.

2559c.  Alternatively, there will be a challenge that involves running down a corridor from one chest-high wall to another, popping out periodically to shoot monsters that yell "ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!"  This challenge unlocks Sarek as a companion option.  He is also gimp, but he's very snarky. 

[Cornughon]

Sarek

You mean Saren

[TanithAeyrs]

LOL, could be Sarek,  he would be more gimp than Saren.  Can't remember any good Star Trek lines for him though. 

 

2560.  Due to player request there will be a brothel in the game.  All women are modeled after "Mudd's Women" from the original Star Trek series (including the beehive hairdos)

 

2561.  The inquisitor has one guaranteed romance, Spock's intended bride from the episode "Amok Time".  Captain Kirk can come and rescue you.  The guy in the red shirt dies.

[Grieving Natashina]

2562. Every time the Inquisitor asks Scribbles her real name, s/he is interrupted by the plot.  Her name will be revealed in a DLC, for only 320 BioWare points.

[BloodyTalon]

2563: Leliana has a large bald spot on the back of her head and has a result always wears a hood now.

[Wolfen09]

oooooo thats a low blow

 

2564.  Allistair actually died looking for marric in the comics, the allistair in ferelden now is a nug in disguise

[Cornughon]

LOL, could be Sarek,  he would be more gimp than Saren.  Can't remember any good Star Trek lines for him though.

Ah as in Spock's dad. Nah he's bit of a boring NPC, but that could make it extra interesting... hmmmm....

[PsychoBlonde]

You mean Saren

See, this is what comes of having the villains in your games have nearly-identical names.  I can't remember them.

[PsychoBlonde]

2565.  Cole suddenly becomes a major asset to the Inquisition when Dorian gets him some backup dancers and launches him as the first ever Teen Pop Idol in Thedas.  Varric writes Cole's first hit single, entitled "Swoon".

[PsychoBlonde]

2566.  Difficulties ensue when the Iron Bull finds Vivienne's makeup case unattended and later shows up to a Table conference sporting beautifully-applied foundation, blush, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick.  He also used Vivienne's nail enamel to paint his horns a fetching pink.